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NFL Off-Season |OT3| Josh Freeman is fat and eats too much food. Fat. Fatty. Fatfat.

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XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Bolt Vanderhuge said:
Wait, I turn 30 in July. I thought snes was old old. If he's that close to me he can't be old because I'm not old. Right?
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I'm older than snes but that doesn't change his old man persona or me thinking I'm still young. Perception is everything!

But yeah, I didn't really feel "grown-up" until the whole married with a house and a nice career/job thing happened.

Futurevoid said:
I was 20 14 years ago. Yeesh. I'll agree on the 18-29 but richer comment though.:)
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/brofist
 
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Futurevoid

Member
Livewire said:
Speaking of shitty, your team allowing the Giants into the SuperBowl almost makes me want to root for the Seahawks this year.
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The Niners allowed nothing. My team is given nothing. We take. We took that ball out of shitty Kyle Williams' hands. That's how we roll with Archangel Coughlin at the helm. If you don't like it eat a bag of dicks cause I don't give a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

I feel like I should have feces on my chest and I should be enjoying it now.
 
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snesfreak

Banned
Futurevoid said:
The Niners allowed nothing. My team is given nothing. We take. We took that ball out of shitty Kyle Williams' hands. That's how we roll with Archangel Coughlin at the helm. If you don't like it eat a bag of dicks cause I don't give a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
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There's only one FMT.
 
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XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Futurevoid said:
The Niners allowed nothing.
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Sure they did, they left Williams in as PR after the first gaffe.

brofist redacted.

In other news:

McNabb loses 20 pounds, hopes to get back in the league:

"I'm in great shape, dropped 15-20 pounds," he said. "But again, it's not really about that. Because for me, people may have seen how strong I looked, and they kind of (assumed I was) maybe out of shape or whatever. But now that I'm lighter, people all of a sudden (are saying), 'Well, he's in shape.' I've been in shape."

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As far as the 20 pounds go, hey, it can't hurt. Ever since McNabb was benched in favor of Rex Grossman during the 2010 season, because, according to Mike Shanahan, McNabb wasn't in good enough shape to run the two-minute offense, maybe the label has plagued McNabb. If nothing else, it's a demonstration that he's determined and willing to work to get back in the league.

Still, I don't think those 20 pounds were keeping him out of a job. It's my guess that he's still going to end up waiting for some rookie to not pan out, or for someone to get injured.
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Just look at Freeman, weight's not an issue to getting a job!
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

Member
LiveWire said:
Speaking of shitty, your team allowing the Giants into the SuperBowl almost makes me want to root for the Seahawks this year. Fucking NFC Worst, lol
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well you sure did your part in making the NFC West better by giving the rams 5 first round picks or whatever it was for a QB that won't even be in the league in 3 years. never change deadskins!
 
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LiveWire

Member
FrenchMovieTheme said:
well you sure did your part in making the NFC West better by giving the rams 5 first round picks or whatever it was for a QB that won't even be in the league in 3 years. never change deadskins!
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1st round draft picks are so last millenium.

Embrace the future!

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Kave_Man

come in my shame circle
Grover Cleveland said:
Yes, Brazzers is a porn site/company. The meme is used whenever there is a pic of a young, innocent looking white girl who is surrounded by a bunch of large, intimidating, black men. This totally innocent situation looks like its straight out of a Brazzers porno, so people slap the logo onto the pic.
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Well that sounds...nice...
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

Member
chuckddd said:
So, I see a cowboy on the left, a giant in the middle and a huge WTF on the right.
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viking? although i'm not sure why. i guess because both the vikings and redskins will be finishing in last place in their respective divisions for years to come so they'll be playing each other quite a bit
 
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Dutch Gronk

Banned
Godslay said:
:jnc

Hang in there. I didn't accomplish a thing until my mid 20s. It's still a great time to have fun, but work hard at the same time.
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It's just hard man, I'm not where I envisioned myself 4/5 years ago and I understand how insanely stupid that sounds from a 19-year-old but still. I made some stupid decisions and life threw some curvy ass curve balls my way. I'm not really complaining, I have my health and my family and all that good stuff, but there is always that bugging feeling that I'm missing out in something.

/Life story

cuevas said:
Most people our age haven't, man up and make some goals.
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You know how hard it is to rule the world?! But yeah, I need to just do stuff more and not always overthink.

Okay, now I'm really done with my first world problems.
 
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XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Dutch Patriot said:
You know how hard it is to rule the world?! But yeah, I need to just do stuff more and not always overthink.

Okay, now I'm really done with my first world problems.
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It always starts with small steps. The first thing I had to do in my first full-time job out of school was QA on this beauty of a game:

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No credit for it either, not that it really matters now.
 
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Alligatorjandro

Banned
wienke said:
Bucs legit Super Bowls: 1
Pats legit Super Bowls: 0

So if the Bucs suck, how bad are those Chowdaheads from New England?
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They only won that SB because their coach coached for thr Raiders and he knew their plays

Also,the Bucs were the meat in the Pats SB sandwich.Freeman salivates at that thought.
 
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bluemax

Banned
BannedEpisode said:
Ploy obviously.

There is no way they would go through the effort to lure Flynn only to start Tjak or a rookie.
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Ehh. Pete has done some random shit with choosing starting QBs before. Matt Leinart was a surprise pick as the starter at USC, ditto handing the reigns to true freshman Matt Barkley over experienced Juniors Aaron Corpse and Mitch Mustain.
 
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Bolt Vanderhuge

Member
Let's review our QB insult list:

Brady - A list of insults bigger than his fat, sloppy clitoris
Sanchez - Bust
Roethlisberger - Rapist, only QB to be both Jamarcus'd and Tebow'd
Flacco - Unibrow, self proclaimed best QB in the league
Dalton - Ginger
Rivers - Douchebag
Hassleback - Hasslebald
P. Manning - Manning Face
Rodgers - hates cancer patients
Stafford - Mr. Glass, Fatford
Cutler - Bitch-Made, J-Pout
Vick - Dog killer
Romo - Choker
Ryan - Coward
Newton - Thief
Brees - Glory whore, bountycaust denier
Freeman - Rubenesque
Smith - small hands, cuckold
Schaub - blander than white bread
E. Manning - pure as the driven snow, hero to all

Ummm....ok what I miss/fuck up?
 
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