-
Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.
NFL Offseason 2016 |OT4| - XTREME FANS ONLY - WOOOO TRAINING CAMP
- Thread starter BigAT
- Start date
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
I'm guessing you don't play on PC.
So many console players in this thread!
Only person I've played with was Dega and I had the game for like two days and embarrassed myself.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Bionic how hard do you think it would be to doctor up some fake birth certificates so that we can pretend we are high schoolers and go dominate some punk ass kids on the court?
I feel that the quality of our olds is pretty good, I would challenge any other community to beat our All Star Roster
C: Deacon
PF: Bionic
SF: DMczaf (only if he takes his medicine before though)
SG: Angmar
PG: Ninja Van Exel
That team would get like a mid 80's rating in NBA 2K I think
Not hard at all.
I am going to need a high tech toupee to fool these kids though. You will probably have to update your wardrobe and get some tattoos.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Problem solved, my dude.
Also start practicing saying things like "lit" and "fam" a lot.
I thought about high end shoe polish but I was worried it would come off with my sweat. I will ask Boozer for advice (on fake ass hair not how to suck balls at basketball).
Problem solved, my dude.
Also start practicing saying things like "lit" and "fam" a lot.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Bread probably has a man bun
he has a bread bun
FloydtheFathead
Member
We need to start a MyPlayer career of Ninja and Bionic respectively on NBA 2k16 or 17 at this point. Who can handle this?
Who's the sixth man? FMT? Also fixed a few of those.. I don't know if Deacon or Angmar give a fuck about basketball so..
Alligatorjandro
Banned
You also post ads on Craigslist for realigning chakras for $45
you post missed connections ads for girls who accidentally make eye contact with you
Alligatorjandro
Banned
It works
Just pick up the phone and talk to your boy.
Why don't you
manfestival
Member
I have called Ced Ceballos numerous times but he never calls me back.
I can still go damn it!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
That's your opinion
Ninja Scooter
Member
DM can be our Mo Gotti
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
If he is, I guess I'll be coach.
*yells at Bionic to actually call some goddamn plays already*
8 X 11 Printer Paper
Member
DM has the body of Jared Lorenzen.
They can never take his money away. That man earned.
It pains me to say this but DM is getting put on IR. I don't have blood tests or a doctors reports but based on his intake of hot dogs I am worried about blood clots and other shit if he takes the court. Players health comes first.
We are going to develop some of the younger olds like Greg and we will all have to contribute to make up for the loss of his stats.
FMT will be our 6th man and eznark will be the racist owner.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Would that make Slo the GM?
Ninja Scooter
Member
**takes a three**
**bricks**
**does the 'Tione shimmy**
**bricks**
**does the 'Tione shimmy**
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
We'll need some trainers on staff as well. Are there choices other than RBH and rando? They're not old enough for an olds team.
manfestival
Member
what a load of bananas
sf2fanatic
Member
Only sign white guys?
Slo would be the Chip Kelly of GMs.
Problem solved, my dude.
Also start practicing saying things like "lit" and "fam" a lot.
holy shit, looks like a 2k model
wow, reminds me of how Gata calls you all the time and never gets an answer.
Similar threads
- Locked
- Locked