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NFL Off-Season |OT3| Josh Freeman is fat and eats too much food. Fat. Fatty. Fatfat.
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Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Poutface, J-Pout, Quitter, The Whiny Vagina, Arrogant Whiner, Diva, etc. etc.
Bolt Vanderhuge
Member
I'm clearly far too tired for hints as Tony Hawk's American Wasteland was the first thing to pop into my head.
The Insane Dufresne
Member
Exactly. 18 tacos and 1 Diet Coke.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Bolt Vanderhuge
Member
Dude, I was listing insults. Why would I include Tebow in that, we don't take the Lord's name in vain here.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
So you're saying what you listed for Eli is actually for Tebow.
Bolt Vanderhuge
Member
Eli is a mere man who has twice stood up to the foulest evil this world has known. By his very divine nature Tebow is above such Earthly concerns but know that the Virgin Eli walks in His light and blessings.
He is added to a list off negatives as a note of levity, so as not to be a complete downer. And to dick with the Pats fans because fuck 'em.
Edit: Fatfford added
Bionic's alt?
Bolt Vanderhuge
Member
Would Bionic's alt really be a Ravens fan?
edit: Damn, I'm posting in this thread like my name was Snesfreak or something.
edit: Damn, I'm posting in this thread like my name was Snesfreak or something.
Grover Cleveland
Member
It's a great cover for an alt.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
YOU PEOPLE!™
AngmarsKing701
Member
Bolt Vanderhuge
Member
.......I'm in a logic trap my brain is too tired to work out of....g'night!
Bolt Vanderhuge
Member
Browns have a quarterback?
Edit: Ugh, double post. You people really are turning me into snesfreak. This all because I found out how close in age we are.
I should get paid everytime someone uses that.
Being on the Browns is insulting enough.
AngmarsKing701
Member
No idea what you're talking about. I took them to the Super Bowl twice today!
Madden on Rookie with edited rosters doesn't count.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
:jnc
The Insane Dufresne
Member
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Cleveland_Browns_starting_quarterbacks
Go to starters per season(beginning with 1999). The Lerner family said "eff all of you" to Browns fans.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
congrats brah! much like brady, i trust your son or daughter will be a niners fan growing up!
I will let them choose their own fandom though they will be raised according to the teaching's of Brady. The Old Testament deals with the San Francisco greats as they are important to his development.
AngmarsKing701
Member
We have a winner.
What do you mean, "you people"?
I love how they are supposedly angry at Germans/Dutch for being broke, then flee in a sports utility vehicle. Merkel would disapprove.
I bet you're gonna buy season tickets to the Clink.
BannedEpisode
Member
I was just thinking about how the Vikings stadium will be built just in enough time for the Vikings to rebound and then win their first superbowl on their homefield.
Pretty sweet.
Pretty sweet.
goldlion054
Member
I wish I could make fun of your hopeless optimism, but....you know.... Lions fan and all
BannedEpisode
Member
Hey at least we've had like 7 legitimate shots. We just lack the conviction to close.
I would think it would feel shitty, knowing that even winning your division means you are more than likely to get your ass kicked by the other divisions. Sad state of affairs knowing that your most fierce competition is garbage. I know that feel too and I hate being in a shitty division but the Pats actually see success unlike the NFC South.
Until you play the Giants in the Super Bowl.
And we're all thankful for that.
unlike the giants, we can actually make the superbowl this year
but i do feel for the bucs, being a hopeless team with no future and soon moving to canada or england does suck.
Who now?
Bolt Vanderhuge
Member
Hard to hate on someone blander than white bread.
Edit:
Brady - A list of insults bigger than his fat, sloppy clitoris
Sanchez - Bust
Roethlisberger - Rapist, only QB to be both Jamarcus'd and Tebow'd
Flacco - Unibrow, self proclaimed best QB in the league
Dalton - Ginger
Rivers - Douchebag
Hassleback - Hasslebald
P. Manning - Manning Face
Rodgers - hates cancer patients
Stafford - Mr. Glass, Fatford
Cutler - Bitch-Made, J-Pout
Vick - Dog killer
Romo - Choker
Ryan - Coward
Newton - Thief
Brees - Glory whore, bountycaust denier
Freeman - Rubenesque
Smith - small hands, cuckold
Schaub - blander than white bread
E. Manning - pure as the driven snow, hero to all
Tebow - into his hands we commit our spirits
DeaconKnowledge
Member
Marshall Faulk says that Calvin Johnson bails out Stafford often, and that Stafford needs to learn simple timing patterns.
Bubububu 5000yards, top 5 QB
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Marshall Faulk is just mad he wasn't invited to Fatford his latest keg party.
Only because the AFC is so shit.
Shut up, mantequilla.
I think this is somehwat true, but Stafford also knows that he should throw it high to CJ. With the new rules, launching is illegal. And a guy that tall, that's the only way to hit him.
The days of Montana hitting Rice in stride are over. It's now about putting the ball in a WR's "catch radius" away from coverage and having him make the adjustment. Mayock and Cossell go on and on about this and how it works in the modern passing game.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
My quarterback went to college. To study.
Also, Jason Peters is out for the season. Again. Sorry Iggles fans, we tried to warn ya.