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NFL Offseason 2016 |OT4| - XTREME FANS ONLY - WOOOO TRAINING CAMP

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Vanillalite

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That Aaron Rodgers interview on Le Batard's show earlier where they ask about something freakish and he Rodgers goes "did you see those two Hail Marys last year?"

Talk about swag. Shiiieeettt
 
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MechDX

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Texans really can have a terrifying WR corp going forward. Except poor Cecil Shorts probably wont last this year. :(
 
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Sweeney Tom

Banned
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-san-francisco-49ers-1784694100

I root for a team 3000 miles away that currently has $48.9 million in cap space and is preparing for a quarterback competition between Colin Kaepernick and Blaine Gabbert. Their number 1 receiver is Torrey Smith. As of this writing, they are not favored in ANY game this season. Not one.
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Fans are now contractually obligated to sit in 90 degree heat with no shade, 50 minutes south of SF, to watch Blaine Gabbert play football 8 times a year. Jeffrey Loria would be impressed at this display.

The team has also threatened to sue fans who feel rightfully mislead about PSL’s, screwed a youth soccer league next to the stadium, and is now trying to screw Santa Clara on rent payments. We must be the only team in CA that can’t grow a proper grass field outdoors. Fuck Jed York.
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We lost to Johnny Manziel last year.
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Our shitbag owner stuck a local columnist with a $2,000+ dinner bill at a Napa restaurant and forced him to pay for his wife’s meal, too. Good thing Jim Tomsula was there to bus the table afterward.
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A few seasons ago, we had one of the best defenses in football and our QB was like Michael Vick but better. Then half our roster either retired or got arrested, and our QB turned into Johnny Manziel. In the year of our lord, 2015, I watched Blaine Gabbert start multiple games at QB. Our owners hired a man on the street holding a bindle and eating canned beans to replace one of the best coaches in football, and followed that up by hiring a great college coach who trades away black players but keeps Riley Cooper.

They swindled the city I live in to build a new stadium that was not ready for the 2015 season. They had to use the local golf course’s parking lot for games, and are doing their best to claim a local sports field (used for youth sports!) to help expand their land. The interior of the stadium somehow gets to be at least 30 degrees hotter than the exterior and is the hottest climate on earth. The in-stadium apps don’t work.
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MechDX

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Aaron Wilson ‏@AaronWilson_NFL 14m14 minutes ago
Quintin Demps: 'We’ve been in panties for OTAs, so the first day of pads is when you find out who the football players are'
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Someone out oin the Twitter verse just got triggered
 
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CrocMother

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Cowboys' coaches are saying that the DLine won't be so bad because they get to practice against such a great O-Line. No, that just means our O-Line will be worse for not practicing against good D-Lineman you dummies.
 
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Himynameischris

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CrocMother said:
Cowboys' coaches are saying that the DLine won't be so bad because they get to practice against such a great O-Line. No, that just means our O-Line will be worse for not practicing against good D-Lineman you dummies.
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Yea it's the same BS they said about or O-Line getting dominated by our D-Line but our D-Line just kept getting worse.
 
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MechDX

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Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 36s36 seconds ago
The #AZCardinals and Tyrann Mathieu have reached an agreement on a 5-year deal, source said. It's worth roughly $12M per year. Huge.
 
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CrocMother

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Is Aaron Rodgers going to have to call a team meeting to tell players to stop watching anime like he had to do with Madden last season?
 
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DeaconKnowledge

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The thing about Teddy, and everybody talks about this and talks about that — he knows how to win, and what else is there with the quarterback? I’m not going to mention names, but there’s a bunch of quarterbacks throwing for 300 yards and their team doesn’t win. They make mistakes. They don’t play right in the critical situations of the game. And [people] say, ‘Oh, his arm strength.’ His arm strength is fine. He’s been throwing the ball 55 yards down in practice all the time. Ask what kind of arm Joe Montana had or any of these other guys. It’s just so fantasy football now.
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Hmm..wonder what QB he's taking about?
 
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