I still can't swim
I swear the shit is rigged if you don't learn at an early age
Not even doggy stroke?
I still can't swim
I swear the shit is rigged if you don't learn at an early age
I still won't shake his hands and I will use Lysol on any chair he sits on in my house.FMT's greatest secret is his post history is comprised of nothing but esoteric song lyrics.
this was in 8th grade, and I reported her for it because I was pissed at her for giving me such a hard time on art projects when I was trying my best:jnc what the hell is going on here, what a strange evening
nope, I just sink followed by a period of freaking out if I can't touch the bottomNot even doggy stroke?
Romo is approaching Stafford weight levels it seems
this was in 8th grade, and I reported her for it because I was pissed at her for giving me such a hard time on art projects when I was trying my best
she denied the fish art ever existed and that was the end of it
nope, I just sink followed by a period of freaking out if I can't touch the bottom
it's all so confusing to me considering how it's effortless for every person I know
nope, I just sink followed by a period of freaking out if I can't touch the bottom
not afraid of those!How do you feel about hot tubs!!
:jncI guess this explains your jumping power.
Bloodhound gang?
i went to a gay bar on friday for a birthday party and was very close to doing the song karaoke but i thought better of it when i realized how lame it would be at karaoke. nor would it have riled up the gays at all!
in FOOTBALL related news, VD can suck a dick. i am slowly beginning to dislike his attitude. he is the 3rd highest paid TE and he is 30 years old. he got a FRONT LOADED contract (in football!? surprise!) and now he's mad and not willing to honor his final 2 years even though he got a good deal of money up front. says he's "protecting his brand". that's all this fucker cares about. jamba juice openings, curling for the olympic team, having fashion shows, selling his stupid ass stock to losers. none of this helps the 49ers to win a championship. maybe if he actually showed up in the NFC title game against the seahawks he would have earned a pay raise.
i would say the samething of alex boone but he hasn't taken things public and honestly he probably is a big underpaid. i would say he is a top 15 guard in the league but he isn't paid that way. still, even in his case, he has 2 years left on his deal. i think the time to do something like this is if you are going into the final year of your deal. we overpaid you as a BACKUP and turned you into the starter. that's the gamble we both made and we came out on top so honor your contract you stupid ass bitch!
:jncFucking Pats fans.
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
it has to be art?You guys get into some dark places sometimes..
so my art class got canceled because there wasn't enough students, now I have to add the other art class tomorrow because admissions doesn't open Friday so ill to rush over to school tomorrow after work because i class this Saturday, fucken bullshit I'm going to enjoy a beer and play some games
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
what the hell is going on tonight
Man. Some real creepy shit up in here sometimes.
You guys get into some dark places sometimes..
so my art class got canceled because there wasn't enough students, now I have to add the other art class tomorrow because admissions doesn't open Friday so ill to rush over to school tomorrow after work because i class this Saturday, fucken bullshit I'm going to enjoy a beer and play some games
bouncing without the squee?
What kind of strip club are you going to?
this was in 8th grade, and I reported her for it because I was pissed at her for giving me such a hard time on art projects when I was trying my best
she denied the fish art ever existed and that was the end of it
nope, I just sink followed by a period of freaking out if I can't touch the bottom
it's all so confusing to me considering how it's effortless for every person I know
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
I could teach you how to swim!
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
it has to be art?
protest that
What did you fuckers do to Cajun?
Someone squeefucked himWhat did you fuckers do to Cajun?
Yall should listen to Bloodhound Gang.
Still got your JNCO jeans?We should have a 90s party
Late Night NFL-GAF taking its course.
Late Night NFL-GAF taking its course.
Still got your JNCO jeans?
If you're single, this is a gold mine with women.I get shit for it all the time, and every person thinks they'll be the one to teach me
it's embarrassing, but I just can't do it
that's why I think I'm so proficient on land
I'll have to try thatIf you're single, this is a gold mine with women.
My buddy still tells girls at pools that he can't swim. Then after hours of close contact, he magically figures it out!
I'm shocked it hasn't backfired on him yet
Drunk nfl gaf wassup
Got some buff chick pizza and blue cheese here, its a good night
Nice, what are you eating?Rewatching GoT, ER had food so we took our share back to our breakroom.
Nice, what are you eating?
I'm watching the latest 24 too
Miley Cyrus was so hot before she went "controversial"
lol she looks really young
Im 5'7" 117 pounds biiiiiiiitch