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NFL Off-Season |OT3| Josh Freeman is fat and eats too much food. Fat. Fatty. Fatfat.

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FrenchMovieTheme

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AngmarsKing701 said:
I know, right? I'm so fucking inspired right now. Gotta get to the gym!

Right after I have another helping of homemade fries and another beer. But right after!
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that is mechdx's MO. posts the most meaningless shit from all over the texans team

"Hey guys check out Joe Nobodys twitter account, he plays DE on our team:

joenobody: AWW YEA WE GON RIP SHIT UP DIS YEAR DOE!

omg i can't wait!"

texans barely squeaked out the division title when they play in the worst division in football. no one is scared of them except their own fans because they're walking on eggshells hoping for the best but expecting the worst
 
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Dutch Gronk

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
that is mechdx's MO. posts the most meaningless shit from all over the texans team

"Hey guys check out Joe Nobodys twitter account, he plays DE on our team:

joenobody: AWW YEA WE GON RIP SHIT UP DIS YEAR DOE!

omg i can't wait!"

texans barely squeaked out the division title when they play in the worst division in football. no one is scared of them except their own fans because they're walking on eggshells hoping for the best but expecting the worst
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You forgot about #COWSONVACATION

Or something like that.
 
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Slo

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NFLGAF I must confess, I was part of a "dry" wedding reception last night. Another groomsmen and I made a liquor run and threw a makeshift tailgating party in the parking lot. Am I a hero or a villain here?

Keep in mind, we had the dance floor full by 10:00.
 
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Slo

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Two uber-religious conservative types. I'd say there's a 60% chance that two virgins got deflowered last night, and a 40% chance that they both decided to wait until their 10th wedding anniversary.
 
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goldlion054

Member
Slo said:
NFLGAF I must confess, I was part of a "dry" wedding reception last night. Another groomsmen and I made a liquor run and threw a makeshift tailgating party in the parking lot. Am I a hero or a villain here?

Keep in mind, we had the dance floor full by 10:00.
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I was a part of one last weekend. Making it worse, I was the only member of the wedding party who doesn't have a relationship with God. I shit you not, the pastor had us all sit down and told everyone since we were there, might as well listen to a sermon...... 25 minutes later, the sermon was finished and we got back on stage for another 20 minutes, with some 7 prayers and 3 songs mixed in

Then the dry reception and no dance floor commenced. Afterwards, some friends and I just went out and did justice at some bars.

And you are the hero

Slo said:
Two uber-religious conservative types. I'd say there's a 60% chance that two virgins got deflowered last night, and a 40% chance that they both decided to wait until their 10th wedding anniversary.
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its like we are living in parallel worlds
 
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Dutch Gronk

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Slo said:
NFLGAF I must confess, I was part of a "dry" wedding reception last night. Another groomsmen and I made a liquor run and threw a makeshift tailgating party in the parking lot. Am I a hero or a villain here?

Keep in mind, we had the dance floor full by 10:00.
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You're the hero that wedding deserved, and the one it needed ..and so they will get drunk with you...because you can take it...because you're a hero...You're a partying guardian, a watchful protector...the Drunk Knight.
 
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cuevas. PhD.

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Slo said:
I'm only an hour from the Wisconsin border.
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Also slo post the story in the how often do you drink thread
 
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Slo

Member
Dutch Patriot said:
You're the hero that wedding deserved, and the one it needed ..and so they will get drunk with you...because you can take it...because you're a hero...You're a partying guardian, a watchful protector...the Drunk Knight.
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If you need me, send the booze signal.
 
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Kevtones

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Unsurprised by UFDA Cliff Harris' 'eye-opening' rookie camp.

Fun fact: he had 4 picks in 2 games vs. Cam Newton and Andrew Luck.
 
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