That's actually kinda scary. What if they all decided you looked tasty that day?
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NFL Off-Season Thread 4 - The Bears Still Suck
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WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Then you suffer the most humiliating, yet amusing, death possible.
HarryDemeanor
Member
Looks like I missed a doozy. Walking out of a chance for a $70k/yr job because you had to wait for your interview? Fuck that noise. I'm setting up my sleeping bag if I have to wait all night for that.
B For Bendetta
Member
Don't forget the thread that got deleted because he was bragging about having sex with a fat girl and posted all of her personal info then blamed all of GAF when she started getting harassed by the internet detectives.
Thacker cycle man:
1. Totally fucks up
2. Turns to GAF for sympathy
3. Gets defensive and starts insulting people in the thread and claiming he wasn't looking for sympathy when everyone points out that he fucked up.
He's a total head case. Pretty sure he ate lead paint like soup as a child.
Watership Down traumatized me as a kid
This...this is not pizza:
Thats a casserole. I would eat some.
That's not what people are talking about.
That looks amazing.
Nope. Im drinking a frozen coconut drink at the moment.
Coldnoodle
Member
I'm on Champions Road of Super Mario 3D World.
First time I got a game over in the game after 35 hours of play time.
First time I got a game over in the game after 35 hours of play time.
Its 7am
Does your job in the produce department keep you up in the the wee hours of the morning?
Kap has a horrible arm?cdy has a tag
FMT, Xia and the rest of NinersGAF today:
Your franchise QB can't go through basic reads, has a horrible arm and can scramble for a first down here and there. I don't care about contract or lawyer speak these remain the facts. He is a mediocre QB who has the best head coach in the league and an amazing defense and running game backing him up.
Do you even watch football?
And public service announcement. A few dollars more is now on Netflix. That's means you can watch the whole man with no name trilogy and also once upon a time in the west. These are some of the best movies ever made. All non Patriot fans owe it to themselves to watch them.
7AM doesnt mean much to me other than Im awake at 7 AM about 99% of the time.
Did you say you worked 12hr shifts?
:squee
yeah. not last night though. Im off until Saturday night.
ProfessorMoran
Member
The arm is good but the touch isn't always there, the ability to go through his progressions is still underdeveloped and a bit worrying, this coming from a niners fan.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Happy birthday to Mr Robert Kraft. Best owner ever.
Go back to bed.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Go cook some rice
The_Darkest_Red
Member
Yes and yes!
Go share a hooker.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Sharing is caring
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Mech, go to Squicken his house, check if he's alive.
Edit: There is some sort of German invasion at my University. They are everywhere.
Edit: There is some sort of German invasion at my University. They are everywhere.
I didn't dispute that he sucks at reading a defense but Kap has a fucking rocket arm. Maybe the strongest in the league.
I still remember that insane TD throw he had against the Hawks. One of the most insane throws I have ever seen. Fatford couldn't make that throw if his lunch depended on it (the highest stakes I could think of for him).
That Kap contract is unreal good for the Niners. Hilarious to see all the people going nuts and mocking the team when in reality the contract is less of an anchor on the team than even Sherman's to Seattle.
The question now is do the Colts, Seahawks and Panthers follow this model, or get burned hard. If I'm a betting man, I think the Panthers will win out with the best contract for the team, while the other two get sunk. Hard.
The question now is do the Colts, Seahawks and Panthers follow this model, or get burned hard. If I'm a betting man, I think the Panthers will win out with the best contract for the team, while the other two get sunk. Hard.
DUFFMCWALIN
Member
You did see that playoff game he played in last year right? I would take him over half the starters in this league.
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
Not sure how the Colts could even get burned with an Andrew Luck contract - he really is the only reason they're relevant at all. Pretty much the same with Cam, its crazy they're asking him to do even more than he did last year with even less support.
Seahawks definitely could though.
ConradCervantes
Banned
Thank you for the heads up, it's the only one of the trilogy I haven't seen yet.
And yeah, for all the shit we give Kaepernick, the guy has a cannon. With proper development of the skills he has yet to master, the guy could indeed be worth that contract.
yankeehater
Member
Is anyone more wrong when it comes to basic football stuff then kas? Kap has a huge fucking arm, arm strength isnt a problem for him at all.
Confession: I've never seen any of the Rocky films.
ConradCervantes
Banned
I'd say they're essential. Buy a boxed set and throw Rocky V away, and you have yourself a tetralogy that holds up remarkably well through the rigors of time.
yankeehater
Member
absolutely insane
If 9ers had won that game people would be talking about that as one of the all time great plays.
Communist.
KAS definitely sets the bar for stupidty.
Normally records are made to be broken but this is like Bolt's 200 m time. Its going to be around for a loooong time.
It looks even better in HD. Somehow that GIF doesn't represent how crazy that throw was.absolutely insane
Fucking amazing movie.
I think it is my favorite of the trilogy. Really a masterclass in acting and directing.
What I am trying to say is that I like it.
They are on Netflix, well all but the latest i think. Get to it
Sweeney Tom
Banned
@AdamSchefter
Word around NFL is that when Andrew Luck and Russell Wilson get new deals next year, they will come in between $24-$25 million per year.
jnc
Word around NFL is that when Andrew Luck and Russell Wilson get new deals next year, they will come in between $24-$25 million per year.
jnc
yankeehater
Member
Wow, I love Wilson but I am not sure he has shown enough to be at that salary level yet. Luck is worth what ever they give him though.
From now on when filling out gender on any form you have to fill in undecided until you take care of this.
Otherwise you are just falsifying documents and straight up lying!
Fuuuuuuuuck this shit.
That is NBA player money. Correction, that is more than NBA player money. I don't think anyone other than Kobe makes that kind of money. Even Lebron makes < 20 million. No one in the NFL is worth that much money.
Indy and Seattle are going to skull fuck everyone else with a good qb if they do this.
:jnc