Listen you can't be angry for me.
I never promised that you would become a JCB, I just said that by investing in my JCB program it gave yourself the best possible chance to become a JCB. I stand by those words. We have a fantastic conversion rate.
At this point you can give up (definitely not JCB material), or double down like a true JCB and take out a second mortgage on your house so we can do this thing! Just like JJ Watt is going to come back stronger from a 2nd back surgery you are also going to defy the odds, sign that check and come out a winner!
Please make check out to JCB Boyz Inc.