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[FrenchMovieTheme]

Who'd I shell at the finish line? :jnc

Yeah!!!!!!!

you just made yourself a powerful enemy!

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Two red shells on the final lap dropped me from second to seventh...

This is Mario Kart.

One of those may be me, I had a triple red. I think I got wienke with one of them as well.

 

[Goro Majima]

FUCK YOU!! whoever hit me with the redshell at the end. took me from 2nd to 6th

Oh that's so delicious

Packers biiiiiiiiiiitccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

 

[XiaNaphryz]

LOL Starman in 3rd place. Ended up 2nd. I love Rainbow Road 64.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Whoever launched that blue shell...

suck it.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

One of those may be me, I had a triple red. I think I got wienke with one of them as well.

i hit you with like 4 straight red shells. how did you still finish near the top!

 

[XiaNaphryz]

i hit you with like 4 straight red shells. how did you still finish near the top!

Banana/shell block!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

swallow it down wienke!

 

[Goro Majima]

About sick of losing to FMT by a few feet

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

swallow it down wienke!

:jnc

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I'm out, bros. It was fun!

 

[MechDX]

Mushrooms all I get are fuckinh mushrooms

Fuck this game

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Next NFL-GAF Kart session should be with frantic items setting.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Next NFL-GAF Kart session should be with frantic items setting.

what does that do

 

[Goro Majima]

Mario Kart is very disrespectful.

Makes me insular.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

mech you couldn't finish the last 2 races!? a champion must be crowned!

 

[Himynameischris]

Belicheat is Croatian??

Well that explains the pats love from the euros...and the cheating anti-american pats.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

i'll see you in hell for those 3 redshells wienke!

 

[XiaNaphryz]

i'll see you in hell for those 3 redshells wienke!

I got him good at the end of airport, no worries.

Nailed so many people with green shells in a bunch of those races.

 

[Goro Majima]

i'll see you in hell for those 3 redshells wienke!

:jnc

Good game guys.

Too bad Mech did his best impression of Jay Cutler and quit half way through!

 

[cajunator]

that was fun as fuck. Yall have an idea of how much I suck at it yet?

 

[Goro Majima]

that was fun as fuck. Yall have an idea of how much I suck at it yet?

You're a bit better than Mech right? I can't remember haha

 

[XiaNaphryz]

what does that do

Widens the item distribution randomness so that all positions are more likely to get all item types I believe.

that was fun as fuck. Yall have an idea of how much I suck at it yet?

It may not seem like it, but play enough online and you'll get better eventually. Maybe not enough to consistently win, but you should become noticeably more competitive at the least!

I need to save that last match replay. Nailing wienke in that last midair section was the best thing.

 

[cajunator]

You're a bit better than Mech right? I can't remember haha

Yeah I was fighting back there with Mech and SNES and occasionally beating them.
How do you get a quick launch? I keep doing dumb shit like spinning out at the start or one time I went in reverse!

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Yeah I was fighting back there with Mech and SNES and occasionally beating them.
How do you get a quick launch? I keep doing dumb shit like spinning out at the start or one time I went in reverse!

Hold the gas button down soon after the 2 appears in the countdown. There's different levels of quick launch too...nail it perfectly and you'll get a really long one.

 

[Goro Majima]

I need to save that last match replay. Nailing wienke in that last midair section was the best thing.

I feel this is disrespectful as all hell.

Cajun, I think you have to hold down the gas when he counts to "1". I can't do it consistently though so don't quote me on that.

Edit: it's 2? Good to know for next time.

 

[cajunator]

How long have yall been playing this game. I kind of started...today lol.

 

[cdyhybrid]

The numbers in the countdown sort of move down the screen as they fade in. When the 2 stops moving down, gas it.

 

[unknownstranger]

I'll start playing Mario Kart 8 more soon. Getting near the end of Wind Waker HD and just started Super Luigi U since I 100% the New Super Mario Bros U. Would put it as my favorite New Super Mario Bros game but not by much. All the boss fights before world 6 suck and it has the second weakest Bowser fight in the series.

 

[cajunator]

do yall full on handbrake in the corners or just touch it?

 

[Konka]

do yall full on handbrake in the corners or just touch it?

I haven't played MK8 yet but I'd assume power slide is the way to take the corners.

 

[Goro Majima]

do yall full on handbrake in the corners or just touch it?

Always, always slide. If you're breaking ever you're doing it wrong or you need to adjust your kart/character.

 

[Bread]

Broadcasting bf4 if anyone wants to see the life of Bread

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

you were fine cajun! you got me a few times

also, there is a brake button in MK!? i honestly had no idea. powerslide always!

 

[cajunator]

you were fine cajun! you got me a few times

also, there is a brake button in MK!? i honestly had no idea. powerslide always!

Mario Kart is by far one of the most brutally competitive games there is. It will not hesitate to shame you thoroughly when you fall to last place with absolutely nobody in sight. then you dont even get to finish lol.

 

[MechDX]

https://vine.co/v/MtZ2xhIjDPe

LOL

 

[BigAT]

https://vine.co/v/MtZ2xhIjDPe

LOL

Is it just me or does that kid look like a demon? That mouth looks like it unhinges into a portal to the dark realm.

 

[eznark]

Is it just me or does that kid look like a demon? That mouth looks like it unhinges into a portal to the dark realm.

Looks like Night Stalker

 

[MechDX]

Needs to be gif'ed

 

[The Artful Dodger]

https://vine.co/v/MtZ2xhIjDPe

LOL

Is it just me or does that kid look like a demon? That mouth looks like it unhinges into a portal to the dark realm.

:jnc he reminds me of the Weekly World News Bat Boy article that came out years back.

 

[Himynameischris]

https://vine.co/v/MtZ2xhIjDPe

LOL

Gata?

 

[Goro Majima]

https://vine.co/v/MtZ2xhIjDPe

LOL

That's our boy Gata for sure

 

[Bread]

God Dammit gata

 

[MRSA]

Bread needs to stop looking like a sponge and shave already.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Mario Kart is by far one of the most brutally competitive games there is. It will not hesitate to shame you thoroughly when you fall to last place with absolutely nobody in sight. then you dont even get to finish lol.

When you get better, you'll be able to come back from last and at least get back to the middle of the pack! Happened to me a few times in those games earlier tonight, still managed to get back to the 3-5 spots in most of those cases.

 

[BigAT]

:jnc he reminds me of the Weekly World News Bat Boy article that came out years back.

Yes! Precisely.

 

[Rorschach]

:jnc he reminds me of the Weekly World News Bat Boy article that came out years back.

Lol that's exactly it.

 

[Bread]

Hey guys I have good news

Chan commented on my battlefield stream! He's alive!

 

[cajunator]

When you get better, you'll be able to come back from last and at least get back to the middle of the pack! Happened to me a few times in those games earlier tonight, still managed to get back to the 3-5 spots in most of those cases.

How do yall recover so quickly from getting hit by an item or part of the track? I get knocked hopelessly to the back.

 

[jakncoke]

gata needs to be prescribed hand fulls of tranquilizers and Ritalin