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NFL 2017 Offseason thread |OT| - Servicing Us Boys

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Not only do Yuro countries have functional infrastructure, public schools with well paid teachers, free higher education, a working multi-party system, etc, but also the additional privilege of watching the best entertainment your freedom-deficient country has to offer!
That sounds wonderful.
 
TD is in the Hall of Fame!!!

My favorite memory of him playing is the game how broke 2000 yards against the Seahawks. He needed like 165 yards to get there wan was playing like a god damn monster out there.

Chants of TD, TD, TD rang through the stadium as he got closer and closer to the milestone. And then it came. He was sitting at 1,993 yards for the season. Energy was flowing through the stadium as he took the final carry. He busted out for 15.

That was the type of player TD was. When you needed 7 from him, he would give you 15.
 

Line_HTX

Member
I'm glad some of you will go back to acting like normal ppl when the Super Bowl is over.

When Line and I watch 24 legacy after the Super Bowl.
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Sorry for the shitty phone pic.

YAY-YAH~

Can I watch 24 Legacy without ever having seen 24?

Yes. It's a new cast, and a new Bauer so to speak with Corey Hawkins.
 

Gobias

Banned
I just saw all the awards. How the hell did Dak beat Zeke for the offensive rookie of the year?

VIDEO: Two Porn Stars promise their Twitter followers a blowjob if the New England Patriots win Super Bowl 51. https://t.co/UctVWiyUHp

Bread. You can do it!

Is Bread the type of person to stand in a long line to receive a blowjob from someone who has already given many in a row? I think so
 

Gobias

Banned
Hot takes from Mary Kay

I'm on record as saying that I wouldn't be opposed to the Browns drafting Mitch Trubisky No. 1 overall and then shipping their No. 12 overall pick to the Patriots for Jimmy Garoppolo.
 

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
Well, if it's anything like last year, it'll be closed 30 minutes before kickoff.

Ah in that case, I'll be posting at some point after the game then...tomorrow maybe?

I have a feeling that the Pats are going to win and there's going to be severe fuckery

If the Falcons win, no more burnt RBH dick which is also kind of a loss but it won't be as bad since the Pats fans won't stick around
 

BigAT

Member
Hot takes from Mary Kay

Kave, come and get your girl.

You almost have to respect someone that is willing to begin a thought with, "I'm on record as saying" and then follow it up with possibly one of the stupidest fucking ideas possible.
 

bigosc2k

Banned
VIDEO: Two Porn Stars promise their Twitter followers a blowjob if the New England Patriots win Super Bowl 51. https://t.co/UctVWiyUHp

Bread. You can do it!
I don't even know who the hell those two are?
"#TeamBJ burst to fame in 2010 when Bobbi Eden with help from Vicky Vette and Gabby Quinteros promised BJs if Holland won the World Cup. "

I don't think Bread can do it :-(

Now those are some names that I remember.
 

Kastrioti

Persecution Complex
Detroit Lions hype article before the Super Bowl:

Falcons offer blueprint for Matthew Stafford and the Lions

HOUSTON -- He's always been considered one of the league's most talented passers, and put up some bodacious numbers to back it. But he's also struggled in big games.


His fans have raved about the arm. His haters have ripped the playoff disappointments. And a huge slide last year had some wondering whether it was time to move on.

We're talking, of course, about Matt Ryan, who will lead the Atlanta Falcons into a showdown against the mighty New England Patriots on Sunday night in Super Bowl LI. But it sounds a lot like Mathew Stafford, no?

Ryan and Stafford are friends, as it happens. They met at the Pro Bowl after the 2014 season, and both have permanent homes in the Atlanta area. They play church-league basketball together. They double-date with their wives. But the similarities hardly end there.

Ryan lost his first three playoff games, while Stafford has lost his first two. Ryan won one playoff game in his first eight seasons, while Stafford has won none. And as the postseason disappointments have stacked up, both were targeted by their fans.

"It's imperative," Falcons general manager Thomas Dimitroff said. "If you are going to win in this league as a young quarterback, you have to have talent around you."

Even for a quarterback as good as Ryan -- and make no mistake, he has been the best quarterback in the league this year -- it took Dimitroff eight years to place the right pieces around Ryan to produce this kind of performance. It began with the blockbuster draft trade in 2011 to move up for Julio Jones -- against the advice of Bill Belichick, his former boss and mentor. Now he's the most dominating receiver in the game, something the Lions surely lack in the post-Calvin Johnson era.

Stafford made a similar leap this year under Jim Bob Cooter, improving his completion percentage to 65.3 (second best in his career) and cutting his picks to 10, a career low over a full season. And he did it despite playing with an injured throwing hand in the final month of the season.

Could that be a sign he's nearing a Ryan-like leap?

"Jim Bob Cooter has come in, and I think that's important," Hall of Fame quarterback Troy Aikman said. "As it relates to this game, for instance, I think what Kyle Shanahan has meant to Matt Ryan, in a lot of ways, you could say Jim Bob Cooter has meant to Matthew Stafford. And we've seen his play elevate because of that."

The biggest missing piece appears to be the running game.

Atlanta selected Devonta Freeman in the fourth round of the 2014 draft, then Tevin Coleman in the third round a year later. Now Freeman is the only back in the league to surpass 1,000 yards rushing each of the last two years, while he and Coleman are just the third tandem in league history to both rack up 500 yards rushing and 400 yards receiving in the same season.


When Atlanta wasn't running the ball this year, it was pretending to. Nobody used play action more than the Falcons this season (27.6 percent), and Ryan led the league with 1,650 yards on the looks. He averaged 11.3 yards per attempt.

http://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ss...ueprint_for_ma.html#incart_river_mobile_index

I'm telling y'all when we get our running game watch out. Can't wait to see how Bob Quinn fixes the roster this offseason but we have the most important piece at QB.
 

Kastrioti

Persecution Complex
Hey everyone!

We graduated from a cesspool last year to just a toxic community.

Doin it?

I swear it seems like every Super Bowl thread there are people who bitch about NFLGAF for whatever reason.

If you love your team just post. If you're opinion is laughed who gives a shit.

Remember 98% of NFLGAF laughed in 2011 when I said Matthew Stafford is the best young QB in the league.
 

Line_HTX

Member
I just have to say, this was an amazing job by the Host Committee. It's just insane how much they put for all these festivities in Downtown. I hope that we get to host again in the near future, hopefully 7 years OR LESS this time please. I think our presentation looks way better than Glendale to get less of a gap. Fuck waiting for 15 years again.
 

MechDX

Member
Now that me, Dutch and YankeeHater are together on a united front for our Texans we will make NFL GAF the greatest!
 
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