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NFL Off-Season Thread 4 - The Bears Still Suck
- Thread starter Greg
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OH MY GOD, I'M JACKING OFF AS WE SPEAK
Maybe one day you will have a QB that can win a playoff game.
Dude got paid $22 million this year for doing literally nothing!! That man is living the american dream
Grover Cleveland
Member
:jnc at people taking an Ian Rapaport article as gospel.
He'll get paid more than Kap because Baalke is nickel and diming Kap like a bitch, but he's not going to go for Flacco money.
Not upset at all. Happy for the bro. He's getting his money.
But he's had Carolina on his mind since he left. First it was talking about the organization, then it was a veiled shot at Cam, and now its "they don't work as hard". Why's he doing all of this talking? It just comes off as petty.
Just put your head down and go work for your new team. 89's earned the right to chirp, but Brandon Lafell is a career under-achiever with a penchant for drops. I don't want to hear that noise from him.
He'll get paid more than Kap because Baalke is nickel and diming Kap like a bitch, but he's not going to go for Flacco money.
Not upset at all. Happy for the bro. He's getting his money.
But he's had Carolina on his mind since he left. First it was talking about the organization, then it was a veiled shot at Cam, and now its "they don't work as hard". Why's he doing all of this talking? It just comes off as petty.
Just put your head down and go work for your new team. 89's earned the right to chirp, but Brandon Lafell is a career under-achiever with a penchant for drops. I don't want to hear that noise from him.
Reason for some optimism Cowboy fans, the offensive skill positions are pretty deep. This depth will allow the Cowboys to put a lot of stress on defenses, opening it up for guys like Dez and Witten. And example of such depth, is slot receiver Cole Beasely.
PFF did a post on him, excerpt:
The coaches are definitely noticing Beasely taking advantage of his opportunities. WR Coach Derek Dooley talking about slot utilization and Beasley.
Shit son, Beasley drawing double teams? The thing is, Cole is not the only option for the Cowboys in the slot.
Escobar a TE drafted last year in the second round, described as having the best hands of the TE class last year. And Devin Street, WR the Cowboys drafted in the 5th round. They had a 3rd round grade on him, dude is tall, rangy and an exceptional route runner. Pairing these great options in slot with Dez, Williams (coming off an excellent rookie year), and Witten, Romo will have a plethora of targets to utilize.
In backfield Romo will have Murray, who averaged 5+ yards a carry. They will have Dunbar, an excellent change of pace back, the Oakland game from last year is a great example. And finally Ryan Williams, an ex Arizona player, often injured, probably will replace Murray if contract negations go awry. Behind what Mike Tanier projected will be the best offensive line in football, utilizing the excellent Wisconsin ZBS (Courtesy of Bill Callahan). The Cowboys should be an excellent rushing team. If not, the least I am expecting is that Linehan will utilize his backs as receivers to simulate/replace a running game. Because who likes to run the ball when you have a great o-line, back and scheme? Not fucking Jason Garrett motherfucker.
Back to my main point, I forgot it. Anyway, the Cowboys should have a great offense, paired with a last place defense and hopefully they go 8-8. So fuck all y'all saying the Cowboys will go 3-13 or 6-10 or whatever. Naw brah, we got Cole Beasley bitch.
PFF did a post on him, excerpt:
The coaches are definitely noticing Beasely taking advantage of his opportunities. WR Coach Derek Dooley talking about slot utilization and Beasley.
Shit son, Beasley drawing double teams? The thing is, Cole is not the only option for the Cowboys in the slot.
Escobar a TE drafted last year in the second round, described as having the best hands of the TE class last year. And Devin Street, WR the Cowboys drafted in the 5th round. They had a 3rd round grade on him, dude is tall, rangy and an exceptional route runner. Pairing these great options in slot with Dez, Williams (coming off an excellent rookie year), and Witten, Romo will have a plethora of targets to utilize.
In backfield Romo will have Murray, who averaged 5+ yards a carry. They will have Dunbar, an excellent change of pace back, the Oakland game from last year is a great example. And finally Ryan Williams, an ex Arizona player, often injured, probably will replace Murray if contract negations go awry. Behind what Mike Tanier projected will be the best offensive line in football, utilizing the excellent Wisconsin ZBS (Courtesy of Bill Callahan). The Cowboys should be an excellent rushing team. If not, the least I am expecting is that Linehan will utilize his backs as receivers to simulate/replace a running game. Because who likes to run the ball when you have a great o-line, back and scheme? Not fucking Jason Garrett motherfucker.
Back to my main point, I forgot it. Anyway, the Cowboys should have a great offense, paired with a last place defense and hopefully they go 8-8. So fuck all y'all saying the Cowboys will go 3-13 or 6-10 or whatever. Naw brah, we got Cole Beasley bitch.
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
haha, exactly how I'd imagine your squee to sound
Hi cajun I'm doing fine today, how are you doing!!
EDIT: Oh shit vyroxis responded with his actual voice, is that what we're supposed to do!!
I got a delay of game penalty doing it to boot! 4th and 1 on the 3 turned into 4th and 6 on the 8.
Still got 7 out of the deal. Fuck the Rams.
Ya know, actually saying the entire thing does sound a lot better. It actually rhymes! What will it be halfway through the season though, Restore the Mew, Pew Pew Pew!?
2nd Edit: Oh shit, Stafford is the Rams QB! THat poor bastard is gonna get mauled by my defense....
BlackGhost
Banned
:jnc we're almost to our final forms.
Did Nintendo just buy the Valkyria Chronicles series? Either ways. Thank you Tebow.
Elfforkusu
Member
No, the setting is... crazier...
Like... Abe Lincoln running X-Com or something. Steampunk. Basically, the sense I'm getting is that shit's bananas.
I need pictures, but all I have to go on is a stupid blog!
$200 for a refurb from Nintendo. $50 PM at Target for MK8, I think that's the better route.
It's a Valkyria Chronicles style strategy game, from the people who brought us Fire Emblem and Advanced Wars.
We all win.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
What is going on in here
You silly bastard.
I'm a man of honor. :jnc
The Artful Dodger
Member
Cajun your squee sounds exactly like what I imagine it would sound like.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I think he knows. He's just saying it like that because you are a Jaguars fan.
Don't forget that Scam is signing with you guys after his current contract is up.
The Artful Dodger
Member
Gata, how are Haguars?
in French class we had to tape ourselves reading a bunch of lines in French (no pausing), and then listen to it and critique it
that was the worst
and fuck French anyways
that was the worst
and fuck French anyways
:jnc
Alligatorjandro
Banned
You guys don't want me to do a voice thingy
Himynameischris
Member
what the shit, they aren't passing the hockey game on regular tv? smh how am I supposed to become a hockey fan?!
BlackGhost
Banned
Just read Munns texts, hnnngggh!
yup. jaguarjandro!
American is the only language I need to know!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
It's on the outdoor channel
Himynameischris
Member
Wes. Do what must be done. Rename the Jata!
What the what?
NBCSN now.
BlackGhost
Banned
Not for kids ( Gata handro )
http://gawker.com/5890506/olivia-munns-super-dirty-alleged-naked-pics-lick-my-tight-asshole-and-choke-me
Indeed. Greg is a lucky man
I don't appreciate your false accusations
Of all the times for you not to be lying, it's about having mass quantities of the one shittiest frozen desserts around.
Thats an insult to agent zero.
Dude was really good for a few years until he got hurt. Stafford was never good and never did shit. Chokes in the big moments and can't beat good teams. Hell can't even beat shit teams like the Steelers!
Himynameischris
Member
nope don't have either channel :/ stupid directv, well I'm not adding a channel just for hockey so I put in on the laker girls. Good enough.