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[Dutch Gronk]

have you tried telling him about the light of Jabrill?

Trying to! Show him the wonders of the Cleve!

I'm enjoying a cold Mexican beer.

��

Corona, the nectar of the Gods.

 

[Plasticine]

Mike Garafolo‏ @MikeGarafolo
Cutler on his FOX audition: "I just went in and kind of winged it." #Gunslinger

Nice to see Cutty approaching his new gig the same way he did his old one. Seriously. I'm glad he decided instead of degrading himself by playing for the Jets.

 

[effzee]

What network is Kaepernick going to land on?

He is going to host the 6 on ESPN.

Continuing the awful news.

What the fuck? I never signed off on this.

How is he not on the Patriots?

 

[cdyhybrid]

FOX Sports: NFL‏ @NFLonFOX 26m
#49ers coach Kyle Shanahan says ‘worst-case scenario’ is Reuben Foster missing his rookie year

Lynch playing 20-dimensional chess

 

[Sanjuro]

I find this offensive

Woah. I'm almost Hispanic you monster!

 

[cdyhybrid]

As I sit here on the couch BeCleving, it occurs to me - how does BG feel about watching our Cav and seeing Drizzy Drake sitting on the opposing sideline?

 

[MechDX]

Corona, the nectar of the Gods.

Thank GAWD you are no longer a member of Texans age.

We are actively pursuing Slo to be a member

 

[Sanjuro]

ESPN actually did kill the Sports Reporters. Welp.

 

[JABEE]

Lynch playing 20-dimensional chess

Hinkie moves

 

[Himynameischris]

Woah. I'm almost Hispanic you monster!

Oh I meant because you didn't offer

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Both Floy

This was me

 

[Sanjuro]

Oh I meant because you didn't offer

No bueno!

 

[Jarnet87]

ESPN actually did kill the Sports Reporters. Welp.

No country for old men, it's the era of lit fam trash programming,

 

[levious]

ESPN actually did kill the Sports Reporters. Welp.

That show felt dated when I was watching it in the 90s. Mitch Albom was like the spunky young guy, no one had a personality except maybe the mustached guy from boston that spoke fast. And (almost?) everyone was white. Maybe the semi circle just made me think of the Mclaughlin Group.

 

[Sanjuro]

Time to put Sports Pope on SC6.

 

[BlackGhost]

Xia being a divisive force.

 

[Hindl]

Xia being a divisive force.

This would've been my response but someone already handled it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MXCW6otqt8

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

No....Pizza ain't a sandwich, neither are Hot Dogs! But a Burrito is.

 

[Man God]

Hot Dog in a bun is absolutely a sandwich.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Tom Rinaldi and Adam Schefter are now doing sideline reporting for NBA games.

It's all bad right now for the Worldwide Leader

 

[chuckddd]

Is a calzone a sandwich? Asking for a friend.

 

[Sanjuro]

Is a calzone a sandwich? Asking for a friend.

Of course it is.

 

[Plasticine]

No....Pizza ain't a sandwich, neither are Hot Dogs! But a Burrito is.

What if you put one slice of meat lovers pizza between two slices of cheese pizza?

 

[Man God]

What if you put one slice of meat lovers pizza between two slices of cheese pizza?

Definitely a sandwich then.

 

[Hindl]

Of course it is.

What about a stromboli

 

[RBH]

Kave's team getting bodied by BG's team in the NBA playoffs yet again. 😏

 

[DMczaf]

Kave's team getting bodied by BG's team in the NBA playoffs yet again. 😏

Civil War 2

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Is a corndog a sandwich

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Should this be a night of debauchery for Grover Cleveland?

Y

N

 

[Jarnet87]

Tom Rinaldi and Adam Schefter are now doing sideline reporting for NBA games.

It's all bad right now for the Worldwide Leader

I want Chris Broussard to cover the NFL, give us them multiple sauces.

 

[Himynameischris]

Doing math after a couple of beers was a bad idea

 

[BlackGhost]

Doing math after a couple of beers was a bad idea

I was doing HW. But somehow ended up having a beer or 2 or 3 during the Cavs. ..... gonna eat, maybe quick nap and back at it....

We should have just became professional athletes -_-

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Should this be a night of debauchery for Grover Cleveland?

Y

N

Alternative plan: Go to my rooftop and play Switch, go to sleep at a reasonable hour and then wake-up non hungover and able to go to the gym.

(I don't actually have a rooftop but technicality)

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Alternative plan: Go to my rooftop and play Switch, go to sleep at a reasonable hour and then wake-up non hungover and able to go to the gym.

(I don't actually have a rooftop but technicality)

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Kave's team getting bodied by BG's team in the NBA playoffs yet again. 😏

*moves BaeG back up rankings*

 

[Bread]

Should this be a night of debauchery for Grover Cleveland?

Y

N

Y

As in You already know that answer is yes

 

[Himynameischris]

I was doing HW. But somehow ended up having a beer or 2 or 3 during the Cavs. ..... gonna eat, maybe quick nap and back at it....

We should have just became professional athletes -_-

Yeah...think I might just take a nap and hit the gym then continue after.

I mean who's to say we can't still be athletes....Golfers are athletes right??

 

[bionic77]

96 shrines in and the last 2 were amazing.

It was some Goonies Indiana Jones type shit. Puzzles with shadows and laser beams and moving platforms.

 

[RBH]

Alternative plan: Go to my rooftop and play Switch, go to sleep at a reasonable hour and then wake-up non hungover and able to go to the gym.

(I don't actually have a rooftop but technicality)

Yes

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Yes

Yes, I should have a night of debauchery or yes I should play Switch?


Falcons fan can't even get simple yes/no questions right, I swear

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Yes, I should have a night of debauchery or yes I should play Switch?


Falcons fan can't even get simple yes/no questions right, I swear

Why not both? Groupon hookers love the Switch!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Lynch playing 20-dimensional chess

Missing the season is the worst case scenario for every player. Shanahans quote was if he gets hurt again and needs surgery he could miss the season.

If wussle runs out of healing water he could miss the season. If frank Clark gets caught beating another woman he could miss the season. And so on!

 

[MechDX]

Quincy Avery‏Verified account @Quincy_Avery 3h3 hours ago
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This AM sat in on @deshaunwatson getting ahead on install as he linked up with former @HoustonTexans Qb @TJ_Yates (current @buffalobills)

Deshaun learning from TJ yates.....

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

https://theringer.com/jay-cutler-retirement-fox-greatest-average-quarterback-51efd5f3cdb4

In eight years, the Bears went 51–51 with Cutler. He never made another Pro Bowl, and Chicago made the playoffs only once, in 2010. Of course, the Bears went 1–1 and Cutler completed 21 of 42 passing attempts in those two playoff games. Twice, he led the league in interceptions. As Chase Stuart wrote at Football Perspective, Cutler is the definition of an average quarterback, averaging 0.03 adjusted net yards per attempt more than the league average for his career. For this, the Bears paid him $97 million.

Jay Cutler, the definition of average.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

https://theringer.com/jay-cutler-retirement-fox-greatest-average-quarterback-51efd5f3cdb4



Jay Cutler, the definition of average.

He's Jeff Fisher's wet dream of a QB.

 

[Plasticine]

Jay Cutler said ‘whatever’ when wife asked to post his nude pic

Jay Cutler had the most perfectly Jay Cutler answer when wife Kristin Cavallari asked if she could post a picture of his naked backside of him on Instagram.

“I was, like, whatever,” he told ESPN Radio’s Waddle and Silvy on Friday.

The couple was visiting Tulum, Mexico, where Cutler said more beachgoers than not were nude, in March.

“I was out there early in the morning and she took it,” he said. “That was kinda a surprise. She always asks if she can put me on the World Wide Web. So she did ask me if she could do it, and I was like, yeah, whatever.”

He joked that his new house — the Cutlers moved to Nashville, Tenn., this week — had plenty of room for cavorting.

“We’ve got a lot of trees around us,” he said, tongue-in-cheek. “You do have the freedom to do that here. We’ve had a little bit of rain the last couple days, so that’s kinda kept my clothes on as of late. But I checked the forecast, and there’s some sun coming the next few days. I look forward to liberating myself and being my true self.”

That was my average quarterback.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Deshaun learning from TJ yates.....

Fucked up that they try to take advantage of the Playoff Bengals Killer momentum right after the Bengals stop making playoffs

 

[MechDX]

Fucked up that they try to take advantage of the Playoff Bengals Killer momentum right after the Bengals stop making playoffs

Obviously means Watson starts week 2

TNF vs the Bengals

 

[MechDX]

Stanford coach David Shaw on Watson:

https://www.si.com/college-football...id-shaw-nfl-draft?xid=socialflow_twitter_sicr

 

[Man God]

Don't do this to yourself Mech. It's not worth it. Accept handing the first pick of the first two rounds to the Browns next year while they go 8-8.