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[Bread]

I'll get your mom to buy it like she always does

 

[Sanjuro]

Pizza and whiskey is here!

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

All beer tastes like various degrees of piss.

It only starts to taste good when all the women become hot, if you catch my meaning.

 

[yankeehater]

All beer tastes like various degrees of piss.

It only starts to taste good when all the women become hot, if you catch my meaning.

This is so false. I have had so many great beers in my life.

Hey mech you down for more destiny tonight?

 

[Doomsayer]

All beer tastes like various degrees of piss.

It only starts to taste good when all the women become hot, if you catch my meaning.

Drink better beer.

 

[Sanjuro]

Sweetheart, you look as beautiful as Labatt Blue.

 

[Himynameischris]

All beer tastes like various degrees of piss.

It only starts to taste good when all the women become hot, if you catch my meaning.

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[cdyhybrid]

All beer tastes like various degrees of piss.

It only starts to taste good when all the women become hot, if you catch my meaning.

I'll pray for you.

In other news #DoingIt:

 

[bionic77]

What is it with Gata and lame mom jokes?

 

[Himynameischris]

What is it with Gata and lame mom jokes?

Middle school humor

 

[JABEE]

What is it with Gata and lame mom jokes?

He learned it by watching you.

 

[MechDX]

The Film Room: A.J. Bouye Made The Leap
The 2016 Houston Texans’ season review continues. This stop breaks down A.J. Bouye’s leap to stardom—and pending free agency—in 2016.

Good, though long, break down on AJ Bouye.

Cleveland ($106.5 million), Jacksonville ($74.9 million), Tennessee ($62.3 million), Washington ($58.8 million), Indianapolis ($54.2 million), Chicago ($51.4 million), Carolina ($47.4 million), Miami ($42.4 million), Green Bay ($40.9 million), and New Orleans ($29.5 million) are all teams with money to spend and have a “HELP WANTED” sign hanging up in their secondary. Bouye is a scheme neutral player. It doesn’t matter what type of defense a prospective teams runs. He has already shown he can run it. He would be an upgrade for any of these teams. For Houston, why would you want to get in a bidding war with teams that can outspend you for a player who had one great year? You don’t.

Bouye was the best player on Houston’s defense last year. He was a vital cog in their successful amphibious defensive scheme. He played every type of coverage and did nearly everything well. With him, Kevin Johnson, and J.J. Watt back, it’s possible for the Texans to field an all-time great defense in 2017. They could have the type of defense a team can contend with no matter what the offense does, no matter who is at quarterback. If we have learned anything these last two years, that is exactly what Houston needs to get over the Divisional Round hump.

 

[Dega]

The Film Room: A.J. Bouye Made The Leap
The 2016 Houston Texans’ season review continues. This stop breaks down A.J. Bouye’s leap to stardom—and pending free agency—in 2016.

Good, though long, break down on AJ Bouye.

Mechy where is Tony?

 

[bionic77]

Middle school humor

It's been 5 years though. When the fuck is he going to make it to high school?

 

[Hindl]

It's been 5 years though. When the fuck is he going to make it to high school?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

What is it with Gata and lame mom jokes?

mom jokes are never lame

 

[MechDX]

Mechy where is Tony?

I'd rather have Jimmy

 

[MechDX]

Jeff RisdonVerified account‏@JeffRisdon 6m6 minutes ago
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Watching Davis Webb tonight. Love his feet in pocket, live arm. But like 40% of his throws are a half-count late or behind target thru 3 gms

Jeff RisdonVerified account‏@JeffRisdon 4m4 minutes ago
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He can thread a needle better than I expected, but he tries too often to do so. Needs touch on short throws, very Derek Anderson-esque there

Jeff RisdonVerified account‏@JeffRisdon 3m3 minutes ago
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More I watch Webb more I see Derek Anderson w/ better feet. Has same issue of handing ball off too high too.

Kave!!! Derek Anderson 2.0

 

[BigAT]

For anyone that's looking for a hot new cocktail to serve to your boyz when the NFL season rolls around:

 

[Sanjuro]

 

[Jarnet87]

A week from now there will be people camping out in front of retailers for the chance to become a JCB.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

 

[Alligatorjandro]

A week from now there will be people camping out in front of retailers for the chance to become a JCB.

2 weeks from now people will be wondering why they bought a switch

 

[Goro Majima]

2 weeks from now people will be wondering why they bought a switch

lmao

A month away from the first "My Switch is gathering dust" thread

Because you know people will beat Zelda in like a week and then will realize there's not a lot else

 

[yankeehater]

For anyone that's looking for a hot new cocktail to serve to your boyz when the NFL season rolls around:

I will make one and report back.

 

[Hindl]

For anyone that's looking for a hot new cocktail to serve to your boyz when the NFL season rolls around:

It even matches the XBox green

 

[yankeehater]

It even matches the XBox green

I think that's the joke.

 

[Jarnet87]

2 weeks from now people will be wondering why they bought a switch

People will be buying SF2 and Setsuna at gouged prices from the thirst.

 

[Syrinx]

I think that's the joke.

Maybe it was just supposed to look radioactive.

 

[bionic77]

2 weeks from now people will be wondering why they bought a switch

Two weeks from now there are will be millions of people who will have been serviced thanks to Nintendo Switch.

You will be standing on the sidelines with your Brady Jersey and MAGA hat secretly wishing you had it in you to be a genuine bona fide JCB.

 

[Elfforkusu]

All I can say about this Switch negativity is that it is more lies spread by our enemies.

Stay strong, boyz

 

[Slo]

What in the hell is a Stitch?

 

[yankeehater]

What in the hell is a Stitch?

 

[Slo]

Starting to snow pretty hard. We're supposed to get 12-20" tonight.

 

[MechDX]

Starting to snow pretty hard. We're supposed to get 12-20" tonight.

I'm sitting on my front porch in shorts

 

[WedgeX]

Starting to snow pretty hard. We're supposed to get 12-20" tonight.

That's awesome.

It was 77 degrees and sunny here. Inappropriate for winter.

 

[bionic77]

All I can say about this Switch negativity is that it is more lies spread by our enemies.

Stay strong, boyz

I can't blame them. I honestly can't blame them.

Put yourself in their dirty second hand shoes (mostly like Jordan knockoffs) for a second. They are sitting in some moldy ass apartment or their mothers basement alone with a last generation console, last generation games and no motherfucking ice cubes despite it being hot as shit. They sit there and they look up at a genuine motherfucking JoyConBoy standing tall as fuck and they see something they can never hope to attain. They see a boy who is never alone. Doing it on rooftops. Doing it at home on the coach. Doing it on a luxurious persian rug. And not sweating the heat because they be well situated with the ice cubes. They see us styling in our foreign cars and the difficulties we have in selecting who to service (so many) while their choice is between a cartoon pillow or a fleshlight.

There are always going to be haters.

We JoyConBoyz going to be on the rooftops just doing what we do.

 

[Slo]

I'm sitting on my front porch in shorts

Whittling or playing the banjo?

That's awesome.

It was 77 degrees and sunny here. Inappropriate for winter.

Kids school has already cancelled for tomorrow. Guess I'll probably work from home too.

 

[MechDX]

Whittling or playing the banjo?

Zim.gif

 

[Mindlog]

Is Hndrxx doing it?

 

[Fox318]

I made the mistake of watching a first take clip.

Will Cain should not be on tv.

 

[tmdorsey]

We were fucking man-handling the Patriots for 3 and half qtrs man!! Fuck you Shanahan for not running the ball!!

Sorry. Is the Switch and Zelda out yet? *sigh*

 

[Slo]

This is now a thunderstorm/blizzard. Thunder and lightning and snow. This never happened under Obama.

 

[Greg]

boxed wine tonight, friends

just warmed up with a shower wine

 

[cdyhybrid]

boxed wine tonight, friends

just warmed up with a shower wine

The hero NFL-GAF deserves.

 

[Slo]

boxed wine tonight, friends

just warmed up with a shower wine

Whittling or playing the banjo?

 

[Greg]

just sitting in silence

 

[cdyhybrid]

just sitting in silence

Spruce up your audio landscape with the song of the summer 2017.

 

[Greg]

mmmmmmm

 

[Greg]

4 tall glasses in