McDonalds - regular cheeseburger (and it's not even a contest)
Wendy's - double stack
Culver's - double butter burger with cheese (triple is too much meat)
In-N-Out - double double with grilled onions
Burger King - double whopper with cheese no tomatoes or mayo because those are bullshit
Whataburger - double whataburger with cheese and jalapeños no tomatoes
Sonic - super sonic cheeseburger - mustard and no tomatoes
White Castle - jalapeño cheeseburger slider
Five Guys - double cheeseburger with everything except tomatoes and mayo
Braums - Bacon cheeseburger - no tomato or mayo
Basically standard condiments on a burger should be: ketchup, mustard, onion (preferably grilled but diced or sliced are okay), pickles (dill tends to work better than sweet), and some kind of cheese
If you're feeling fancy then add shredded lettuce, bacon, or sautéed mushrooms. Not a big fan of mayo but cole slaw kinda works and so does some mayo based sauces.
Also if you're being super fancy then add minced up smoked pork shoulder to the beef when you make the patties. A few places in Texas do this and it makes a damn good burger.
Tomatoes are dumb but not as bad as a huge fucking leaf of iceberg lettuce. Even worse if it's the shitty white core of a lettuce head.
I've had pineapple on a teriyaki burger and it's weird. I'll eat it but I'd rather just have a standard cheeseburger at that point.
