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[Vyroxis]

Sitting at the bar, and a stray dog wanders up. Such a cute little poodle.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I will offer you a 720p video recording of Greg dancing at his friend's wedding!!

I will take this offer back to my people and we'll get back to you

 

[JABEE]

Best part is Brady might be there to hand out the cup this year.

Imagine Dutch's face

Dutch is okay with that result

 

[Kastrioti]

Eric Ebron likes his chances at the Pro Bowl, rookie of the year

Ebron, who signed his contract on Friday, told Tim Twentyman of the team’s website that anything short of being a Pro Bowler and the recipient of the Offensive Rookie of the Year award would constitute falling short of expectations.

“My goals are set high. I’m going to try to go for rookie of the year. I believe I can do it,” Ebron said. “My coach right now, he’s saying, ‘Our goal right now is to make it to the Pro Bowl our rookie year.’ Well, your goal is my goal.”

Lions offensive coordinator Joe Lombardi has compared Ebron’s role in Detroit to Jimmy Graham’s role in the offense in New Orleans, where Lombardi previously coached. It’s too much to ask for any rookie to have a Graham-like influence, but there are obviously very high expectations for Ebron in Detroit.

I love the confidence Ebron is showing thus far.

Restore the Roar 2014.

 

[Eleuin]

When was the last time a tight end won roty

 

[Vyroxis]

Bridgewater is throwing passes deeper, and more accurately than Cassel or Ponder according to sources. I expect him to be fighting for the starting position.

I'm still hopefully for an 8-8 season though. It's going to be a transition year.

 

[Goro Majima]

When was the last time a tight end won roty

When was the last time a tight end was drafted in the top 10?

Lions football.

 

[Konka]

When was the last time a tight end was drafted in the top 10?

Lions football.

He's a receiver guys.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Eric Ebron likes his chances at the Pro Bowl, rookie of the year



I love the confidence Ebron is showing thus far.

Restore the Roar 2014.

Ebron wins rookie of the year. Lions go 4-12 as usual. That is the lions problem. Their players are more concerned with empty numbers (see: calvin johnson, fatt stafford) than actually winning games. I wish the lions were in the NFC west

When was the last time a tight end was drafted in the top 10?

Lions football.

VD

 

[Himynameischris]

Oh god...modern art class :/

 

[cdyhybrid]

When was the last time a tight end won roty

He's a wide receiver, brah.

:kas

 

[jakncoke]

Do you regret myself and konka forcing you to try Mad Dawg? Or was it a blessing?

cheap buzz, i regret nothing

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

cheap buzz, i regret nothing

you should stop drinking brah. it's not good for you!

 

[cashman]

Romo seems like a fun guy.

Romo is approaching Stafford weight levels it seems

 

[jakncoke]

you should stop drinking brah. it's not good for you!

Neither is covering yourself in feces but thats not stopping you!

 

[WedgeX]

When was the last time a tight end won roty

PFF chose an offensive lineman as its rookie of the year last year.

And he is a Lion.

Crazypants.

 

[Buckethead]

Any of you kids read the Harry Potters?

Is it decent drama at least?

 

[BlackGhost]

Any of you kids read the Harry Potters?

Is it decent drama at least?

Harry potter is the bestest from what I remember reading. Definetly read the books if you haven't. Try to avoid spoilers, I personally still haven't gotten to the last book.

 

[Goro Majima]

Any of you kids read the Harry Potters?

Is it decent drama at least?

They're great books. You can skip the first two since the movies are practically word for word.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Holy shit:

https://imgur.com/gallery/vTIxY

 

[Konka]

The heavens are opening.

 

[squicken]

They're great books. You can skip the first two since the movies are practically word for word.

I thought the 4th book was a good book, no "for a YA book" qualifier needed. After that I thought it really fell off. The last 3 were really poor. Harry the Teenager was so unlikable I was hoping he'd get killed off at some point

 

[Greg]

Oh god...modern art class :/

art sucks

 

[Bread]

The 3rd HP book and movie are easily the best

 

[Vyroxis]

art sucks

I like you.

 

[Narag]

The 3rd HP book and movie are easily the best

Do you ever keep gata in line by threatening to send him to Azkaban?

 

[Himynameischris]

art sucks

And it's contemporary art, which is just the worst

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Neither is covering yourself in feces but thats not stopping you!

a deucer on your chest isn't your whole body!

 

[BlackGhost]

Do you ever keep gata in line by threatening to send him to Azkaban?

Gata in Azkaban intrigues me. He's such on thug on the internet.

 

[Konka]

a deucer on your chest isn't your whole body!

...might as well be.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Do you ever keep gata in line by threatening to send him to Azkaban?

One of the first pieces of ILM crew gear I got was from that film. It's sitting in a closet somewhere.

The other shirt I got was a black long sleeve one with a dementor outline on the front, the back just had the title logo with the line "ILM VFX Crew" underneath. Can't find a pic of that one online anywhere.

 

[Bread]

Do you ever keep gata in line by threatening to send him to Azkaban?

I don't know what the dementors would do to Gata, I'm sure he would try to rub their bellies.

 

[bionic77]

a deucer on your chest isn't your whole body!

Ass to mouth can't be very hygienic.

Try to spin that!

 

[Greg]

I like you.

And it's contemporary art, which is just the worst

it's all bullshit

in middle school and high school I got my grades in art classes through things like vocabulary tests

 

[Konka]

They failed me on my final sessions of swimming lessons when I was a kid because I couldn't do the butterfly proficiently. Whats the deal with that...

 

[Greg]

I still can't swim

I swear the shit is rigged if you don't learn at an early age

 

[Vyroxis]

it's all bullshit

in middle school and high school I got my grades in art classes through things like vocabulary tests

I got Ds, and one pass from a teacher that kept on losing fingers to a clay mixer.

 

[Bread]

I still can't swim

I swear the shit is rigged if you don't learn at an early age

Wait I thought you just said you weren't black

 

[cdyhybrid]

Butterfly is for tryhards anyway.

 

[ShaneB]

Speaking of Fantasy sports, just finished watching the 30 for 30 'Silly Little Game'. Fun watch... and maybe a reminder why I don't play fantasy, I don't have that dedication.

I barely care about what goes on in my Madden league.

edit: Had I not seen the movies I probably would've dived into the HP books.

double edit... well dang..

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Ass to mouth can't be very hygienic.

Try to spin that!

so bambi's goin on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. so i says even the one i have where jesus christ is jackhammering mickey mouse in the doo doo hole with a lawn dart as garth brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on santa clause's tummy tum? well ten beers twenty minutes and thirty dollars later i'm parkin the beef bus in tuna town if you know what i mean. got to nail her back at her trailer. heh, that rhymes. i have to admit it was even more of a turn on when i found out she was doin me to buy baby formula

 

[bionic77]

so bambi's goin on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. so i says even the one i have where jesus christ is jackhammering mickey mouse in the doo doo hole with a lawn dart as garth brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on santa clause's tummy tum? well ten beers twenty minutes and thirty dollars later i'm parkin the beef bus in tuna town if you know what i mean. got to nail her back at her trailer. heh, that rhymes. i have to admit it was even more of a turn on when i found out she was doin me to buy baby formula

If we ever meet I am not shaking your hands and we can never share any drinks or food.

 

[rando14]

so bambi's goin on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. so i says even the one i have where jesus christ is jackhammering mickey mouse in the doo doo hole with a lawn dart as garth brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on santa clause's tummy tum? well ten beers twenty minutes and thirty dollars later i'm parkin the beef bus in tuna town if you know what i mean. got to nail her back at her trailer. heh, that rhymes. i have to admit it was even more of a turn on when i found out she was doin me to buy baby formula

 

[Greg]

I got Ds, and one pass from a teacher that kept on losing fingers to a clay mixer.

I had a batshit crazy art teacher

we had a fish tank in her class... the fish died over one long weekend, and she glued the dead fish to a board and painted over it and called it art

Wait I thought you just said you weren't black

I get shit for it all the time, and every person thinks they'll be the one to teach me

it's embarrassing, but I just can't do it

that's why I think I'm so proficient on land

 

[Narag]

If we ever meet I am not shaking your hands and we can never share any drinks or food.

FMT's greatest secret is his post history is comprised of nothing but esoteric song lyrics.

 

[Narag]

@ProFootballTalk
Texans trade QB T.J. Yates to Falcons for LB Akeem Dent, per league source.


didn't yates get released?

edit: @JasonLaCanfora
Quarterback TJ Yates remains a member of the Houston Texans organization.

whothefuckknows

 

[Greg]

so bambi's goin on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. so i says even the one i have where jesus christ is jackhammering mickey mouse in the doo doo hole with a lawn dart as garth brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on santa clause's tummy tum? well ten beers twenty minutes and thirty dollars later i'm parkin the beef bus in tuna town if you know what i mean. got to nail her back at her trailer. heh, that rhymes. i have to admit it was even more of a turn on when i found out she was doin me to buy baby formula

beers on me when we meet

not actually on me

I mean I'm paying for them

 

[rando14]

I had a batshit crazy art teacher

we had a fish tank in her class... the fish died over one long weekend, and she glued the dead fish to a board and painted over it and called it art

:jnc what the hell is going on here, what a strange evening

 

[Goro Majima]

so bambi's goin on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. so i says even the one i have where jesus christ is jackhammering mickey mouse in the doo doo hole with a lawn dart as garth brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on santa clause's tummy tum? well ten beers twenty minutes and thirty dollars later i'm parkin the beef bus in tuna town if you know what i mean. got to nail her back at her trailer. heh, that rhymes. i have to admit it was even more of a turn on when i found out she was doin me to buy baby formula

Bloodhound gang?

 

[Spinluck]

Wait I thought you just said you weren't black

Fucking Pats fans.