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NFL Off-Season |OT3| Josh Freeman is fat and eats too much food. Fat. Fatty. Fatfat.

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squicken

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It's really grasping at straws to try and go after Brady. 5 SBs, 3 wins. Bangs Giselle. Awesome house with giant water slide. He is the man women want to be with and men want to be. All hail Lord Brady!
 
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bionic77

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squicken said:
It's really grasping at straws to try and go after Brady. 5 SBs, 3 wins. Bangs Giselle. Awesome house with giant water slide. He is the man women want to be with and men want to be. All hail Lord Brady!
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If I was your father I would disown you and admit failure on my part.
 
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Greg

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squicken said:
It's really grasping at straws to try and go after Brady. 5 SBs, 3 wins. Bangs Giselle. Awesome house with giant water slide. He is the man women want to be with and men want to be. All hail Lord Brady!
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A wonderful role model for all aspiring female QBs.
 
Goro Majima

Goro Majima

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squicken said:
It's really grasping at straws to try and go after Brady. 5 SBs, 3 wins. Bangs Giselle. Awesome house with giant water slide. He is the man women want to be with and men want to be. All hail Lord Brady!
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5OoWd.jpg
 
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BannedEpisode

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I hate Brady and the Pats as much as the next guy but come on, cheating/bandwagoners/douchieness aside they are still damn good.

I prefer to just hold my tongue and wait for when they fuck up so I can bathe in it.
 
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BannedEpisode

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wienke said:
People defending Brady that aren't Patriot fans? In my NFL-GAF?

It could be more likely than you think.
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I dont know if what I said could be considered defending, its more in the realm of being a realist.

Same reason why I avoid hyping up the last place Vikings and defer to yelling VIKEBIKE until they manage to troll a couple good teams.
 
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BannedEpisode

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goldlion054 said:
Pussy
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VIKINGS GOIN 16-0 WHO WANTS TO TAKE A BAN BET?!!

RAAAARGH

Were going 6-10 at best

Why would I get myself all worked up when I know were rebuilding? The Vikings are a team that dont stay down long so I'm not worried, we will be back in the playoffs soon enough. We've never won a championship so its not like I know what I'm missing. I can wait.
 
Goro Majima

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
BannedEpisode said:
I dont know if what I said could be considered defending, its more in the realm of being a realist.

Same reason why I avoid hyping up the last place Vikings and defer to yelling VIKEBIKE until they manage to troll a couple good teams.
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Being a realist means that you acknowledged that they cheated their way to 3 Super Bowl wins and since Spygate have been the AFCs version of the 2000's era Eagles or something resembling the late 80s, early 90s Bills.
 
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goldlion054

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BannedEpisode said:
VIKINGS GOIN 16-0 WHO WANTS TO TAKE A BAN BET?!!

RAAAARGH

Were going 6-10 at best

Why would I get myself all worked up when I know were rebuilding? The Vikings are a team that dont stay down long so I'm not worried, we will be back in the playoffs soon enough. We've never won a championship so its not like I know what I'm missing. I can wait.
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meh, I've spent most of my life cheering for a team who was rebuilding every single year, and was too young to appreciate watching Barry Sanders talent wasted with terrible coaches, teammates and management. I understand how you feel about not getting your hopes up.

But getting your hopes up is such a big part of football, especially post draft. Live it up!
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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bionic77 said:
Serious football question. If Alex and Ben have to go somewhere in the same car who drives? And if they were locked together in a bathroom who comes out crying?
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roofles had his license suspended after the motorcycle fiasco so alex drives. gentle ben would also come out of the bathroom crying about how we targeted his ankle
 
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BannedEpisode

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goldlion054 said:
meh, I've spent most of my life cheering for a team who was rebuilding, and was too young to appreciate watching Barry Sanders talent wasted with terrible coaches, teammates and management. I understand how you feel about not getting your hopes up.

But getting your hopes up is such a big part of football, especially post draft. Live it up!
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My hopes are that they can double their win column and then make a couple playoff runs the following years.

I enjoy the game enough to be honest with myself and like a team that isnt always in the playoffs.
 
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eznark said:
BannedEpisode is a disgrace and a coward.

I think Bob wants your autograph, Jay.
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Do you play Diablo 3? I played the guest pass but I was 50/50 on it.

I was in the Torchlight 2 beta though (love it) and it got me dying for an ARPG until it comes out. I just dont know if D3 is worth the 60 bucks.
 
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eznark

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Yeah, been playing the shit out of it. It's great but I wish I hadn't bought it. Fuck the server bullshit.

We should get an NFL group going for Torchlight! Dat bitch Bob is acting like he will be in.
 
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BannedEpisode

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eznark said:
Yeah, been playing the shit out of it. It's great but I wish I hadn't bought it. Fuck the server bullshit.

We should get an NFL group going for Torchlight! Dat bitch Bob is acting like he will be in.
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Yeah I'm down for that. Add me on steam and we will hit that up when it comes out.

Planning on playing a Engineer or Berzerker but I have a feeling it wont matter.

I'm not sold on getting D3 yet though. Maybe once I can get a deal on it. 60 bucks is steep for a game I'm not sure about.
 
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Dutch Gronk

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squicken said:
It's really grasping at straws to try and go after Brady. 5 SBs, 3 wins. Bangs Giselle. Awesome house with giant water slide. He is the man women want to be with and men want to be. All hail Lord Brady!
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You're a good man. Brady would be proud.

Edit : Okay, I've found a picture more disturbing than that one picture Larry posted.

Get ready for this.....










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THIS IS CLEARLY FAKE!
 
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squicken

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Damn if that's really him he looks almost too thin. Part of his game (and Big Ben's) is they are so big they are hard to bring down
 
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bionic77

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
roofles had his license suspended after the motorcycle fiasco so alex drives. gentle ben would also come out of the bathroom crying about how we targeted his ankle
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Even the biggest Niner homer knows that Ben could do whatever he wants if left alone with Alex. Alex can't even get a good grip on a football, how is he going to turn away Ben's big paws?
 
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DMczaf

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Look at you fat geeks jealous that Josh had the dedication to improve himself, while you're in the mom's basement ordering Pizza Hut on Everquest while listening to Sugar Ray.
 
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jakncoke

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DMczaf said:
Look at you fat geeks jealous that Josh had the dedication to improve himself, while you're in the mom's basement ordering Pizza Hut on Everquest while listening to Sugar Ray.
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ima get you timedogged then you can cry about getting banned with fatman at taco bell over a case of cool ranch tacos
 
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squicken

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Freeman loses weight and DM and snes get banned. What a cruel world. Yes, I know snes is still here. But we all know he won't survive E3
 
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