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[Fox318]

bobs burgers is pretty funny

 

[DMczaf]

I like to imagine Cleveland pulling out the championship parade road map today like it was the Lost Ark

 

[sf2fanatic]

He doesn't even know where the building is.

We don't let people from fraudville within 500 yards of the places.

So that leaves out Pats fans right? Except Dutch. We need him for the ladies

 

[Alligatorjandro]

So that leaves out Pats fans right? Except Dutch. We need him for the ladies

You are not allowed

 

[bionic77]

So that leaves out Pats fans right? Except Dutch. We need him for the ladies

No cheaters allowed.

 

[Gobias]

is Tampa the new Cleveland?

Atlanta

 

[Sweeney Tom]

You are not allowed

You have no legitimate key. Stop stealing from the company

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You have no legitimate key. Stop stealing from the company

You can't tell me what to do satan

 

[sf2fanatic]

You are not allowed

Gata plz. I always have access to the penthouse

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata plz. I always have access to the penthouse

No married mans allowed

 

[sf2fanatic]

No married mans allowed

:jnc

 

[Narag]

Where's BG to regale me with tales of prosperity?

 

[Kave_Man]

One day...

 

[Alligatorjandro]

BG sent me a certified instagram saying he got too drunk last night and he may be a papa

 

[Sweeney Tom]

One day...

Team Canada's taking the gold in 47 or 48 days or whenever

 

[WesternHeretic]

One day...

I will publicly endorse your efforts. You have my blessings.

 

[bionic77]

I will publicly endorse your efforts. You have my blessings.

It is cruel to describe the joy of a cool drink of water to a man when you see that he is walking towards a neverending desert.

I will be real with Kave.

Shits hot son! That ain't no lake that's a motherfucking mirage!

 

[bigosc2k]

1 ring puts you on the first floor.

You don't get a key to the 2nd floor until you get at least 3.

You need at least 6 in football and 10+ in other sports to get to the penthouse.

I see you trying to keep me, fmt and the rest of the niners degenerates out of the penthouse.

 

[WesternHeretic]

It is cruel to describe the joy of a cool drink of water to a man when you see that he is walking towards a neverending desert.

I will be real with Kave.

Shits hot son! That ain't no lake that's a motherfucking mirage!

I'm not saying I have mystical powers but I publicly endorse the Golden State Warriors against OKC and look what happened they come back from down 3-1. Then I publicly endorse BG and the Cavs and look what happened they come back from being down 3-1.

Kave you have my blessings may the Blue Jays take home that trophy in that irrelevant sport!

 

[Bread]

BG sent me a certified instagram saying he got too drunk last night and he may be a papa

BG will be a good father to his son Lebrong and his daughter Lebrong.

 

[sf2fanatic]

BG sent me a certified instagram saying he got too drunk last night and he may be a papa

^5 BG.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Last time every team had consecutive losing seasons

Congrats RBH, Falcons aren't last

Denver Broncos: 1971/1972: 4-9-1/5-9
Green Bay Packers: 1990/1991: 6-10/4-12
New England Patriots: 1992/1993: 2-14/5-11
New York Jets: 1995/1996: 3-13/1-15
Baltimore Ravens: 1997/1998: 6-9-1/6-10
Indianapolis Colts: 1997/1998: 3-13/3-13
Pittsburgh Steelers: 1998/1999: 7-9/6-10
Philadelphia Eagles: 1998/1999: 3-13/5-11
San Diego Chargers: 2000/2001: 1-15/5-11
Dallas Cowboys: 2001/2002: 5-11/5-11
Arizona Cardinals: 2005/2006: 5-11/5-11
Houston Texans: 2005/2006: 2-14/6-10
San Francisco 49ers: 2007/2008: 5-11/7-9
Cincinnati Bengals: 2007/2008: 7-9/4-11-1
Seattle Seahawks: 2010/2011: 7-9/7-9
Miami Dolphins: 2011/2012: 6-10/7-9
Carolina Panthers: 2011/2012: 6-10/7-9
Kansas City Chiefs: 2011/2012: 7-9/2-14
Buffalo Bills: 2012/2013: 6-10/6-10
Detroit Lions: 2012/2013: 4-12/7-9
Minnesota Vikings: 2013/2014: 5-10-1/7-9
Atlanta Falcons: 2013/2014: 4-12/6-10
Washington Redskins: 2013/2014: 3-13/4-12
New Orleans Saints: 2014/2015: 7-9/7-9
Los Angeles Rams: 2014/2015: 6-10/7-9
New York Giants: 2014/2015: 6-10/6-10
Chicago Bears: 2014/2015: 5-11/6-10
Oakland Raiders: 2014/2015: 3-13/7-9
Cleveland Browns: 2014/2015: 7-9/3-13
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 2014/2015: 2-14/6-10
Jacksonville Jaguars: 2014/2015: 3-13/5-11
Tennessee Titans: 2014/2015: 2-14/3-13

 

[Dutch Gronk]

BG! BG! BG!

I NEVER STOPPED BECLEVING!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

if RG3 wins a Super Bowl for the Browns does he become a bigger Cleve legend than LeBron?

 

[cdyhybrid]

if RG3 wins a Super Bowl for the Browns does he become a bigger Cleve legend than LeBron?

Football is bigger, so maybe. He's not from Ohio though.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

if RG3 wins a Super Bowl for the Browns does he become a bigger Cleve legend than LeBron?

Not if, but when.

So that leaves out Pats fans right? Except Dutch. We need him for the ladies

I'm a taken man now. However I'll be your shirtless wingman, hooking you up brother.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Not if, but when.



I'm a taken man now. However I'll be your shirtless wingman, hooking you up brother.

Congrats. The Gronk technique worked well...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Congrats. The Gronk technique worked well...

I thought the "Gronk Technique" was when you fist a girl while another girl massages your prostate.

 

[WesternHeretic]

if RG3 wins a Super Bowl for the Browns does he become a bigger Cleve legend than LeBron?

Can you at least come up with semi believable scenarios?

 

[sf2fanatic]

lol Ninja

 

[Dutch Gronk]

 

[bionic77]

I thought the "Gronk Technique" was when you fist a girl while another girl massages your prostate.

Sounds like he stole it from FMT.

Freaking Patriots. They even cheat in the bedroom....

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Done with my test. Only 2 more to go (and my thesis) and then I have my degree.

Now the question is, do I go take a nap with my mom's dog or do I go out and buy Uncharted and finish that tonight before the struggle begins again tomorrow?

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Good morning friends

1 ring puts you on the first floor.

You don't get a key to the 2nd floor until you get at least 3.

You need at least 6 in football and 10+ in other sports to get to the penthouse.

Do I get a key for the second floor as my teams have won 3 in my lifetime...

if RG3 wins a Super Bowl for the Browns does he become a bigger Cleve legend than LeBron?

It would be close.

Sounds like he stole it from FMT.

Freaking Patriots. They even cheat in the bedroom....

Did FMT put out a patent for it?

Done with my test. Only 2 more to go (and my thesis) and then I have my degree.

Now the question is, do I go take a nap with my mom's dog or do I go out and buy Uncharted and finish that tonight before the struggle begins again tomorrow?

Nap

 

[squicken]

Does squicken own the building ?

He doesn't even know where the building is.

We don't let people from fraudville within 500 yards of the places.

I have legit membership b/c of the Rockets' two titles!

 

[bionic77]

I have legit membership b/c of the Rockets' two titles!

How do we know you weren't a Knicks or filthy Bulls fan in the 90s?

I think its better off for everyone if you just stay in Fraudsville.

 

[RBH]

Atlanta

No.

I vote Minneapolis!

 

[jmdajr]

BREAKING NEWS

OMG!!!!

 

[ActStriker]

Vince Wilfork will be in the ESPN Body Issue.

 

[bionic77]

Vince Wilfork will be in the ESPN Body Issue.

Do any of you actually buy and read ESPN magazine?

I think I bought a few back when it first came out but I don't buy magazines of any kind anymore (I get some free SIs for reasons I don't understand and almost never read it).

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I own the Winner's Mansion

(But actually Duke's 5 rings should get me in the door, they were the best basketball team in the state of North Carolina for 30 years and counting!)

 

[ActStriker]

Do any of you actually buy and read ESPN magazine?

I think I bought a few back when it first came out but I don't buy magazines of any kind anymore (I get some free SIs for reasons I don't understand and almost never read it).

I think I had a subscription for free at some point.

 

[Line_HTX]

I got a free issue of GamePro many years back and on the back cover were these huge letters "YOU GOT NOTHING, IVERSON."

 

[MechDX]

Vince Wilfork will be in the ESPN Body Issue.

Texans PR ‏@TexansPR 1h1 hour ago
"It's OK to be who you are." -- @wilfork75 #BodyIssue

 

[Himynameischris]

I own the Winner's Mansion

(But actually Duke's 5 rings should get me in the door, they were the best basketball team in the state of North Carolina for 30 years and counting!)

That's cute, you guys fighting for room in some building....


Darkest, SkLA and I, have an entire town and none of you bitches are welcome.

Welcome to Perfectville (Only Giant Fans can visit)

 

[Crisco]

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/why-panthers-gms-tough-talk-after-letting-josh-norman-walk-isnt-such-a-smart-move/

If there was one glaring instance this offseason where a team seemed to have a warped sense of the market for a player, it was this. Teams lined up to pay Norman far more than the Panthers had been offering and the recently frugal Redskins eventually landed him with a monster pay day.

Teams? Like the Redskins and Saints lol, dumpster fire defenses looking for a hail mary. Teams like the Ravens and even the Cowboys weren't willing to touch him for what he was asking.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Nap

My nap escalated a bit into a tiny hibernation session. Getting up at 5 AM every day makes you tired.

 

[MechDX]

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/why-panthers-gms-tough-talk-after-letting-josh-norman-walk-isnt-such-a-smart-move/



Teams? Like the Redskins and Saints lol, dumpster fire defenses looking for a hail mary. Teams like the Ravens and even the Cowboys weren't willing to touch him for what he was asking.

"I can neither confirm nor deny these reports.

 

[yankeehater]

The Ravens keep having to extend flaccid horrible contract because they are in such terrible cap shape. No way could they afford a player like Norman. Cowboys only have $6m left in cap space so yeah no way were they able to afford him either.

 

[gutshot]

Happy free taco day, friends!