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[BaltimoreLarry]

Oh Marcelo....this changes everything

 

[JABEE]

Modric is a boss

 

[Konka]

Lights out at the stadium. It's not nice to make fun of new Orleans brazil.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Dude was holding like Justin Smith.

 

[JABEE]

That was impressive by Neymar

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Brazil seems to be in a hurry for some reason.

 

[Himynameischris]

Not surprising.

All virgins think they are amazing at sex the first time they do it.

Also, of course Eli's wife is going to feed his ego. Peyton was doing the heavy lifting in the bedroom for the first few years of their marriage while Eli was saving football from the apocalypse but now that Eli has retired from virginity and being good at football he can resume those duties (I am sure he still gets some help from big brother every now and then). And of course he is going to ask his wife who she preferred. And of course she is going to say him! But realistically Peyton is going to be the better lover. Dude probably watched a few thousand hours of high level porn and studied Eli's wife anatomy and psychology to make sure he was perfect when it came to boning his little brothers wife. Peyton probably even has plays that he calls out to Eli's wife in the bedroom. I am sure he has something similar to Omaha and China and I am sure he demands clockwork precision from her and himself.

Another brilliant post from bionic

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Brazil's midfielders needs to slow the Croats the fuck down. It's so easy there. No pressure at all.

It's Dani Alves sprinting up the right flank and then not bothering to get back and cover so there's acres of space out wide for Croatia to exploit. With a bit of luck if Croatia can absorb some of this pressure they should be able to smash them again on the counter attack

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Another brilliant post from bionic

Lawyer-based or not, you really have to admire his creativity.

 

[Buckethead]

lol Brazil

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Brazil has more possession, so they are leading #SpainLogic

Neymar being a dirty cunt #MesQueUnClub

 

[Konka]

Lol

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Ref bottled that decision, should have been a red card

 

[JABEE]

So close

 

[Eleuin]

Fuck neymar

 

[Buckethead]

That keeper sucks dick

 

[rando14]

Damn I wonder how loud it is in that stadium, looks fun

 

[cdyhybrid]

Welp

 

[JABEE]

Damn I wonder how loud it is in that stadium, looks fun

Brazilian women too

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Ref bottled that decision, should have been a red card

This.

But can't send off the big star of the tournament for a dirty elbow because off $$$$$$$

And of course the cunt scores right after.

 

[ActStriker]

Jesus.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

For fucks sake, that little shit shouldn't even be on the pitch.

That keeper sucks dick

Nah, he's got a defender in the way so he sees the ball late and it's mishit right into the corner. Almost impossible to save

 

[Himynameischris]

Lawyer-based or not, you really have to admire his creativity.

I like how he always manages to include a jab at the patriots, he does good work. I would pay to watch him prosecute the pats for their cheating.

 

[JABEE]

Why does everyone hate Neymar?

He was actually named after The Hulk?

 

[rando14]

Pfft I aint scared of either of these teams, USA would trounce either of these teams. Just look at the stats!!

Restore the Soar Two Zero One Four

Brazilian women too

Awww yiss

 

[Coldnoodle]

Why does everyone hate Neymar?

He was actually named after The Hulk?

He's the LeBron James of flopping.

 

[JABEE]

He's the LeBron James of flopping.

So he is like Tom Brady, except at least Neymar is good?

 

[Talon]

There's nothing like the catharsis of a host country's first goal. Whew.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Why does everyone hate Neymar?

He's a dirty little twat with stupid hair and idiot teenage fanboys. He's like Justin Bieber only more irritating.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

So he is like Tom Brady, except at least Neymar is good?

Stop.

Neymar is a disgusting piece of shit. Who likes to deliver as many of those dirty elbows/kicks as he possibly can and will dive at every chance he gets. To then cry about it like a little bitch.

That and his transfer was surrounded by a massive tax cover up by which his family made a shit ton of money.

He has a song dedicated to him as well.

 

[Bread]

I like neymar

He's a friend of my good friend Gisele, so he's fine by me.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Why does everyone hate Neymar?

For one:

I like neymar

He's a friend of my good friend Gisele, so he's fine by me.

 

[rando14]

wtf this neymar guy runs into a croatian player and he gets a free kick out of it?

 

[JABEE]

I like neymar

He's a friend of my good friend Gisele, so he's fine by me.

Dutch, you have some explaining to do. Ney Ney and Gisele?

 

[JABEE]

wtf this neymar guy runs into a croatian player and he gets a free kick out of it?

I think this is some socialist program they have in Europe. Not really sure.

 

[Konka]

wtf this neymar guy runs into a croatian player and he gets a free kick out of it?

Just pretend he is lebron.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

wtf this neymar guy runs into a croatian player and he gets a free kick out of it?

Neymar marketability.

Blatter probably told the ref to spare him.

 

[Tamanon]

Noted soccer analyst Mike Tirico at the half.

 

[JABEE]

Neymar marketability.

Blatter probably told the ref to spare him.

I don't know, Dutch. He seems like the type of player you would normally get into. He even has a funny name. I don't know what is holding you back from rooting for Ney Ney.

 

[Greg]

Noted soccer analyst Mike Tirico at the half.

:jnc

 

[Kastrioti]

Noted soccer analyst Mike Tirico at the half.

And a Detroit Lions fan.

Tirico is the man.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I don't know, Dutch. He seems like the type of player you would normally get into. He even has a funny name. I don't know what is holding you back from rooting for Ney Ney.

You're hurting my feelings. I wouldn't root for a Barcelona player

Spoiler

Until they move to Chelsea

.

Fuck Neymar, Fuck Barcelona, Fuck Spain, Fuck the Giants, Fuck the Jets.

 

[JABEE]

And a Detroit Lions fan.

Tirico is the man.

You can judge a man by what he thinks of Matthew Stafford.

 

[JABEE]

You're hurting my feelings. I wouldn't root for a Barcelona player

Spoiler

Until they move to Chelsea

.

Fuck Neymar, Fuck Barcelona, Fuck Spain, Fuck the Giants, Fuck the Jets.

I'm sorry. I didn't know what club he played for. Which team is your team? I'm an Arsenal fan myself since I played FIFA 2001. I saw that they won the EPL.

 

[ActStriker]

Dutch is a Chelsea fan

 

[JABEE]

Dutch is a Chelsea fan

Does he hate Arsenal?

Neymar is doing all of this playing through an ankle injury?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'm sorry. I didn't know what club he played for. Which team is your team? I'm an Arsenal fan myself since I played FIFA 2001. I saw that they won the EPL.

Jabee.

What are you doing.

Jabee.
Pls

Stahp

 

[JABEE]

Jabee.

What are you doing.

Jabee.
Pls

Stahp

Thierry Henry and Dennis Bergkamp were my favorite players.

Do Chelsea fans hate Arsenal?

 

[cdyhybrid]

Dutch, would you like Neymar if he played #shirtless?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Thierry Henry and Dennis Bergkamp were my favorite players.

Do Chelsea fans hate Arsenal?

Chelsea and Arsenal are rivals, since both are from London. I approve of the Bergkamp love though. He scored some of the best goals ever for both club and country.

Squicken roots for Arsenal as well.

And they didn't win the EPL, they won the FA cup.

Dutch, would you like Neymar if he played #shirtless?

No. He's not allowed to, the Shirtless League would take action against him using our trademark without our permission.