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NFL 2017 Offseason thread |OT2| - I Mean Look What Our Teams Did For Us!

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bionic77

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Futurevoid said:
Horizon completed and I got my platinum. Damn that was an amazing ride!

I feel perfectly serviced but now I shall progress to proper servicing with Breath of the Wild.
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Zelda is a masterpiece of gaming.

You can't say that about a lot of things.

This ain't your average greatness. This is something else entirely.
 
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Greg

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bionic77 said:
I played in an adult basketball tournament today with 5 of my friends. Only one guy on the team was under 30.

We whipped the youngs. Then we played some guys that made us look young and they had to invoke the mercy rule once we were up by 35.

Then we played another team and got to the finals.

In the finals they had a guy who looked like Dwight Howard's little brother and he fucked us up. No one could guard him and it was impossible to keep off the glass.

Second place for the bionics. Should be happy but I ain't about that. Pissed at my teammates for the loss. We coulda been contenders! I don't think my body can take that many basketball games in one day.

Also you guys can't sleep on Kayne. I don't know if he is a genius but the impact the guy had on rap and culture in general is insane considering how watered down music has become in pop culture.
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I'm still proud of you
 
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bigosc2k

Banned
bionic77 said:
I played in an adult basketball tournament today with 5 of my friends. Only one guy on the team was under 30.

We whipped the youngs. Then we played some guys that made us look young and they had to invoke the mercy rule once we were up by 35.

Then we played another team and got to the finals.

In the finals they had a guy who looked like Dwight Howard's little brother and he fucked us up. No one could guard him and it was impossible to keep off the glass.

Second place for the bionics. Should be happy but I ain't about that. Pissed at my teammates for the loss. We coulda been contenders! I don't think my body can take that many basketball games in one day.

Also you guys can't sleep on Kayne. I don't know if he is a genius but the impact the guy had on rap and culture in general is insane considering how watered down music has become in pop culture.
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If your boyz were true jcb you guys would of won it all.
 
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bionic77

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bigosc2k said:
If your boyz were true jcb you guys would of won it all.
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This ain't a lie.

Unfortunately I was the only JCB on the whole damn squad. A JCB can do a lot. But one thing we can't do is carry lame ass non-JCBs with us to the promised land. Thats something you have to do for your own damn self.

Greg said:
I'm still proud of you
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Until I got abused down low by the dude who was on a lot of steroids (allegedly) who looked and played like a young Dwight Howard I was actually styling.

On the first play of the game my guy got me on a pump fake but I recovered and blocked his shot with so much ferocity that they declared us the winners on the spot.

And even in the game we lost there was a point where I hit 3 Steph Curry range 3s in a row. Of course my dumb ass teammates stopped giving me the ball at that point but I can't be too mad at them. They ain't even JCBs.
 
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MechDX

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Porn hub won April Fools:

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yankeehater

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So Leveon Bell posted this yesterday:

Le'Veon Bell‏
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@L_Bell26
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ppl can say literally whatever they wanna say...but idc, I will LITERALLY sit out the WHOLE YEAR before I decide to play on the tag!

Then a little while later he posted this:

Le'Veon Bell
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@L_Bell26
lol everybody think this a joke...ok
2:35 PM - 1 Apr 2017

Then he finally posted this:

Le'Veon Bell‏
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 @L_Bell26 10h
10 hours ago


April FOOLS

So I guess it was just a joke in the end. Seems weird.
 
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Sanjuro

Member
yankeehater said:
So Leveon Bell posted this yesterday:

Le'Veon Bell‏
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@L_Bell26
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ppl can say literally whatever they wanna say...but idc, I will LITERALLY sit out the WHOLE YEAR before I decide to play on the tag!

Then a little while later he posted this:

Le'Veon Bell
✔
@L_Bell26
lol everybody think this a joke...ok
2:35 PM - 1 Apr 2017

Then he finally posted this:

Le'Veon Bell‏
Verified account
 @L_Bell26 10h
10 hours ago


April FOOLS

So I guess it was just a joke in the end. Seems weird.
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Is Dwight Howard his PR manager?
 
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BlackGhost

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America's favorite show ahead of the Bachelorette/Bachelor is back today.
Cleveland Browns‏ @Browns

What was the Senior Bowl like for our coaching & scouting staffs?

Watch Building the Browns on @WEWS at 11a on Sunday for an exclusive look
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Ep should be up on the website later for all the outlanders.
 
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bionic77

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I never understood running for sport.

I can run all day playing basketball, tennis, etc.

But I get bored out of my mind if it is just a run without a ball or some other sport attached.

Must just be me because most of my friends run half marathons and do that kind of shit with their wives and friends. Yet I love riding a bike (also better because you get the cardio without high impact).
 
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Dega

Eeny Meenie Penis
bionic77 said:
I never understood running for sport.

I can run all day playing basketball, tennis, etc.

But I get bored out of my mind if it is just a run without a ball or some other sport attached.

Must just be me because most of my friends run half marathons and do that kind of shit with their wives and friends. Yet I love riding a bike (also better because you get the cardio without high impact).
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Youve been running from child support for 31 years!
 
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