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NFL Off-Season Thread 4 - The Bears Still Suck
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Nah man if you live near a university there are all kinds of chicks at the grocery store.
Most people just want to get their Doritos and go home and are not looking for sex or love.
But it is possible if you have a good personality, are good looking or look rich.
Maybe Sherman is saying something because he's putting it on the field?
Himynameischris
Member
I've gotta a cashiers number before at a grocery store, never a girl shopping there though, I usually go in, get what I need and get out as soon a possible so I rarely even notice other girls.
So I'm thinking of only taking one class this summer (Art), I could use the break.
This is very true
"you like bananas too? I have one every day before I (*flex*) work out"
"do you know where I can find the rice? it's the only thing I know how to make"
-SpinDasher
"I bet you make a good sandwich with those lunch meats"
Mackenzie 92
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Coldnoodle
Member
Happy Birthday fellow Caps fan.
May you find happiness in life.
May you find happiness in life.
The Artful Dodger
Member
I used to work at a grocery store, I used to ask girls if they needed me to help them carrying their items to their car, even if it was one thing. It worked pretty often. My managers would get pissed cause they couldn't tell me to stop offering good customer service.
I had a friend who would just go up to almost any woman who seemed single and ask for her out or for her if you dared him to. Dude had thick skin and lots of courage, but was also pretty dumb. It was lots of fun to watch though.
I usually make like a perv and just look if it's a public setting and I don't know them. I'm not opposed to asking strangers out, it just seems fake as fuck. Kind of like job interviews.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Although revis has never been caught using PEDs
Neither has Sherman!
He's talking about Eric Wright.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Yes he has. He got off on a technicality but he did indeed fail the PED test
Wouldn't failing the test mean he'd get punished for it?
With a tainted sample. That's like police sprinkling cocaine on a suspect to make him look like a drug dealer!
FMT is pro-framing.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
He got off on a technicality. He's the Ryan Braun of the NFL. He will get popped again eventually just like braun
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Poor naive hito. Sure it was a tainted sample. Then Sherman basically says months later well half the NFL is on adderall what's the big deal!
Coldnoodle
Member
FMT has opened my eyes.
But MLB actually had evidence and accordingly punished Braun.
Himynameischris
Member
Hey guys why all the fighting? Can't we all just agree that the pats suck?
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Of course a steelers fan doesn't!
The Artful Dodger
Member
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
He initially won his appeal on a technicality like Sherman. Don't worry, dick will get popped again
BlackGhost
Banned
Wish no one gave a fuck about Weed :/
That's not how it happened.
Yo damn, OTA's got FMT fired up!!
Can't wait to see my boy Terrible Terrell tear it up on the practice field!!
Hear hear!!
Can't wait to see my boy Terrible Terrell tear it up on the practice field!!
Hear hear!!
NFL players are unnaturally large and fast.
They don't get that way with just prayers and vitamins.
They get that way from drugs. Also hard work but most people can't get those bodies without some help and most of these guys start that shit in high school. I am sure there are some clean players who don't use any drugs until they get older when they need some shit to get back on the field, but I am also sure that every team has some players who got their bodies with some help.
By the way the Steelers are one of the least athletic teams in the league. If you really want to be suspicious then you have to start at teams that are incredibly athletic (like the Niners). The Steelers have to be innocent by way of sucking so hard. What is the Niners alibi if we are going to start getting angry about PEDs?
If you can't pick up a giant flag of America on the football field that is similar in size to Staffords gut can you ever be taught to read a defense?
How can we not give a fuck especially since he is now part of Americas Team?
Sorry Weeden I think you should start thinking of another career.
I remember when Herschel Walker tried to convince people that all he ate was soup salad and bread!!
Braun fails drug test. Braun is (eventually) suspended.
Sherman "fails" drug test. Sherman has not yet been suspended.
I'm just saying. But I'm just a red-blooded American that believes in our great country and its legal system (and the inspiration it provides to agreements like the CBA). It's a shame that "innocent until proven guilty" (proven being the key word), one of the core tenets of our American way of life, is being thrown out the window as soon as it suits someone's agenda.
Tebow bless the United States of America.
No it just depends on how you define vitamins.
The 80s was a weird and special time and I will give any member or Mega Powers a break if they tell me that they believed those injections to their ass were full of vitamin B and other vitamins.
Hank Aaron set his record on a diet of steak and eggs while Mark McGwire did the steroids.
Muricas Team!
How can we not give a fuck especially since he is now part of Americas Team?
This gif always gets me lol
Purple Cheeto
Member
Plz, Hank Aaron played in the greenies era. There's no way he wasn't on amphetamines like everyone else.
"Failed" test. The person administering the test tainted the sample, which is the whole reason he was never suspended.
When I worked at a grocery store years ago back home, that's how we got tips. Would bag groceries, load them on a cart and bring them out to customers vehicles. Around Christmas I'd be making 100 bucks a day just on tips.
Thanks to you both!
edit: Just read the eCard my Mom sent me and now I'm almost crying at work =*(
The lack of any penis is pretty suspicious.
But in general I have to agree that in this one instance he is probably innocent considering the total lack of any muscle tone. The only drug that gives you tits like Tammy is probably estrogen and I don't know if that is illegal.