As the guy who spent a month researching trampolines, this is a new improved version with 3x the springs.
The bounce is real.
But really I just didn't want an ugly ass trampoline on my property.
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NFL Off-Season Thread 4 - The Bears Still Suck
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As the guy who spent a month researching trampolines, this is a new improved version with 3x the springs.
The bounce is real.
But really I just didn't want an ugly ass trampoline on my property.
Did you give Joba Chamberlain a call? He is an expert.
The new technology in bikes is crazy. All of my friends and family have cheaper bikes but even those have blown me away with how light they are and how fast they can go. I wonder though if the bikes we used to ride in school that weighed a ton give you a better exercise? Because with the gears, wheels and weight savings it felt like nothing to push my bikes forward.
And thanks. Looking forward to not having any money but a nice house. Probably a reasonable tradeoff.
No go on the sex. Wife doesn't want any more kids at this time and is suspicious of all of my attempts to drug or romance her. I joke about those love pillows but if this current pace of sex continues they will probably start to look a lot more attractive!
DeaconKnowledge
Member
trampoline is an injury waiting to happen. Fun to watch on Youtube though.
Another reason we put it in ground. We're also skinning the yard in that area and putting down a fuck ton of rubber mulch. I mean, the kids will still get hurt but at least they probably won't bleed as much.
I see no yellow mustard though.
Tell the kids that you can turn a switch and spikes will pop out if they don't listen to you.
You don't think I told my kids about the various traps the second they could walk? You think I am a monster?
Confrontation
Member
Time to head to the centre of town, watch the game on the big screen and if we lose, maybe even pick a fight with some arrogant Dutchies who think they already won the WC.
"Honey if you root for the bears I'm not paying for your food"
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Meanwhile I'm here shitting my pants over the Aussies. I hope that Van Gaal changed the mentality a bit, because back in the day this would have been one of those typical losses.
I don't know why but this made me laugh.
His wife is a Bungles fan and so is ez in his spare time.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
That's a direct quote too.
My little sister had a scholarship offer to MInnesota. She was told she would no longer be a Killajew if she accepted. She is a proud Badger alum.
I have some new neighbors with one. It's an atrocity to our back yards
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Himynameischris
Member
I have the most patriotic boner..
Dutch Gronk
Banned
People joke about VR goggles but it's absolutely certain what somebody would do the first thing they get their hands on a holodeck.
Do you not see a difference between being aroused by an anime caricature and a fully formed woman?
Please don't answer that, it's rhetorical.
fixed for audience
People get aroused by pixels and brush strokes, even when not looking at real women!
:jnc
DeaconKnowledge
Member
What the hell is happening here?
Those clothes are so horrible and they have so much shit on their faces and bodies I can't even tell if they are attractive or not.
She has nice teeth at lease! Must not be from England.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
They are USWNT soccer players. The one on the left is Alex Morgan, in the middle is Sydney Leroux and the one on the right is Kelley O'Hara.
Kelley O'Hara could buy me all the diners and I would run her diners exclusively for the rest of my life.
Oh no, was he seen at a bar laughing?
Worse. Miami Heat's last game
Bionic is right per usual.
Himynameischris
Member
Quick someone post semi nude pics so bionic knows what they really look like
Dutch Gronk
Banned
HNNNNGGgg
BlackGhost
Banned
BFF status in jeopardy......
Buckethead
Banned
If you're going to post skinny soccer chicks at least post Ali Krieger.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
He's already a US hating commie, why would you want to be friends with him?
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Ez isn't friends with Pats fans.
Is EZ friends with anyone?
just slo
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
David Duke.
Good answer. Donald Sterling would also have been accepted.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
And, ironically enough, Bob Ross.
the klan