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NFL Off-Season Thread 4 - The Bears Still Suck

Right. Because there are not policies enacted in a state like Washington that have been enacted by elected officials that have made it a better place to live than Mississippi. Pretty much the same place. Carry on gentlemen!

So since one state is less worse then another we can all change the world and make it a better place? Things are getting worse everywhere, and they are never going to get better. You might have these statistical anomilies from time to time but the overall trend is for things to get worse not better.
 

Konka

Banned
So since one state is less worse then another we can all change the world and make it a better place? Things are getting worse everywhere, and they are never going to get better. You might have these statistical anomilies from time to time but the overall trend is for things to get worse not better.

jnc

Same sex couples getting equal rights, people not being thrown in jail for pot, people getting healthcare, people getting access to worldwide information, millions of chinese being lifted out of poverty, nope, nothing getting better anywhere.
 
Johnathan Ogden...see if you can spot him in this picture

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bionic77

Member
I have a stupid case for my iPhone and I just took it off to clean it.

Forgot how small and nice these phones feels naked. Can't go naked with kids though. Leaned that lesson the hard way.
 

Bread

Banned
:(

Well I still consider you a best friend

I hope someday we will meet at the French Laundry and be the first shirtless couple to eat there.
 

Bread

Banned
Greg that's not very nice.


My friend invited me to play tennis this weekend, any tips? I am a near pro ping pong player for the record.
 

Greg

Member
Greg that's not very nice.


My friend invited me to play tennis this weekend, any tips? I am a near pro ping pong player for the record.
it's okay, bionic knows I love him

tennis is just big ping pong with less reflexes and more running

avoid the ping pong urge to hold the handle of the racket at the top, and you don't have to kill the ball to hit it well
 

Bread

Banned
Yea but I have a bad ankle and running irritates it. Basketball is the most I can handle at this point.


Btw Molly/Gus <3
 

Greg

Member
I like reflexes and I hate running

I'll just challenge my friend to a game of Ping pong if I lose in tennis.
you can both be at the baseline and have fun hitting it back and forth without a lot of movement, but the bulk of the fun for me in tennis is working angles and making your opponent run all over the place
 
jnc

Same sex couples getting equal rights, people not being thrown in jail for pot, people getting healthcare, people getting access to worldwide information, millions of chinese being lifted out of poverty, nope, nothing getting better anywhere.

Glad to see all the worlds problems fixed. Thank god that things like the econamic gap between the rich and poor has been fixed, and global warming is all better now, I am so happy that we are no longer driving speices to extinction or polluting the seas, I am also really happy that workers rights are getting so much better, and the government isnt selling us out to corporations anymore. Oh well at least we can smoke pot now!
 

cajunator

Banned
So since one state is less worse then another we can all change the world and make it a better place? Things are getting worse everywhere, and they are never going to get better. You might have these statistical anomilies from time to time but the overall trend is for things to get worse not better.

That sounds like something Philadelphians say
 

bionic77

Member
I played tennis today and thought of you
as I crushed the ball down the line

actually, I was playing against a female, and that's why I thought of you
A lot of problems in this post.

1. Bragging about beating a girl in tennis. This is akin to bragging when your team beats the Browns or Lions.
2. Playing a hot girl in tennis who is most likely wearing a cute skimpy dress and thinking of me. This is not normal bro.
3. Going down the line is a low percentage shot. That is the highest point of the net. Play smarter next time.
 

Konka

Banned
Glad to see all the worlds problems fixed. Thank god that things like the econamic gap between the rich and poor has been fixed, and global warming is all better now, I am so happy that we are no longer driving speices to extinction or polluting the seas, I am also really happy that workers rights are getting so much better, and the government isnt selling us out to corporations anymore. Oh well at least we can smoke pot now!

Glad that that is what you took away form that and didn't comment on the others.
 

MechDX

Member
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...ing-his-job-while-manziel-works-on-taking-it/

So on a day when Hoyer talked about keeping his job, Manziel may have taken a big step toward taking it.

Sure, Manziel threw three interceptions on the day. But it was a quintessential Johnny Football play that had everyone buzzing after the OTA session.

As explained by Mary Kay Cabot of the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Manziel rolled to the right, threw left across his body, and hit tight end Jordan Cameron 30 yards down the field.

“Pretty sweet, huh?” receiver Nate Burleson said of the play. “It was nice, man. I like to see Johnny make big plays. When a quarterback gets into a rhythm and gets a little confidence, his chin pokes up and his chest sticks out a little bit more and they play better and when he gets into a rhythm, he’s a special athlete.

So,.....throw 3 interceptions in an OTA session but do one of you patented plays and you're a hero? That shit will get him killed in a real game where the defenders are not stopping because of a red shirt.
 

Greg

Member
A lot of problems in this post.

1. Bragging about beating a girl in tennis. This is akin to bragging when your team beats the Browns or Lions.
2. Playing a hot girl in tennis who is most likely wearing a cute skimpy dress and thinking of me. This is not normal bro.
3. Going down the line is a low percentage shot. That is the highest point of the net. Play smarter next time.
1. I don't beat women
2. the exact moment I thought of you was when the ball hit the top of the frame and went over the fence
3. sorry, I was too busy playing tennis to pull out my calculator

speaking of percentages though, my backhand in ping pong will have a 100% success rate on you
 
Glad that that is what you took away form that and didn't comment on the others.
I think it is great that everyone can marry who they want but that doesn't come close to balancing things. All those Chinese people getting out of poverty comes with a terrible cost. China is polluting the world, destroying the environment, and driving many species to extinction. I also notice you didn't try to refute a single point that I made. It is cute that you are still hopeful but there is absolutely more bad in the world then good.
 

rando14

Member
1. I don't beat women
2. the exact moment I thought of you was when the ball hit the top of the frame and went over the fence
3. sorry, I was too busy playing tennis to pull out my calculator

speaking of percentages though, my backhand in ping pong will have a 100% success rate on you

Yowwwzaaa, Greg is feisty today, I like it!! All those wings for lunch charged him up!!
 

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
"Can't go naked with kids though. Leaned that lesson the hard way." -bionic

:jnc

You people need to take the politics to the OT instead of here. Here we discuss:

Scat porn

How Florida is a third world country

Gata and his love for the Jags

What the hell is wrong with Coldplay, Cajun, hito, and all the other weeaboos here

How even the other weeaboos think Coldplay is really weird

Food

Stafford and Freeman being fat

Greg's ability to dunk a basketball

How SpinDasher burns cereal

Seriously though, Coldplay is straight up weird

How pineapple ruins pizza

Slo and his battle with alcoholism and snow in July

How Dutch should wear a shirt

And that I'm a racist

As you can see, no politics allowed.
 

MechDX

Member
Up to 21 followers on Twitter with the latest being Bread.

I looked at his profile and he isn't John C Reily. :( This has been such a disappointing day.

I don't believe in ANYTHING anymore.
 

Bread

Banned
Up to 21 followers on Twitter with the latest being Bread.

I looked at his profile and he isn't John C Reily. :( This has been such a disappointing day.

I don't believe in ANYTHING anymore.
I'm number one handsome man, you should be happy.
 

Konka

Banned
I think it is great that everyone can marry who they want but that doesn't come close to balancing things. All those Chinese people getting out of poverty comes with a terrible cost. China is polluting the world, destroying the environment, and driving many species to extinction. I also notice you didn't try to refute a single point that I made. It is cute that you are still hopeful but there is absolutely more bad in the world then good.

I could provide a refuting argument to you but I don't feel like being a dick. I see a world 100 years ago where people were dying by the million by the flu, smallpox and polio. Where women couldn't vote and could be senselessly beaten by their husbands with no reprieve. Where black people were viewed by nearly half the country as subhuman. Where corruption would make what we have today look like children's games. Where children were subject to labor laws that would have them working 16 hours a day in a plant at a very visible risk of losing their limbs with no respite. Where a family in poverty was fucked beyond belief. Where childbirth was a death sentence for 1/3th of women.

Yes we need to work on pollution, but if you think that things are truly getting that much worse for the average person on this planet you are either delusional to the highest degree or blind. You pick.

And I hope that if you're that damn concerned about global warming you stick some solar grids no the top of your house and using nothing else besides that while walking or biking to work every day.
 

Greg

Member
Yowwwzaaa, Greg is feisty today, I like it!! All those wings for lunch charged him up!!
:jnc

ps I don't want to jinx it, but over the past few days I played tennis, lifted, played soccer, and went swimming, and the hip barely hurts :))))))
 

bionic77

Member
1. I don't beat women
2. the exact moment I thought of you was when the ball hit the top of the frame and went over the fence
3. sorry, I was too busy playing tennis to pull out my calculator

speaking of percentages though, my backhand in ping pong will have a 100% success rate on you
I really have to sleep but I can't let this go without a response.

1. Duh. The average sconi woman's leg outweighs you. You can't take credit for abstaining from something you can't actually do.
2. This is the most believable part of your post. Instead of insane stories about a short white guy who could dunk on a regulation rim or claims to be able to beat me at ping pong, at least this story is plausible.
3. It's ok. Judging by your statistics I don't think you would know how to use it.

I have decided that I can't have my kids around when I destroy you at ping pong. I don't want them to see a grown man cry at such a young age. Thank God they were not around for the Steelers last Super Bowl. :(
 

Greg

Member
I really have to sleep but I can't let this go without a response.

1. Duh. The average sconi woman's leg outweighs you. You can't take credit for abstaining from something you can't actually do.
2. This is the most believable part of your post. Instead of insane stories about a short white guy who could dunk on a regulation rim or claims to be able to beat me at ping pong, at least this story is plausible.
3. It's ok. Judging by your statistics I don't think you would know how to use it.

I have decided that I can't have my kids around when I destroy you at ping pong. I don't want them to see a grown man cry at such a young age. Thank God they were not around for the Steelers last Super Bowl. :(
:jnc

get some sleep!
 
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