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[BlackGhost]

Good luck fox

I have to confess. I've never voted. Am I a bad American?

Ask P. Diddy

 

[Dega]

Ask P. Diddy

Who?

I've been an American for less than 6 months and I've already voted.

Bad Dega!!

Tryhard

 

[Goro Majima]

I have to confess. I've never voted. Am I a bad American?

Bad Dega! No!

 

[Himynameischris]

Who?
Tryhard

#Tryharder

 

[jmdajr]

BOB and Godsey creating Braxton his own position: offensive edge.

Percy Harvin without the headaches and menstrual cycle.

BOB even brought Squicken home:

what

 

[rando14]

Robert Aguayo is the 4th rated rookie in Madden 17

DM, WE DID IT!!!!!!!

 

[jmdajr]

Just resigned from my job.

Couldn't take the working conditions any more.

Shit. Good luck mang. Better days ahead.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Good afternoon everyone. Good luck Fox.

I have to confess. I've never voted. Am I a bad American?

Are you gonna change that this time? Granted it won't matter presidentially, but it will down ticket.

 

[Sanjuro]

I always vote. You exclusive stickers that cannot be found anywhere else.

 

[chuckddd]

I have to confess. I've never voted. Am I a bad American?

Over the wall with you!

 

[Dega]

Good afternoon everyone. Good luck Fox.


Are you gonna change that this time? Granted it won't matter presidentially, but it will down ticket.

Maybe, if trump wins by one vote you know who to blame.

Over the wall with you!

I'll just dig my way back under it!

 

[Goro Majima]

Maybe, if trump wins by one vote you know who to blame.
I'll just dig my way back under it!

 

[Milchjon]

I have to confess. I've never voted. Am I a bad American?

If Trump nukes the world, you're personally responsible for billions of deaths. So you're not only a bad American, but a bad human being.

 

[Hunter S.]

Got to give as many Broncos the thanks they deserve over the summer.

T.J. Ward World Champion

Edit: lol

 

[Goro Majima]

If Trump nukes the world, you're personally responsible for billions of deaths. So you're not only a bad American, but a bad human being.

The good news is that Mike Pence would basically be president based on stories of how Trump doesn't even really want to do the job.

 

[Slo]

If Trump nukes the world, you're personally responsible for billions of deaths. So you're not only a bad American, but a bad human being.

To my knowledge, Trump only plans to nuke the rest of the world.

 

[chuckddd]

Mark Kaboly ‏@MarkKaboly_Trib 13m13 minutes ago

Steelers release Matt Spaeth

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAETH

 

[Slo]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAETH

Gopher down.

 

[Slo]

4000 responses to the iPad thread. Oh GAF, you always be so insecure.

 

[BlackGhost]

Ian Rapoport
Ian Rapoport – Verified account ‏@RapSheet

Sources: Commissioner Roger Goodell met with #Browns WR Josh Gordon yesterday regarding his return to football. Gordon can reapply on Aug. 1

#FREEHIM

 

[cdyhybrid]

Apparently the CEO and co-founder of Snapchat just put a ring on Miranda Kerr.

Who wants to help me with my new project, NFL-GAFchat?

 

[Elfforkusu]

The good news is that Mike Pence would basically be president based on stories of how Trump doesn't even really want to do the job.

But is that good news?

You're our substitute eznark, tell us about your governor!

 

[Slo]

Who wants to help me with my new project, NFL-GAFchat?

Not it.

 

[yankeehater]

But is that good news?

You're our substitute eznark, tell us about your governor!

Do you want an evangelical Christian as your president? If yes then this would be good news.

 

[rando14]

Apparently the CEO and co-founder of Snapchat just put a ring on Miranda Kerr.

Who wants to help me with my new project, NFL-GAFchat?

Unfortunately my funds are currently tied up in a business venture already... Kave and I are planning to revive Kazaa

 

[Sanjuro]

I would vote to put a pizza man in the White House.

 

[chuckddd]

I would vote to put a pizza man in the White House.

I'd expect nothing less from a Trumpiot fan.

 

[Slo]

Every month or so somebody on my Facebook feed posts that they have a great idea for an App, and if somebody will just build it for them they'll split the profits 50/50.

Gives me a good laugh every time.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I'd expect nothing less from a Trumpiot fan.

Of course he'd shill trash like Pizza Hut.

Every month or so somebody on my Facebook feed posts that they have a great idea for an App, and if somebody will just build it for them they'll split the profits 50/50.

Gives me a good laugh every time.

Slo pls. I promise my idea is amazing and will succeed

Spoiler

in landing me a supermodel wife

guaranteed.

 

[Goro Majima]

But is that good news?

You're our substitute eznark, tell us about your governor!

More like less shitty and less apocalyptic news. Pence is still an asshole.

 

[Goro Majima]

I'd expect nothing less from a Trumpiot fan.

Here's his neckbeard nest:

 

[Milchjon]

Every month or so somebody on my Facebook feed posts that they have a great idea for an App, and if somebody will just build it for them they'll split the profits 50/50.

Gives me a good laugh every time.

Could you also do my logo, corporate design and advertising?

Unfortunately I can't pay but you'll get a lot of exposure.

Spoiler

Any ideas good enough for you to steal?

 

[sf2fanatic]

Voting what's that?


Also Puff Daddy, "TAKE THAT, TAKE THAT"

 

[Slo]

Slo pls. I promise my idea is amazing and will succeed

Spoiler

in landing me a supermodel wife

guaranteed.

I've got a great idea for a fusion powered underwater helicopter. If you engineer, build, market and sell it for me, we can split that supermodel wife 50/50!

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Every month or so somebody on my Facebook feed posts that they have a great idea for an App, and if somebody will just build it for them they'll split the profits 50/50.

Gives me a good laugh every time.

The amount of times people tell me their app ideas that are a) not that good and b) already existing is off the charts. I have my own app ideas that are way better and I don't even view those as good. I have a web app that I've coded three times and never taken to production that I've been told by numerous people in the target industry would be successful though, so maybe I'm just lazy.

 

[Slo]

Spoiler

Any ideas good enough for you to steal?

 

[Slo]

The amount of times people tell me their app ideas that are a) not that good and b) already existing is off the charts. I have my own app ideas that are way better and I don't even view those as good. I have a web app that I've coded three times and never taken to production that I've been told by numerous people in the target industry would be successful though, so maybe I'm just lazy.

Yeah, ideas are generally the easy part.

 

[Sanjuro]

I'd expect nothing less from a Trumpiot fan.

My little baby pizza, Marco.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Yeah, ideas are generally the easy part.

Even for me the coding is the easy part. I can code up a simple web-scalable application in under a month. Honestly, I even find the marketing and business aspect easy, as I do much of that for work as well. If you've given tech/marketing presentations to a room filled with high ranking military brass and their cadre of experts then you sort of get acclimated to high stress situations. Thing is, I don't find the business and marketing aspects to be fun like I do the brainstorming and coding aspects. Also, lazy.

 

[Dega]

Need an app that alerts you when a pat fan nearby. The app also displays a set of insults you can shout at them.

 

[Slo]

Even for me the coding is the easy part. I can code up a simple web-scalable application in under a month. Honestly, I even find the marketing and business aspect easy, as I do much of that for work as well. If you've given tech/marketing presentations to a room filled with high ranking military brass and their cadre of experts then you sort of get acclimated to high stress situations. Thing is, I don't find the business and marketing aspects to be fun like I do the brainstorming and coding aspects. Also, lazy.

cdyhybrid, I think I've found your man.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

cdyhybrid, I think I've found your man.

But I suck at the design part. Now if cdyhybrid is a graphic/web designer then we're golden.

 

[PanicFreak]

Update on the girlfriend's iPad thread: OCD Guy broke it off with his girlfriend but didn't tell her that he saw that she was sending messages to another dude that she wanted to blow him.

Man, if were in that position, I would have posted a screenshot to facebook, tagged both of her parents and dumped her on the spot.

 

[Slo]

Update on the girlfriend's iPad thread: OCD Guy broke it off with his girlfriend but didn't tell her that he saw that she was sending messages to another dude that she wanted to blow him.

Man, if were in that position, I would have posted a screenshot to facebook, tagged both of her parents and dumped her on the spot.

Always, ALWAYS go nuclear.

 

[Himynameischris]

I've never had that kind of crazy break up, it's always been more of "yeah this isn't working out" and we go our separate ways, even in high school I was able to get away scot-free,

 

[jmdajr]

Here's his neckbeard nest:

that's a big fan

 

[Greg]

Could you also do my logo, corporate design and advertising?

Unfortunately I can't pay but you'll get a lot of exposure.

Spoiler

Any ideas good enough for you to steal?

but exposure is priceless!

speaking of...

Update on the girlfriend's iPad thread: OCD Guy broke it off with his girlfriend but didn't tell her that he saw that she was sending messages to another dude that she wanted to blow him.

Man, if were in that position, I would have posted a screenshot to facebook, tagged both of her parents and dumped her on the spot.

I had to scroll past surprise dick pics on Facebook when a boyfriend tagged a girl I knew in pictures when he caught her cheating

don't make friends of friends scroll past surprise dick pics

 

[Himynameischris]

but exposure is priceless!

speaking of...

I had to scroll past surprise dick pics on Facebook when a boyfriend tagged a girl I knew in pictures when he caught her cheating

don't make friends of friends scroll past surprise dick pics

I would never surprise you with a dick pic! You'd always know ahead of time

 

[Greg]

I would never surprise you with a dick pic! You'd always know ahead of time

going to destroy my phone next time I get a snap of a black screen with the text "wait for it..."

 

[Bread]

creeps don't you dare threaten sweet greg with dick pics like that!