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NFL Off-Season Thread 4 - The Bears Still Suck

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BlackGhost

Banned
rando14 said:
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My boy Grey Worm knows that thirst
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Grey Worm is the man! But I'm with ya FMT.

More on the bills D
@mikerodak Do you think Manny Lawson makes the team? Still has impact if he does?


@mikerodak: I wouldn't bank on it. We've talked about this for months, but Manny Lawson fit well in Mike Pettine's scheme last season and excelled in his role as a stand-up, close-to-the-line player. That position doesn't exist in the same way in Jim Schwartz's defense.While we don't know the exact circumstances of Lawson's absence, he hasn't helped himself by not showing up for voluntary OTAs. Doug Marrone shrugged when asked about Lawson last week, saying he hadn't heard from him. Lawson was a quality veteran presence within the locker room last season but when it comes down to final cuts this August, will he have enough traction to stick? Maybe not. The Bills are giving Jacquies Smith plenty of looks at defensive end in OTAs and while he's ideally a back-of-the-roster player, he would be cheaper and younger than Lawson as a reserve option at defensive end.
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Come to the browns! It's hip!
 
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bionic77

Member
Greg said:
the entire show is just big-breasted women running around playing ping pong

close your eyes and dream
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I know what it is about bro.

I read the books!

The books probably wouldn't suck after the 3rd book if he explored the ping pong option.
 
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Spinluck

Member
Hitokage said:
From what I've read, four bikes have inward drifting somewhat like the Mach Bike, Flame Runner, Sneakster and so on in MKWii: Sport Bike, Comet, Yoshi Bike, and Jet Bike. In fact, these four seem to have the same stats overall.

Right now I'm running Rosalina/Sport Bike/Slick/MKTV.
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I'm rocking Rosalina/Jet Bike/BL Standard/Cloud Glider

When I go Kart I pick Mario or my Mii. Circuit Special/Roller/Super Glider. I'm looking it a lot :3.

I can't race well with the heavy characters at all, same if they're too light.
 
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Greg

Member
bionic77 said:
I know what it is about bro.

I read the books!

The books probably wouldn't suck after the 3rd book if he explored the ping pong option.
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you know what the books are about, but the show is its own beast

replace every mention of drinking wine with playing ping pong
replace every mention of everything else with breasts
 
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MRSA

Banned
bionic77 said:
How much nudity does Game of Thrones have exactly?

We just turned the tv on for 15 minutes and it was Clifford the Dog.

Let me live through you pervs...
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The producers hired a former Eastern European porn star to be a whore. Is that enough detail?
 
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Mindlog

Member
Oh my god.
Spanish NFL GAF. Caso Cerrado had an episode on thigh gap. I was laughing until my dick cried.

Long story short. To achieve thigh gap squeeze Basket, Tennis and Fút balls between your thighs.
 
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bionic77

Member
I don't get the thigh gap thing.

I think I am from a different planet than you guys. I remember when girls had hair on their genitals. I miss that.
 
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Hitokage

Setec Astronomer
SpinDasher said:
I'm rocking Rosalina/Jet Bike/BL Standard/Cloud Glider

When I go Kart I pick Mario or my Mii. Circuit Special/Roller/Super Glider. I'm looking it a lot :3.

I can't race well with the heavy characters at all, same if they're too light.
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Rosalina is in the third heaviest weight class of seven.
 
Goro Majima

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
MechDX said:
I'll grab Weinke and will walk around Katy doing the Money Manziel and see if that draws him out
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I used to think MasterShake was missing too but apparently he hangs out in the Madden thread.

Maybe squicken got tired of Coldplay's crap. Can't say that I blame him.
 
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XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_IDviD4tww

Luigi's face after Baby Daisy runs into him, he's pretty much
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SO GOOD

HarryDemeanor said:
I suck at MK8. Seems like one hit in 1st and I'm in 5th within a second. I need to practice.
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Are you playing in the GAF tourney room? GAF racers are ruthless...one mistake and you get hit by half a dozen items and go from 1st to 8th. Single Player 150cc is basically training mode to the dickfuckery you'll see online where everyone is super aggressive.

SpinDasher said:
I'm rocking Rosalina/Jet Bike/BL Standard/Cloud Glider

When I go Kart I pick Mario or my Mii. Circuit Special/Roller/Super Glider. I'm looking it a lot :3.

I can't race well with the heavy characters at all, same if they're too light.
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Currently I'm going Bowser/Yoshi Bike/Roller/Bowser Kite. Haven't unlocked anything else yet.
 
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Elfforkusu

Member
wienke said:
I used to think MasterShake was missing too but apparently he hangs out in the Madden thread.

Maybe squicken got tired of Coldplay's crap. Can't say that I blame him.
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The Madden thread is the fort inside the fort.

...but I always feel like I shouldn't go in there because I don't play Madden. :(
 
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bionic77

Member
JABEE said:
Bionic misses those disco days. When the Steelers were the Kings of Steel City and PCS didn't exist.
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Fuck disco.

And in general girls are hotter now than they have ever been with fashion and whatever makeup technology they are using.

But I hate fake tits and I prefer some hair down there. I don't want a jungle but a well trimmed garden.
 
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ConradCervantes

Banned
Just picked up Mario Golf. So far it feels like a rougher version of Hot Shots Vita. Short game is atrocious so far, I feel like I overestimate how much slope I have to deal with. When I play with manual controls, do I hit A and B together to achieve super topspin/back spin, or is it a one-two thing?

Picking up MK8 tomorrow with birthday monies. Have off all day Wednesday so I think I'll partake in some online with my GAF cohorts.
 
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XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
ConradCervantes said:
Just picked up Mario Golf. So far it feels like a rougher version of Hot Shots Vita. Short game is atrocious so far, I feel like I overestimate how much slope I have to deal with. When I play with manual controls, do I hit A and B together to achieve super topspin/back spin, or is it a one-two thing?

Picking up MK8 tomorrow with birthday monies. Have off all day Wednesday so I think I'll partake in some online with my GAF cohorts.
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One-two thing. A twice for top-spin, A then B for super, B twice for backspin, B then A for super. The second button press doesn't have to be right away. you have until the swing hits the ball to enter it.

Alternatively, you can just tap the appropriate icon on the touchscreen instead of pressing buttons.
 
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Bread

Banned
Madden gaf was very insular in rust
I just wanted to be friends, and they ganged up on me like I was some sort of gata
 
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rando14

Member
Konka said:
Taking insular to a who different level.
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Bread and I were gods amongst men in Rust. We built vast kingdoms of impenetrable fortresses, stocked with the deadliest weapons while wearing clothes meant for kings and feasting on the highest quality turkey legs. We pillaged from the evil and aided the weak
 
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