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[Himynameischris]

As the owner of the dolphins I would like to announce that we've reached an agreement with the city of Miami and I'll be paying for uogrades to our stadium that'll start later this year which include better seats closer to the field, upgraded HD screens and a roof that'll shield our die hard fans from the Miami Heat (team included because fuck them).

FINS UP Bitches!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Don't worry. No one in Florida is considered a hipster. They're considered something worse. A Floridian.

I'd rather be a Floridian than a confirmed snitch ass bitch

 

[Dragon]

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/...ular-we-polled-americans-on-the-oxford-comma/

538 on the Oxford Comma #neverforget

I just saw Vampire Weekend, a notorious hipster band, two weekends ago. They sang: "Who gives a fuck about the Oxford Comma?" It was great.

I'm an elitist dickbag anyway though so I'm not the person to ask!

I'd rather be a Floridian than a confirmed snitch ass bitch

I was confirmed Catholic once. Then I grew a brain and decided Jesus is for Floridians who wave their guns around at all the cubanos who are 'invading' our country.

 

[Konka]

As the owner of the dolphins I would like to announce that we've reached an agreement with the city of Miami and I'll be paying for uogrades to our stadium that'll start later this year which include better seats closer to the field, upgraded HD screens and a roof that'll shield our die hard fans from the Miami Heat (team included because fuck them).



FINS UP Bitches!

 

[WanderingWind]

thanks man, that means a lot

Now put together an album so I can buy it zone the fuck out to it while drinking!

 

[BlackGhost]

I'd rather be a Floridian than a confirmed snitch ass bitch

My gawd Gata.....
The thuggery !

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Oh Algeria

 

[Goro Majima]

We have debates all the time at my work about the Oxford comma for our audit reports. I think it's ridiculous to not use it since things read differently without it.

 

[chuckddd]

Algeria has choked it away.

 

[Himynameischris]

Well his fins are up.... :/

I'd rather be a Floridian than a confirmed snitch ass bitch

But aren't you a snitch? Wes confirmed as such...

 

[eznark]

Are there giraffes in Algeria?

 

[squicken]

Belgies taking over. Congrats to our Browns fan that hates America (not BG, the new guy)

I just saw Vampire Weekend, a notorious hipster band, two weekends ago. They sang: "Who gives a fuck about the Oxford Comma?" It was great.

I'm an elitist dickbag anyway though so I'm not the person to ask!

It's kind of like Comic Sans where I was aware of the debate, but until the internet I had no idea there was such passion around it.

 

[Dragon]

My gawd Gata.....
The thuggery !

It's okay, I would defend people from Massachusetts just as vehemently even though they're all assholes.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Go Hawks

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Well his fins are up.... :/





But aren't you a snitch? Wes confirmed as such...

Nope

Ain't snitched on nobody

 

[chuckddd]

Are there giraffes in Algeria?

I'm sure they have camels. Will those work?

 

[squicken]

Marc Sessler ‏@MarcSesslerNFL
Bill O'Brien officially names Ryan Fitzpatrick as Houston's starting QB: "He's earned it."

Wonder why AJ is a no show at mini-camp?

 

[Greg]

Now put together an album so I can buy it zone the fuck out to it while drinking!

see you in 5 years, haha

unless I hand off mixing and/or mastering to someone else or get some better monitoring equipment, I can only work so fast since I start from scratch each track

Rodgers on life, JFF, Munn

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...-big-johnny-manziel-fan?ex_cid=espnapi_public

 

[Goro Majima]

Wonder why AJ is a no show at mini-camp?

He smells the 2-4 win season coming.

I said this before the draft, take Clowney, suck it up next season and then draft your quarterback.

 

[Himynameischris]

Missed the picture posted of Munn and Rogers...dat cleavage.

 

[Kastrioti]

Is EZ friends with anyone?

Ez is ok sometimes when we're not talking about the Lions.

 

[Greg]

this Old Spice ad is amazing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9MuAcXOGSg

"WHAT"

 

[bionic77]

Rodgers on life, JFF, Munn

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...-big-johnny-manziel-fan?ex_cid=espnapi_public

What comes with a relationship with Munn is assuredly STDs and probably a reality show as well.

Enjoy the herpes and syphilis you dumbass biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.

And I know most of you have never known the loving touch of a woman (moms don't count guys) but even a hot chick like Munn ain't worth a handful of STDs losers!

 

[Goro Majima]

What comes with a relationship with Munn is assuredly STDs and probably a reality show as well.

Enjoy the herpes and syphilis you dumbass biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.

And I know most of you have never known the loving touch of a woman (moms don't count guys) but even a hot chick like Munn ain't worth a handful of STDs losers!

You're going to be salty about 2010 forever aren't you?

 

[WanderingWind]

see you in 5 years, haha

unless I hand off mixing and/or mastering to someone else or get some better monitoring equipment, I can only work so fast since I start from scratch each track

I know Dre, I'll have his people call your people.

 

[bionic77]

You're going to be salty about 2010 forever aren't you?

She is a big slut and crazy sluts often carry STDs. What I said was true.

Also what do you think? Packer fans are still butthurt over the loss to Elway and that was 20 years ago!

 

[Himynameischris]

She is a big slut and crazy sluts often carry STDs. What I said was true.

Also what do you think? Packer fans are still butthurt over the loss to Elway and that was 20 years ago!

I hate the 9ers for beat Marino and I was 8 months old when it happened, I get you Bionic.

 

[Greg]

What comes with a relationship with Munn is assuredly STDs and probably a reality show as well.

Enjoy the herpes and syphilis you dumbass biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.

And I know most of you have never known the loving touch of a woman (moms don't count guys) but even a hot chick like Munn ain't worth a handful of STDs losers!

says the guy who always promotes obese women

I know Dre, I'll have his people call your people.

we'll plan a simultaneous release with Detox

 

[Mindlog]

As the owner of the dolphins I would like to announce that we've reached an agreement with the city of Miami and I'll be paying for uogrades to our stadium that'll start later this year which include better seats closer to the field, upgraded HD screens and a roof that'll shield our die hard fans from the Miami Heat (team included because fuck them).



FINS UP Bitches!

Search for details led me here.
NFL launches clumsy effort to defend blackout rule

Via a website that carries no NFL logos or trademarks or other copyrighted materials, but with a privacy policy that links directly to NFL.com, the league calls its effort “Protect Football on Free TV.” The league has enlisted Hall of Famer Lynn Swann (and possibly others) to spread the word; Swann recently did so in an appearance on WXYZ-TV in Detroit.

“If it’s not broken,” Swann said, “what are they trying to fix? We have full stadiums, people come to the games. We’re the only sport where fans who don’t get to the game can watch it on free over-the-air television.”

Seems reasonable.

 

[jmdajr]

Texans name Ryan Fitzpatrick starting QB

Supabowl here we come!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[chuckddd]

says the guy who always promotes obese women

Chubiness is a known std repellent.

 

[WanderingWind]

Enjoy the Fitzmagic

 

[Fox318]

Search for details led me here.
NFL launches clumsy effort to defend blackout rule


Seems reasonable.

Get rid of the Tax exempt status if they want the Blackout rule.

 

[bionic77]

says the guy who always promotes obese women


we'll plan a simultaneous release with Detox

Obese women are better than masturbation and love pillows. Does anyone dispute this?

Other than Florida everything serves a purpose in life. Smart people know this and take advantage when possible.

 

[WanderingWind]

Without Florida the crazy would be spread out and would eventually infect the rest of the world.

 

[bionic77]

Without Florida the crazy would be spread out and would eventually infect the rest of the world.

So it's the worlds toilet used to contain and separate human turds from normal folk?

 

[Konka]

Florida did give us cuban sandwiches though.

 

[WanderingWind]

So it's the worlds toilet used to contain and separate human turds from normal folk?

Yes. And while not sexy, having a great shitter is always better than squatting over a ditch. The ditch is Alabama, btw.

 

[Goro Majima]

She is a big slut and crazy sluts often carry STDs. What I said was true.

Also what do you think? Packer fans are still butthurt over the loss to Elway and that was 20 years ago!

I still can't believe we let Elway win a Super Bowl.

Obese women are better than masturbation and love pillows. Does anyone dispute this?

Other than Florida everything serves a purpose in life. Smart people know this and take advantage when possible.

I feel like there's more public shame with obese women...especially when they're all 'let's go see a movie" or "why don't you take me anywhere?"

 

[Fox318]

 

[bionic77]

I still can't believe we let Elway win a Super Bowl.

I know that feel.

People with heads that big shouldn't be champions.

 

[Fox318]

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen will present the World Cup to the winners in Brazil, according to reports.
The Boston Globe claim the 33-year-old will replace Brazilian president Dilma Rousseff, who has been criticised for spending public money on hosting the tournament.

from DM

Tammy will be next to her

 

[Fox318]

I know that feel.

People with heads that big shouldn't be champions.

Then the Bears should be ashamed for letting Peyton win?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

lol

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Then the Bears should be ashamed for letting Peyton win?

The Bears should just be ashamed, period.

 

[Greg]

The Bears should just be ashamed, period.

good man

 

[Goro Majima]

The Bears should just be ashamed, period.

Best post of the thread.

 

[Konka]

Then the Bears should be ashamed for letting Peyton win?

Outside of the opening play of that Super Bowl it may have been the most boring SB I've ever experienced. Prince was the most memorable thing that came out of it.

 

[squicken]

http://i.imgur.com/EQRKPXn.jpg

Mrs. Brady will be replacing the Brazilian president in the VIP box for the Brazil-Mexico game

 

[eznark]

Jesus she looks old