It was a match made in heaven really.
When I was a kid my after school program used to got to Dolphins practices, I was never really drawn to them. Kind of hated it actually because I didn't really know what Football was at the time, which sucks because Dan Fucking Marino was on the team then lol. I was such an ungrateful child.
Everyone in my family are Dolphins fans though, and most of my friends are either Dolphins, Giants, or Broncos fans (the rest watch College football). One Sunday I just decided to follow the greatest organization in the history of the NFL, with one of the greatest team owners to ever live, the best uniforms, and haven't looked back since.
As a Colts fan I endured the playoff fuckery, having no defense outside of the 06 playoffs, the long QB drought of 2011-12, and Peyton Manning's game winning TD pass to Tracy Porter in 2010. I have had many chances to Squicken like most Florida sports fans were doing at the time. Like the Coughlin era Jags, when the Bucks were good in the early 00's, or when the Pats duped the league to win 3 SB's (lots of Pats fans down here), but I stayed on the side of light (something you have failed to do, Mech).
So to be honest, I had no real reason besides the fact I didn't care to follow any of the Florida teams. I didn't choose the Colts Mech, they chose me. Pray for my brother though, he's a Jets fan.
Fuck Mel Kiper
Fuck Tom Brady
Fuck Mike Vanderjagt