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[The_Darkest_Red]

Spiked shells are the worst!

 

[Bread]

Suck it tdr! Suck on that blue shell biiiiiiiiiiiitch!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

fucking redshells!

 

[Coldnoodle]

You made me do this you ignorant slut.

There's something off about her.

Nothing off about these girls though:

 

[Goro Majima]

On wy to shove some shells up your ass bitch!

Come at me bro!

Edit: my eyes! They burn!

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Gibbons with dat wheel.

 

[Himynameischris]

Awww I want to play with you guys

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

see you in hell darkest red! i was so close and pheephee bails you out!

 

[eznark]

There's something off about her.

Nothing off about these girls though:

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

see you in hell darkest red! i was so close and pheephee bails you out!

Haha we Dolphins bros have each other's backs!

 

[Bread]

Gibbons with dat wheel.

Lol it's so hard to use

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Lol it's so hard to use

dat wheel

p.s. i'm sorry i got you with the star canjun.... but it's a dog eat dog world we live in broski!

 

[Goro Majima]

I saved that red shell for you mech. It was sooooo gooooooooddd.

 

[Patriots7]

Sorry, guys, way too many short-haired, not that attractive girls being posted for my lurking.

Go look at her GQ pics. You're welcome.

 

[ShaneB]

Indeed, mentioned this yesterday. Terrible form!

Just finished watching Copland via Netflix. Good film.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Well that didn't go well!

 

[Goro Majima]

I beat myself on that last one

 

[XiaNaphryz]

You made me do this you ignorant slut.

On an unrelated note, lol:

 

[unknownstranger]

Sorry, guys, way too many short-haired, not that attractive girls being posted for my lurking.

Go look at her GQ pics. You're welcome.

Name?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

mothertits!

 

[Goro Majima]

How the hell did darkest red get triple red shells twice in a row?

 

[Bread]

Wtf did you get 2 pairs of 3 red shells in a row? Fuck that

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

How the hell did darkest red get triple red shells twice in a row?

Shhhhh. Not important.

 

[MechDX]

Snez has some hard on for me

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

I beat myself on that last one

ok clay matthews

 

[Bread]

Tdr is cheating

This much is obvious

 

[Greg]

ok clay matthews

:jnc

 

[Patriots7]

Name?

Emily Ratajkowski

 

[Goro Majima]

ok clay matthews

I knew you'd get the reference!

Edit: also lick my nuts

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Tdr is cheating

This much is obvious

Bill taught me how.

 

[MechDX]

Bill taught me how.

Bitch watch your mouth

 

[Bread]

1 fucking point!?!?!?!?!


Not fair!

I'm using tilt controls!

 

[Bread]

Fucking wheel

 

[MechDX]

Why do I keep getting mushrooms??

 

[MRSA]

Bitch please. passed out after 1 bottle of mad dawg shortly after I started drinking MD. CHOCHA!

Bitch pls, I passed out after 1 bottle after 5 fingers of whisky.

Get on my level.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Thanks, blue shell.

 

[Goro Majima]

Suck it losers!

 

[chuckddd]

Indeed, mentioned this yesterday. Terrible form!

Just finished watching Copland via Netflix. Good film.

I was trying to set it up so fmt could make a drinking and driving joke!

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Suck it losers!

lol, very nice.

 

[Bread]

Ok I'm gonna finish this tourney and get off

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

come on motherfuckers i want N64 turnpike!

 

[MechDX]

fuvk this game and random ass shit

 

[Bread]

Fuck you commie whoever you are!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

mother
fucker

p.s.

commie is our MLB 14 league bro here on neogaf!

 

[Bread]

GAAAHAAAGAHAGAGAVDIXBCBXB TVIS FUCKING WHEEL

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

FUCK YOU!! whoever hit me with the redshell at the end. took me from 2nd to 6th

 

[Goro Majima]

Who'd I shell at the finish line? :jnc

Yeah!!!!!!!

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Woo, last minute 3rd place trophy!

 

[Konka]

Ok I'm gonna finish this tourney and get off

That's what she said.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Two red shells on the final lap dropped me from second to seventh...

This is Mario Kart.