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[Tom Penny]

Im 5'7" 117 pounds biiiiiiiitch

Cocaine is a helluva drug..

 

[Spinluck]

It's amazing how everyone is tall and thin on the Internet in spite of statistics saying otherwise. It's just a response bias, lots of shorties and fatties in this thread but they don't post their stats!

Lol, I don't think guys really lie about this stuff unless it's on a dating site.

If you want to see blatant response bias, visit a GAF penis thread.

 

[BannedEpisode]

Im 6'4'' and 210lb at the moment.

I need to lose like 10 or 15 pounds. Im getting a bit chunky.

 

[B For Bendetta]

Lol, I don't think guys really lie about this stuff unless it's on a dating site.

If you want to see response bias, visit a GAF penis thread.

100in long thanks for asking

 

[Spinluck]

100in long thanks for asking

:jnc

Not the most original joke ever, but for some reason it still got me.

 

[Himynameischris]

Damn bunch of tall people in here, at least I'm average height,

 

[B For Bendetta]

:jnc

Not the most original joke ever, but for some reason it still got me.

Probably the huge dick that did it

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

5'7" 420 pounds. Hittin that stairmaster errday though watch out!

 

[Spinluck]

Damn bunch of tall people in here, at least I'm average height,

To be fair a good amount of it comes from my head.

I'm not rocking a Manning Fivehead, but if you sat in back of me in class you'd probably fail.

 

[B For Bendetta]

5'7" 420 pounds. Hittin that stairmaster errday though watch out!

Lol

I'm with Chris. 5'10 195lbs. Too much beer and bread. I'm on the carbs only diet. It is awesome. You're full and tired all of the time.

 

[Greg]

scales can't touch me

 

[B For Bendetta]

scales can't touch me

All those tacos and terrible mexican beer

 

[Spinluck]

5'7" 420 pounds. Hittin that stairmaster errday though watch out!

Sounds like the average PA resident to me.

 

[cashman]

I'm 5'6 145 pounds, I'm a fellow fat

 

[Gobias]

You fucking tall motherfuckers. I'm toppin' out at 5'6" ;_;

I got you

5'6" 120 pounds

 

[Tom Penny]

I'm no longer fat. Y'all just anorexic.

 

[Vyroxis]

5 feet, 9 inches. 210 pounds. I have no need to lie, I'm a chunky fucker.

 

[B For Bendetta]

We're a community of hobbits

 

[Futurevoid]

6'3 240 here.

I'd like to drop 20 to be at my target weight but no more than that. I was 184 in college and felt like a stiff breeze would knock me over. Hated it.

 

[Elfforkusu]

5'7" 420 pounds. Hittin that stairmaster errday though watch out!

:jnc

Spoiler

6'2" 150. Come at me, fatties!

 

[cdyhybrid]

I'm pretty sure rando14 is The Mountain from Game of Thrones.

I'm 5'9" and ~160lbs. Trying to put on weight though and get stronger. Long-term goal is a lean 170 or so.

 

[cashman]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=117086762&postcount=277

 

[B For Bendetta]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=117086762&postcount=277

Omg

 

[jakncoke]

Goddamn some yall need to either eat or work out, bunch of female weights being listed

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Goddamn some yall need to either eat or work out, bunch of female weights being listed

WHAT IS YOUR NAME FAT BODY
DO YOU SUCK DICKS

 

[Konka]

Goddamn some yall need to either eat or work out, bunch of female weights being listed

Or drink some more mad dawg.

 

[Himynameischris]

A little dolphins mini camp update

Taylor showing promise at camp

There was Taylor, lining up with the starters, making an interception and tracking down speedy receiver Mike Wallace

It was hard not to notice that veteran cornerback Cortland Finnegan, who should compete with Taylor to start opposite Brent Grimes, was limited Tuesday. Philbin would not say if it was injury-related or an effort to give Taylor a good look. Regardless, Taylor relished the opportunity.

(Darkest if you're reading, our boy Taylor is showing up at camp!)

On Oline and secondary

The one thing I did notice about this group of lineman, especially Ja’Wuan James and Branden Albert is that they are much more athletic and move better blocking at the second level than last year’s tackles. Free agent acquisition Jason Fox also fits into this category,
Not only did they disrupt the timing in the pass offense, but they were breaking on the football with regularity and effectiveness. Primarily, safety Jimmy Wilson

at one of the corner positions put second year DB Jamar Taylor in the starting role opposite Brent Grimes, and he did not disappoint, getting his hands on the football a couple of times throughout the morning practice.

And a nice article (Bleacher Report, I know) on Tannehill so far showing the good (arm talent, reading a defense, anticipation) the bad (long ball, footwork in clean pocket) and the ugly (Oline, shit playing calling)

Anyways I'm just excited for this season, I hope Tannehill develops into our franchise QB, even though I'm weary of Phiblin

 

[jakncoke]

Or drink some more mad dawg.

Im down to 175 from the 185-190 i was in Ohio. MD 20/20 Jakncoke approved diet plan! Wetbrain and kidney tests not included*

 

[MRSA]

I'm making ribs tomorrow you degenerates.

 

[DMczaf]

I'm making ribs tomorrow you degenerates.

 

[B For Bendetta]

A little dolphins mini camp update

Taylor showing promise at camp


(Darkest if you're reading, our boy Taylor is showing up at camp!)

On Oline and secondary



And a nice article (Bleacher Report, I know) on Tannehill so far showing the good (arm talent, reading a defense, anticipation) the bad (long ball, footwork in clean pocket) and the ugly (Oline, shit playing calling)

Anyways I'm just excited for this season, I hope Tannehill develops into our franchise QB, even though I'm weary of Phiblin

You guys paid Finnegan way too much

 

[MRSA]

Only poors use pineapple to tenderize their meat.

Otherwise its gonna be:

3 hours uncovered; 2 hours foiled with apple juice; and 1 hour uncovered to crisp up.

 

[chuckddd]

I never thought I'd see the day. You People™ have infected DM with the pineapple.

 

[Himynameischris]

You guys paid Finnegan way too much

Yeah :/ it's been a theme for the dolphins the last few years at least so I'm not entirely shocked.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

i will miss the niners getting to play finnegan twice a year

 

[B For Bendetta]

i will miss the niners getting to play finnegan twice a year

I won't!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

I won't!

doesn't matter. my boy craig dahl exposed all your secrets to us

 

[Dragon]

It's 1 AM and I can't stop watching some random girl on twitch. What am I doing with my life

 

[DMczaf]

I never thought I'd see the day. You People™ have infected DM with the pineapple.

 

[B For Bendetta]

doesn't matter. my boy craig dahl exposed all your secrets to us

Windows closed dude. Ours is opening for the next two years

 

[Spinluck]

It's 1 AM and I can't stop watching some random girl on twitch. What am I doing with my life

Jennifer Lawrence is on twitch?

 

[Bread]

You watching this finale?

nope i was hooking up with some chick lol im such a cool dude

 

[cdyhybrid]

It's 1 AM and I can't stop watching some random girl on twitch. What am I doing with my life

Who and what game?

Edit: P.S. Fuck the Rams.

Edit2: I'm really disappointed the CliffyB thread in OT got locked. I was going to make a very satisfying post.

 

[Patriots7]

Has anyone ever been attracted to some girl that you don't (consciously) find attractive?

I can't even explain it. I need to go catch up with the hot girls of the WC. Douse my eyes.

6'3"
175

Skinny fat

 

[B For Bendetta]

Who and what game?

Edit: P.S. Fuck the Rams.

Edit2: I'm really disappointed the CliffyB thread in OT got locked. I was going to make a very satisfying post.

Dick

 

[JABEE]

They stickied the slavery-denier thread. :jnc

 

[Spinluck]

Has anyone ever been attracted to some girl that you don't (consciously) find attractive?

I can't even explain it. I need to go catch up with the hot girls of the WC. Douse my eyes.

6'3"
175

Skinny fat

wut

They stickied the slavery-denier thread. :jnc

That thread was hilarious.

What a fucking nut that guy was.

 

[B For Bendetta]

They stickied the slavery-denier thread. :jnc

I'm not seeing it stickied?

 

[WanderingWind]

Has anyone ever been attracted to some girl that you don't (consciously) find attractive?

I can't even explain it. I need to go catch up with the hot girls of the WC. Douse my eyes.

6'3"
175

Skinny fat

You're attracted to her but your brain is telling you that she's not the typical beauty. Stop fighting it. Dive in.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I'm not seeing it stickied?

Are you on mobile?