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[Goro Majima]

We should all let bionic service us

 

[BlackGhost]

We should all let bionic service us

*chanting
"Service the boys!"

 

[Sanjuro]

bionic still suckin.

 

[BlackGhost]

bionic still suckin.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

We should all let bionic service us

Old Man Bionic will do it, his heart is open to all who need to be serviced!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

We should all let bionic service us

hol up playa

 

[JABEE]

hol up playa

:jnc

 

[Greg]

this is borderline anime

 

[Himynameischris]

this is borderline anime

JCBs are the new animus

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

this is borderline anime

Animu!

 

[bionic77]

I need to take this time to admit something to Bionic and my fellow JoyCon Cult. I'm actually not getting Switch at launch. I'd get it if I had the disposable income or time, but don't currently. Selling My preorder, I'll eventually get one sometime through. My only income at the moment is my Grad School assistant. I'll get Horizon though with some Amazon credit.

I'll just let Bionics enthusiasm level service me

This is bullshit.

You were supposed to be one of the Boyz!

Not like this!

 

[JABEE]

Sell all your shit and buy a Switch.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

This is bullshit.

You were supposed to be one of the Boyz!

Not like this!

He's one in spirit

 

[Bread]

JCBs are the new animus

This is true

 

[BlackGhost]

This is bullshit.

You were supposed to be one of the Boyz!

Not like this!

My sun, my moon, my stars, my everything....pls.

 

[Greg]

JCBs are the new animus

.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Does this mean Bionic is an animu beyond Studio Ghibli movies?

 

[msdstc]

Sell all your shit and buy a Switch.

As long as it gets an up to date version of FIFA! Would be funny if it had to resort to old ass versions.

 

[Sanjuro]

Racist.

 

[JABEE]

I need to take this time to admit something to Bionic and my fellow JoyCon Cult. I'm actually not getting Switch at launch. I'd get it if I had the disposable income or time, but don't currently. Selling My preorder, I'll eventually get one sometime through. My only income at the moment is my Grad School assistantship. I'll get Horizon though with some Amazon credit.

I'll just let Bionics enthusiasm level service me

This is bullshit.

You were supposed to be one of the Boyz!

Not like this!

He's one in spirit

 

[cdyhybrid]

Quit your job and school and buy a Switch

 

[bionic77]

Sell all your shit and buy a Switch.

Sell nothing.

Good shit happens to Switch owners.

Since just the pre-order my wife upgraded her car, I got laid a few times and I made more money than usual. The Switch provides for you.

None of this obviously would ever happen without the preorder.

Just imagine what is going to happen once I get my hands on it!

 

[bigosc2k]

I need to take this time to admit something to Bionic and my fellow JoyCon Cult. I'm actually not getting Switch at launch. I'd get it if I had the disposable income or time, but don't currently. Selling My preorder, I'll eventually get one sometime though. My only income at the moment is my Grad School assistantship. I'll get Horizon though with some Amazon credit.

I'll just let Bionics enthusiasm level service me

This is what happens when you use all of your disposable income on the 8-8 life that never was. Now you only have disposable income for animu Sunday.

 

[JABEE]

Sell nothing.

Good shit happens to Switch owners.

Since just the pre-order my wife upgraded her car, I got laid a few times and I made more money than usual. The Switch provides for you.

None of this obviously would ever happen without the preorder.

Just imagine what is going to happen once I get my hands on it!

The Switch didn't do this. The Switch must be in your possession for the servicing to begin.

This is a separate phenomenon entirely.

 

[Jarnet87]

I thought about taking the 3rd off but I shipped my copy of Zelda from Amazon to work and not the home. I did not think this through.

 

[bionic77]

The Switch didn't do this. The Switch must be in your possession for the servicing to begin.

This is a separate phenomenon entirely.

I give credit to the Switch. No one can prove it did not so those things.

Just ordering it improves your life. Owning is going to be some next level shit!

 

[sf2fanatic]

Quit your job and school and buy a Switch

Somebody at school will have a switch. No need to quit school. Just don't attend class

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Sell nothing.

Good shit happens to Switch owners.

Since just the pre-order my wife upgraded her car, I got laid a few times and I made more money than usual. The Switch provides for you.

None of this obviously would ever happen without the preorder.

Just imagine what is going to happen once I get my hands on it!

What if it also has to do with the Pats winning as well?

 

[bionic77]

What if it also has to do with the Pats winning as well?

Stop with the Floy news.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Stop with the Floy news.

I'm just asking questions

 

[JABEE]

Floy, you seem like a nice guy, but that's some of the coldest shit I have ever heard.

 

[Slo]

New England has won 100% of Super Bowls since the Switch was revealed.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Floy like all Browns fans has a heart full of self-pity, despair, blind optimism and schadenfreude. Only in times like these do they let their inner demons roam free.

 

[Goro Majima]

bionic's wife buys herself another Lexus and he's so thrilled to pay for it that he thanks the Switch!

You too can buy purses and glorified Toyotas for a woman if you buy a Switch!

 

[WedgeX]

New England has won 100% of Super Bowls since the Switch was revealed.

Things that make you go....hmmmm.

 

[bionic77]

New England has won 100% of Super Bowls since they went all in on Trump

Fixed.

Unless it is a story on incest or alcohol poisoning it probably ain't true if it came from a trailer park.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

New England has won 100% of Super Bowls since the Switch was revealed.

Thank You Switch

 

[Slo]

Fixed.

Unless it is a story on incest or alcohol poisoning it probably ain't true if it came from a trailer park.

Donald Trump has won 100% of Presidential Elections since the Switch was revealed.

 

[bionic77]

Donald Trump has won 100% of Presidential Elections since the Switch was revealed.

Wasn't the Switch revealed after the election?

Cmon Slo. Don't be a Trumper!

 

[Slo]

Wasn't the Switch revealed after the election?

Cmon Slo. Don't be a Trumper!

Don't believe the media.

 

[BigAT]

I need to take this time to admit something to Bionic and my fellow JoyCon Cult. I'm actually not getting Switch at launch. I'd get it if I had the disposable income or time, but don't currently. Selling My preorder, I'll eventually get one sometime though. My only income at the moment is my Grad School assistantship. I'll get Horizon though with some Amazon credit.

I'll just let Bionics enthusiasm level service me

The feeling when one of your Joycon Boyz is obviously sick, and you do what must be done...

 

[WedgeX]

This post makes me smile so much.

Jakncoke was a seahawks fan who used to spam the :lol emoji so much that they removed it so people started using :jnc in place of it.

 

[JABEE]

Why do all the good die young?

 

[cdyhybrid]

This post makes me smile so much.

RIP jnc, the greatest Seahawks fan of us all.

 

[MechDX]

Edit: nevermind false info

 

[Himynameischris]

Mech is fake news

 

[MechDX]

Mech is fake news

Yeah I'm an idiot. How could I ever imagine there would be evidence that Tannehill isn't a douchebag?

 

[Himynameischris]

Your QB envy is showing

 

[DMczaf]

JCBs when the review embargo ends

 

[bionic77]

JCBs when the review embargo ends

:lol

JCBs too busy doing it to worry about fucking videogame reviews.