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[Dutch Gronk]

I'm going with the Netherlands

Business partner.

Friend.

Brother.

 

[Kastrioti]

I'm going with the Detroit Lions and New England Patriots.

 

[Fox318]

USA USA USA

 

[cdyhybrid]

Brazil gave us these two so I guess I'll root for them for this game.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Brazil gave us these two so I guess I'll root for them for this game.

We gave the world Doutzen Kroes.

Just sayin

 

[cdyhybrid]

We gave the world Doutzen Kroes.

Just sayin

I am aware of this fact, and am indeed taking it into consideration for rooting decisions in games involving the Netherlands.

 

[Draxal]

Attn Bionic:

Peyton Manning has all the records, but brother Eli beats him where it counts — in the bedroom.

The Giants quarterback admitted Peyton is the better quarterback, but said he’s the better lover in an interview Wednesday on “Jay Mohr Sports” on Fox Sports Radio.

http://nypost.com/2014/06/12/5811860/

 

[JABEE]

Wow, there are Spanish language commercials on ESPN. Dat Lima.

 

[Kastrioti]

Those muscles

That throwing motion

That pocket presence

Some things can't be taught. You either have "it" or you don't. Matthew Stafford has "it".

 

[chuckddd]

NFL World Cup Team

Goalkeeper: Watt
Defenders: Sherm, Clowney, Kuechly, Revis
Midfield: Fitz, AD, JFF, Luck
Forward: Megatron, HE PLAYED BASKETBALL
Coach: Pete Carroll

NFL-gaf World Cup Team

Goalkeeper: Greg
Defenders: Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg
Midfield: Greg, Greg, Greg,Greg
Forward: Greg, Greg
Coach: Don't need one

 

[cdyhybrid]

Wow, there are Spanish language commercials on ESPN. Dat Lima.

Indeed. Hnnnnngggghhhhhh

NFL-gaf World Cup Team

Goalkeeper: Greg
Defenders: Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg
Midfield: Greg, Greg, Greg,Greg
Forward: Greg, Greg
Coach: Don't need one

Attorney: bionic

 

[PhoenixDark]

From the Lions minicamp/off season review

The player of the final day of minicamp might have been Joseph Fauria. The tight end caught multiple touchdown passes in team drills and used his size well in the red zone. Some of the touchdowns were over undrafted free agents, but he needed to have a good camp and he did that.

Conversely, Eric Ebron had what seemed to be a rough indoctrination to the NFL. He struggled with dropped passes throughout OTAs and mandatory minicamp, including two drops on the final day of practice. Drops were an issue for him at North Carolina, so to see him continue this trend during his first few weeks as a professional should be at least a little bit concerning to the Lions. That said, it is still early and he is clearly still learning everything, so it could be an issue of just overthinking on routes and not letting instincts take over. This will be a situation worth monitoring during training camp.

http://espn.go.com/blog/detroit-lions/post/_/id/8611/observations-from-lions-minicamp-and-offseason

It's early...but you don't want your top 10 pick looking shaky this early. Meanwhile Fauria continues to look good. Sigh...

 

[Mindlog]

Some things can't be taught. You either have "it" or you don't. Matthew Stafford has "it".

The hunger of a champion.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Go Croatia! Or something.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I need as many crowd shots of Brazilian women as possible.

 

[JABEE]

Does Croatia even stand a chance?

 

[Konka]

Thank god for watch espn.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Brazil gave us these two so I guess I'll root for them for this game.

Croatia gave me my username though

We gave the world Doutzen Kroes.

Just sayin

I have distant(-ish) relatives from Dutchland so I shall root for them all the way through until they meet Pirlo and co. in the quarter finals* in Salvador.

*Netherlands will top the group after Spain are thrown out of the tournament for cheating.

 

[Fox318]

Those muscles

That throwing motion

That pocket presence

Some things can't be taught. You either have "it" or you don't. Matthew Stafford has "it".

 

[JABEE]

Someone GIF that Croatian goalie's face. :jnc

 

[Vyroxis]

Does Croatia even stand a chance?

Kas is rooting for them. What does that tell you?

 

[JABEE]

Kas is rooting for them. What does that tell you?

:jnc

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

From the Lions minicamp/off season review

http://espn.go.com/blog/detroit-lions/post/_/id/8611/observations-from-lions-minicamp-and-offseason

It's early...but you don't want your top 10 pick looking shaky this early. Meanwhile Fauria continues to look good. Sigh...

smh, why would you draft a receiver who can't catch at #10 overall?

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Thank god for watch espn.

Yup.

 

[JABEE]

There's a player named Hulk?

 

[WedgeX]

Kas is rooting for them. What does that tell you?

Got dang.

 

[Tamanon]

Guys, I don't understand this game. Nobody said what college they went to in the introduction.

 

[JABEE]

Guys, I don't understand this game. Nobody said what college they went to in the introduction.

They're not allowed to go to school. They all went to soccer academies from the age of 4 to learn how to win the World Cup.

 

[Mindlog]

Speaking of hunger.

 

[Tamanon]

They're not allowed to go to school. They all went to soccer academies from the age of 4 to learn how to win the World Cup.

That explains why so many only have one name, easier to learn to write. Good point.

 

[JABEE]

Speaking of hunger.

Freeman:
DarthVaderNo.gif

 

[rando14]

That explains why so many only have one name, easier to learn to write. Good point.

:jnc

 

[Eleuin]

No vuvuzelas already makes this better than the last WC

 

[Fox318]

Speaking of hunger.

Freeman was driving the truck?

 

[cdyhybrid]

This guy's name is Hulk? That is awesome.

 

[JABEE]

:jnc

There should be a show called Americans Explain the World Cup.

 

[Himynameischris]

That would be like rooting for the Dolphins and the Pats.

How so? the pats are as anti-American as they come.

 

[JABEE]

This guy's name is Hulk? That is awesome.

One of the best names.

Up there with Norwegian hockey player Tore Vikingstad

Wow

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Does Croatia even stand a chance?

Yeah, their midfield is better than Brazil so they won't be a pushover. We'll see how the humidity and the atmosphere gets to them

 

[JABEE]

Lololliloioll

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

hahahahaha, oh dear Marcelo

 

[Kastrioti]

WHATS UP

WHATS UP

WHATS UP

CROAT

 

[Tamanon]

TAINT! TAINT! TAINT!

 

[cdyhybrid]

Why didn't Hulk smash?

 

[Bowser]

lol Brazil

 

[ActStriker]

lolol Brazil

 

[JABEE]

Brazil's midfielders needs to slow the Croats the fuck down. It's so easy there. No pressure at all.

 

[Eleuin]

Lol Brazil

 

[bionic77]

Attn Bionic:



http://nypost.com/2014/06/12/5811860/

Not surprising.

All virgins think they are amazing at sex the first time they do it.

Also, of course Eli's wife is going to feed his ego. Peyton was doing the heavy lifting in the bedroom for the first few years of their marriage while Eli was saving football from the apocalypse but now that Eli has retired from virginity and being good at football he can resume those duties (I am sure he still gets some help from big brother every now and then). And of course he is going to ask his wife who she preferred. And of course she is going to say him! But realistically Peyton is going to be the better lover. Dude probably watched a few thousand hours of high level porn and studied Eli's wife anatomy and psychology to make sure he was perfect when it came to boning his little brothers wife. Peyton probably even has plays that he calls out to Eli's wife in the bedroom. I am sure he has something similar to Omaha and China and I am sure he demands clockwork precision from her and himself.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

TAINT! TAINT! TAINT!

:JNC