BlackGhost
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Come to my shitty ass espy thread.
Come to my shitty ass espy thread.
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NFL Off-Season Thread 5 - Everybody Do The Flop
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Himynameischris
Member
I've gotten black out drunk a ton of times, I've woken up in bath tubs, outside on lawns, on kitchen tables, next to a toilet with a chick (good times). It's been almost 5 years since the last time I got that drunk though. I rarely get more then a buzz now
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
I've only sort of blacked out once in my life. Drank a crap ton of Jaeger....I remember bits and pieces and the order of events but there are gaps where the boring details should be.
Later I heard it was junk in it so I'm not sure if it was the alcohol or the stuff in it.
Later I heard it was junk in it so I'm not sure if it was the alcohol or the stuff in it.
Elfforkusu
Member
Well, that's what Darrelle Revis would've done.
BlackGhost
Banned
Who is this?..
Edit: I kinda wanna bail out of my own thread lol
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Alligatorjandro
Banned
You're face is an idiot
This bar is playing Benny Benassi. Amazing.
Drake has been awesome tonight. Then I realized he's Canadian as a hockey player.
Drake has been awesome tonight. Then I realized he's Canadian as a hockey player.
I don't like you but I like you.
That is Phoebe Cates
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Will Smith?
And that's what Konka used to do so go for it
Such thuggery.
Nice choice of music. Does Satisfaction still get played at least once a night in every night club ever?
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Wienke
I like you
I like you
IIt gets girls going somehow. I don't like it very much but I'll move my ass if there's single Vagina in my face.
Noooo oooh Drake you fucking Canuck.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Gatad
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Can I come visit so I can go to some awesome trance shows? You Dutches hog all the good DJs...
Dutch Gronk
Banned
BlackGhost
Banned
Some of that actually had me legit laughing
Racist.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
That's like a Texan not liking Texas Country though! It's your national music, Armin Van Buuren even played a concert for your king or queen!
BlackGhost
Banned
Lmao, he just bout that action.Marshawn Lynch's ESPY tuxedo:
Newly single wussle all about alba.
Also stealing and posting this pic in my thread
Bad news for Russ, she got da herp, and is tied down to a bigger man then him.
That pretty much only leaves out Gata.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
If he was a regular dude, he'd get rejected while online dating because of his height.
He's actually not bad at all. Kinda surprising to me.
BlackGhost
Banned
He's average height and very handsome..
He's not bad. Having a big dick and a big bank account helps. Plus he's a wholesome dude somehow. Even with that horrible ex-wife.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Sorry breh, 6'+ only.
BlackGhost
Banned
Wait wut .....
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Xbone is a douchebox confirmed.
I heard black dudes have big cocks. I don't know first hand fortunately because I'm straight. But good for them regardless.
The Artful Dodger
Member
Did Gata get control of your account?
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Is there where you act like you've never seen a porn video in your life?
No I'm just not any better than Gata.
This is going to sound terrible, but I don't watch a ton of straight porn. I watch a lot of lesbian porn. Think of that how you will.
I've had 8 8.5% beers now bro. And it's a Wednesday night. You're right, it's clown mode activated now.
I didn't watch porn for like six months then I caved worse than KaveMan in a Game 7 Maple Leafs game.
Elfforkusu
Member
Only thing that would make this better would be Peyton sitting in Marino's spot, blasting a death stare at the two Seahawk dudes.Marshawn Lynch's ESPY tuxedo: