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[rando14]

I would let marisa tomei buy me an infinite amount of lunchables

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Let's talk about who looks good.

Marisa Tomei.

Tom Selleck.

alyssa milano

i'd definitely wear her jersey if you know what i mean

 

[Greg]

Me too, that's why I remember so quick.

I'd let Vanessa restring my tennis racket

 

[Ninja Scooter]

alyssa milano

i'd definitely wear her jersey if you know what i mean

"wear her jersey" = smear myself in her feces.

 

[WesternHeretic]

I'd let Vanessa restring my tennis racket

Amen, one of my favorite. Too bad she never got famous like Eva Longoria.

 

[Sanjuro]

alyssa milano

i'd definitely wear her jersey if you know what i mean

She has fucked the fattest men in all of sports, yet looks good.

 

[jakncoke]

In 2002 Corey Dillion had a 1311 7td year the Bengals still finished 2-14

 

[chuckddd]

Here's a :jaknstat

Brett Favre, Vince Young, David Garrard, Donovan McNabb, Matt Cassel, and Michael Vick have all made the Pro Bowl more recently than Cutler’s last trip (2008).


From Grantland's NFL Trade Value, Part 1

 

[Coldnoodle]

Marisa Tomei looks like a poor man's Anna Kendrick.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

"wear her jersey" = smear myself in her feces.

 

[Sanjuro]

Marisa Tomei looks like a poor man's Anna Kendrick.

Are you fucking stoopid?

 

[Fox318]

Here's a :jaknstat

Brett Favre, Vince Young, David Garrard, Donovan McNabb, Matt Cassel, and Michael Vick have all made the Pro Bowl more recently than Cutler’s last trip (2008).


From Grantland's NFL Trade Value, Part 1

Brian Orakpo (47th) was replaced in DirecTV ads by a human who appears to have a steady sexual relationship with a marionette

Damn

 

[ConradCervantes]

Marisa Tomei looks like a poor man's Anna Kendrick.

Whoa there, big fella. Let's not start saying things we'll regret in the morning.

 

[Sanjuro]

Whoa there, big fella. Let's not start saying things we'll regret in the morning.

Imagine a beautiful night. Full of fun, boardwalk games and stuffed animals, and sweet sweet love making with Marisa Tomei.

...then you wake up and you're next to Anna Kendrick...

 

[rando14]

Imagine a beautiful night. Full of fun, boardwalk games and stuffed animals, and sweet sweet love making with Marisa Tomei.

...then you wake up and you're next to Anna Kendrick...

:jnc

 

[jakncoke]

Corey Dillion had a 16-23 day :jaknstat

 

[Eleuin]

Marisa Tomei looks like a poor man's Anna Kendrick.

Wtf is this shit

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Marisa Tomei looks like a poor man's Anna Kendrick.

 

[Greg]

Imagine a beautiful night. Full of fun, boardwalk games and stuffed animals, and sweet sweet love making with Marisa Tomei.

...then you wake up and you're next to Anna Kendrick...

:jnc

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Imagine a beautiful night. Full of fun, boardwalk games and stuffed animals, and sweet sweet love making with Marisa Tomei.

...then you wake up and you're next to Anna Kendrick...

:jnc

 

[jakncoke]

Brian Westbrook career high in rushing is 167 :jncstat

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Marisa Tomei looks like a poor man's Anna Kendrick.

 

[Dragon]

Brian Westbrook career high in rushing is 167 :jncstat

Don't make fun of a fellow alumnus of Nova!

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Imagine a beautiful night. Full of fun, boardwalk games and stuffed animals, and sweet sweet love making with Marisa Tomei.

...then you wake up and you're next to Anna Kendrick...

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

I would eat Anna Kendrick's butt

 

[jakncoke]

My cousin is taking alcoholism to another level. Buying a kegerator .

 

[JABEE]

Scooter, why do you support the Pats and Tom Brady? I thought you were a reasonable man.

 

[Goro Majima]

Marisa Tomei looks like a poor man's Anna Kendrick.

Noodle pls

George Costanza was excited to sniff Marisa Tomei's butt so we should be too.

Also, those chicks are incredibly dissimilar.

 

[MRSA]

To be fair little bug eater. I knew it about via youtube but you 2 definitely pushed me into buying it. And also I have been drinking other stuff then MD the past 2 weeks.



Worst #1 fanboy EVER.

We had to get you off drinking that girly ass pineapple Parrot Bay you were drinking you degenerate

 

[bionic77]

I would eat Anna Kendrick's butt

You know that is unhygienic right?

Your wife should be forgiven if she doesn't want to kiss you any more.

 

[bionic77]

Scooter, why do you support the Pats and Tom Brady? I thought you were a reasonable man.

Ninja used to be cool but he has obliviously gone crazy.

It is either a chemical thing in his brain, the the result of a tragedy that the average brain could not process (those 4 kids that were murdered in Gaza, 2001 Steelers/Pats, etc) or else we can blame it on bath salts (and we all know which degenerate from Florida sold them to ninja).

 

[JABEE]

GOAT

 

[WesternHeretic]

Can't talk about tits without J Love.

 

[cdyhybrid]

wtf she looked worse before? poor girl

racist

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

You know that is unhygienic right?

Your wife should be forgiven if she doesn't want to kiss you any more.

Everything is unhygienic. Stop being such a big city lawyer prude!

 

[bionic77]

Everything is unhygienic. Stop being such a big city lawyer prude!

Washing my hands after using the bathroom and wearing tight denim shorts under my clothes doesn't make me a prude you filthy animal!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Washing my hands after using the bathroom and wearing tight denim shorts under my clothes doesn't make me a prude you filthy animal!

Have you ever gone to a sporting event where they basically have a trough for a urinal in the men's room? Makes me uncomfortable. As I'm walking to the bathroom I usually give myself a real quick starter handy incase anyone looks at my dick while I'm taking a piss so they don't think I have a small wang

 

[bionic77]

Have you ever gone to a sporting event where they basically have a trough for a urinal in the men's room? Makes me uncomfortable. As I'm walking to the bathroom I usually give myself a real quick starter handy incase anyone looks at my dick while I'm taking a piss so they don't think I have a small wang

Never used the trough.

Also don't have the fear of other men laughing at my wang size. I wouldn't like it if a group of attractive women were making fun of it though.

 

[WesternHeretic]

Have you ever gone to a sporting event where they basically have a trough for a urinal in the men's room? Makes me uncomfortable. As I'm walking to the bathroom I usually give myself a real quick starter handy incase anyone looks at my dick while I'm taking a piss so they don't think I have a small wang

What? THE FUCK am I reading.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Never used the trough.

Also don't have the fear of other men laughing at my wang size. I wouldn't like it if a group of attractive women were making fun of it though.

How does this make you feel?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

How does this make you feel?

Lol nice. Is the girl on the left saing lulz so smaw! Or zomg what a beast!

 

[mastershake]

Have you ever gone to a sporting event where they basically have a trough for a urinal in the men's room? Makes me uncomfortable. As I'm walking to the bathroom I usually give myself a real quick starter handy incase anyone looks at my dick while I'm taking a piss so they don't think I have a small wang

LOL

fmt goat

 

[DMczaf]

Lol nice. Is the girl on the left saing lulz so smaw! Or zomg what a beast!

Whatever makes you feel better, my friend.

 

[bionic77]

Lol nice. Is the girl on the left saing lulz so smaw! Or zomg what a beast!

Yeah these pictures are very ambiguous.

Honestly no one ever laughed at me naked so I am not sure what to expect.

Can someone with a small brain and smaller dick from Florida please tell us what that feels like?

 

[CB3]

Have you ever gone to a sporting event where they basically have a trough for a urinal in the men's room? Makes me uncomfortable. As I'm walking to the bathroom I usually give myself a real quick starter handy incase anyone looks at my dick while I'm taking a piss so they don't think I have a small wang

The rose bowl has those. Or they used to, atleast.

Weirdest fucking things.

 

[chuckddd]

If every stadium had troughs, there'd never be a line.

 

[jakncoke]

We had to get you off drinking that girly ass pineapple Parrot Bay you were drinking you degenerate

Going from cheap as fuck girl rum to cheap as fuck bum wine at best is a lateral movement in life, one could say backwords. You're steering me in the wrong life directiong.

 

[cajunator]

I dont care much about appearances when I pee. I just go. If theres a trough, whatever. Im not tryinv to impress people when I have to use the restroom.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I would eat a lot of famous girls butts. It'd be easier to make a list of famous girls butts I wouldn't eat.

 

[MRSA]

Going from cheap as fuck girl rum to cheap as fuck bum wine at best is a lateral movement in life, one could say backwords. You're steering me in the wrong life directiong.

At least you're doing something manly, now only it you could spend a day watching Big Trouble in Little China you might become a man and get a job.