I would give up my 401k to see Tebow and Peterson beat the Packers in the NFC Championship (Rodgers would throw for 4 TDs and no INTs and Tebow would miracle a way to victory) on their way to a Superbowl victory over the Ravens. The game would end with Tebow trucking Ray Lewis and then ascending to Heaven to work out with God.
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NFL Offseason Thread 2013 - Here comes the wait
- Thread starter DeaconKnowledge
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Its like your dick is in the finest snatch for months in a row.
Soul status: burning slow.
BannedEpisode
Member
Please god. Keep your son Tebow away from Minnesota.
I can hardly handle the fairweather self loathing Viking fans as it is.
I can hardly handle the fairweather self loathing Viking fans as it is.
DUFFMCWALIN
Member
Would you want a player on your team to say something differently? He thinks they are a better team, but conceded they didn't make all of the plays to win the game.
WesternHeretic
Member
Russell Hustle Bustle Muscle Man Wilson.
DABES!
DABES!
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Hahahahahahahaha
Alligatorjandro
Banned
It just seems like anytime the 9ers lose,they were the better team.
DUFFMCWALIN
Member
I swear to god I'm like the only person who liked Mcnabb.
He's fine if you like guys who throw it into the ground and puke during the biggest game of their careers.
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
Why wouldn't you like him?
He was a really good QB who carried his terrible head coach all those years.
DUFFMCWALIN
Member
Well when you go 30-9-1 in two years its hard not to feel like you are a better team than most people. It must be hard to lose and admit losing in a super bowl. I hope they get over it fast and come hungry come camp time.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
They were. Doesn't mean shit though.
I liked him. Shame he had garbage at WR for years.
Sorry, Washington is now the youngriest team in football.
WesternHeretic
Member
He lost me money on Superbowl 39.
He did have T.O for one year, and T.O played his ass off in the SB.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Another subplot from last night: John Harbaugh getting a ring before Rex Ryan.
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
Well that was a given once Rex Ryan took a head coaching job with the Jets.
Yeah, but before TO he had nothing. I think he had a decent TE? Also FredEx.
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holy shit, lol. I knew he bumped him, don't remember it being a full shove. Wow.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
When did shopping for a cellphone become like buying a car? Arrrgh.
WesternHeretic
Member
A hell of a defensive though. Pro bowels in the D-line, line backer core, and secondary. Really just pull a Trent Dilfer and could of had a ring or two.
The fastest, best looking car will cost you more than what you can afford. The best phone doesn't cost much just a couple hundred. Just go with the best specs, or if you're cheap pick one in the middle. Not that hard.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Yeah but didn't a lot of the Ravens players want Rex to be promoted from DC to HC and other people thought it was crazy to promote a special teams coach? Goes to show you that players are fucking idiots (as if them constantly having Romeo Crennel's back every time he gets a chance to suck it up)
Trent Dilfer had a running game though!
BannedEpisode
Member
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Damn how did he not get ejected? For reference this is what Smith did to get kicked.
Vanillalite
Ask me about the GAF Notebook
It was pretty bad. Probably an ejection in the regular season but hell, it's enforced so inconsistently who knows.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
why were they even fighting
WesternHeretic
Member
Brian Westbrook is pretty good, not like he's some scrub. Should of just told Andy Ried to fuck off or just audible into some more runs. He probably audible out of a lot of runs to throw the damn thing 30-50 time every game.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
No ref is going to be the guy who cost "x" team the Super Bowl by tossing a player.
storybook77
Member
Wonder how many games he'll get? Probably the whole preseason, oh noes!
DeaconKnowledge
Member
That's the Nexus 4, but I already purchased that for my wife and I don't like the idea of the both of us having the same phone. I didn't realize I was so vain.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
Cult of Jim Harbaugh, following in his off the handle footsteps.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Damn how did he not get ejected? For reference this is what Smith did to get kicked.
Yeah, but that was with the regular season rules, not Super Bowl rules.
Yeah, Westbrook was good, but if you don't give him the ball...
Super Bowl rules should be regular season rules. We can outfit the players in pads and they can tackle unruly players.
He was punching the fuck out of some huge Niner on the ground right before that.
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Me and my buddies were all shocked no one got ejected.
Niners were not prepared for the level of dirtiness that comes with the Ravens. I think only the Steelers are able to handle it full time.
They are almost all good now and you will have a new one in 2 years.
It is not a big deal.
Fox is the resident Android whore though if you have any questions about those kind of phones. I think big updates are coming very soon though.
Ninja Scooter
Member
the "better team" plays a full game. The Niners decided to sleep walk through the first half of the FUCKING SUPER BOWL. Better teams don't do that. Gore said the same thing last year after they lost to the Giants. Fuck his salty ass.
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
If Rex Ryan had Joe Flacco instead of Mark Sanchez then who knows?
Not really fair to either guy though.
That was the best game the Ravens played the entire year.
Niners were the better team but got beat. Deal with it Gore.
Its sports. Sometimes the other team is better on that day.
Plus the Niners were coached really poorly. They were not ready for the deep balls of Flacco and were being pushed around by a much older team for 2.5 quarters before FMT pulled the plug on the lights and hit the reset button.
WesternHeretic
Member
Yea and as the leader of the team he should have a partnership with the head coach. He should of sat down with Ried's fat ass and be like yo we can't throw the damn thing 50 times a game every game.
I don't think McNabb sucks, I just totally see no reason to actually like him. I really enjoyed the Eagles D those few years. It's a shame they never won any SB.
yankeehater
Member
No I didn't. Mcnabb was the best qb in 2004 but he was far from being an elite qb for his career. Lots of qbs have had great single seasons, that doesn't make them elite qbs.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
I agree with you. It's all semantics. Niners on paper are the better team but the games aren't played on paper.
Ball don't lie YH.
AAAAH! WTF is with your avatar?! You're out of the club!