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[bionic77]

You guys are mean and perverted.

When eznark made the cuckhold jokes I just thought that was a fancy or sconi way of saying that I was a pussy who was bossed around by his wife too much. Well I was driving back from Philly and listening to the Joe Rogan podcast with some porn guys Dave Choe and Yoshi Obayashi and I just heard what it actually means.

WTF!

I thought we were bros guys?

I stick to the vintage porn stuff so I am a dinosaur in terms of porn but that was a low blow eznark.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Here's T'eo's run:

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-combi...-Te-o-runs-the-40?campaign=Twitter_videos_teo

But I'm sure he "imagined" he was going much faster than he really was!

 

[tmdorsey]

You guys are mean and perverted.

When eznark made the cuckhold jokes I just thought that was a fancy or sconi way of saying that I was a pussy who was bossed around by his wife too much. Well I was driving back from Philly and listening to the Joe Rogan podcast with some porn guys Dave Choe and Yoshi Obayashi and I just heard what it actually means.

WTF!

I thought we were bros guys?

I stick to the vintage porn stuff so I am a dinosaur in terms of porn but that was a low blow eznark.

:jnc

 

[chuckddd]

Mathieu with 3 reps.

 

[Futurevoid]

Ziggy ran a 4.62 at 6'6" and 271 lbs. 34" vert.

Ridiculous.

For comparisons sake, JPP at 6'5, 270 lbs., ran a 4.71 40 yard and a 30½' vert.

Ziggy is supposedly quite a bit more raw than even JPP was though. Still, athletic freak for sure.

EDIT: Eagles shedding more DT depth:

ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk

Eagles will be releasing DT Mike Patterson, per league source.

 

[Dragon]

You guys are mean and perverted.

When eznark made the cuckhold jokes I just thought that was a fancy or sconi way of saying that I was a pussy who was bossed around by his wife too much. Well I was driving back from Philly and listening to the Joe Rogan podcast with some porn guys Dave Choe and Yoshi Obayashi and I just heard what it actually means.

WTF!

I thought we were bros guys?

I stick to the vintage porn stuff so I am a dinosaur in terms of porn but that was a low blow eznark.

Oh man.

bionic77: understands the intricacies of US Law but doesn't know cuckolding.

 

[Bowser]

:jnc this fucking idiot thinks the Chiefs should trade the #1 pick for Revis and the Jets #9 pick: http://espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/post/_/id/55244/revis-could-solve-chiefs-dilemma

Why in the fuck would the Jets do that?

 

[CB3]

Jeez Cullen AND Mike Patterson gone.

We are going to be shitting cap room.

 

[chuckddd]

:jnc this fucking idiot thinks the Chiefs should trade the #1 pick for Revis and the Jets #9 pick: http://espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/post/_/id/55244/revis-could-solve-chiefs-dilemma

Why in the fuck would the Jets do that?

To make sure they can get Barkley. Duh.

 

[Futurevoid]

Redskins have told some league folks that they may seek an injunction which could hold up the start of free agency in a bid to recoup the salary cap space that was cut by the NFL last year.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...hold-as-they-work-to-recoup-salary-cap-space/

Redskins officials have told people in the league that they are considering going to court to seek an injunction that would hold up the start of free agency or threatening that move in a bid to bolster their negotiating leverage with the league. Those conversations were confirmed by two people with knowledge of them.

Both said that the Redskins have compelling arguments they could make in an attempt to convince a judge that they would suffer irreparable harm if they are not granted an injunction. But others familiar with the case have said they don’t believe the Redskins have legal arguments that weren’t already considered, and rejected, by an arbitrator.

In the interim they have contract negotiations on hold.

The Redskins have put contract negotiations with some of their players on hold, telling agents and players they remain hopeful they can recoup some of the salary cap space that was cut by the NFL last year, according to several people familiar with the situation.

Redskins officials have told those agents and players that they cannot negotiate in earnest until the salary cap matter is resolved. The players include some eligible for free agency in March and others who face the possibility of release unless their contracts are reworked, those people said. They spoke on the condition of anonymity because the team does not want such issues discussed publicly.

Jeez Cullen AND Mike Patterson gone.

We are going to be shitting cap room.

You guys were already 20 some odd million under the cap already weren't you? Supposedly Nnamdi is next on the list. Either he takes a cut or he is cut....

 

[jbug617]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap10...es-welker-new-england-patriots-reach-new-deal

Rumor is the deal being talked about is 5yr/40million

 

[TheDrizzlerJ11]

Walk Wes!

 

[CB3]

You guys were already 20 some odd million under the cap already weren't you? Supposedly Nnamdi is next on the list. Either he takes a cut or he is cut....

Yeah. I'm pretty familiar with the general contracts and cap situation of the Eagles because of the CCM stuff in madden. That's a decent amount of salary shed. Nnamdi is the only one with a huge contract right now and as you said, that will be changing one way or another soon.

I'll be interested to see how they approach free agency. I haven't taken a long look at the upcoming free agent list.

 

[JABEE]

I didn't want to cut Cullen Jenkins!

 

[bionic77]

Oh man.

bionic77: understands the intricacies of US Law but doesn't know cuckolding.

I know I am kind of a weirdo for the internet generation. When I do watch porn I like to see two attractive hetero people having sex. No gagging, trannies, fake rapes, shitting or cuckholding.

All I can say in my defense is that the heart wants what the heart wants. You Pat fans are probably into all of the nastiest and trendiest porn shit, but I am not like you guys.

Then again I came from a generation of people who masturbated to Victoria's secret catalogs and watched porn on VHS. You kids would not understand.

 

[Futurevoid]

I'll be interested to see how they approach free agency. I haven't taken a long look at the upcoming free agent list.

If you're indeed going 3-4, you're going to need linebackers desperately. Could see them being in the market for Kenny Phillips as well. Safety is another need for the Eagles and the club hasn't done a great job of drafting them...

 

[Bowser]

If you're indeed going 3-4, you're going to need linebackers desperately. Could see them being in the market for Kenny Phillips as well. Safety is another need for the Eagles and the club hasn't done a great job of drafting them...

Phillips has been rumored to be a Panthers target since he may come cheaper due to his injury history

 

[tmdorsey]

I know I am kind of a weirdo for the internet generation. When I do watch porn I like to see two attractive hetero people having sex. No gagging, trannies, fake rapes, shitting or cuckholding.

All I can say in my defense is that the heart wants what the heart wants. You Pat fans are probably into all of the nastiest and trendiest porn shit, but I am not like you guys.

Then again I came from a generation of people who masturbated to Victoria's secret catalogs and watched porn on VHS. You kids would not understand.

I'm from the same generation and unforunately it's hard not to run into all that wild shit when you are just out and about searching. Also sometimes curiousity gets the best of you. :-/

 

[Futurevoid]

Phillips has been rumored to be a Panthers target since he may come cheaper due to his injury history

Good luck with that. I don't dispute the injury history but there's a lot of safety needy teams right now (Panthers, Eagles, Redskins just to name a few) and while I don't see Kenny making Rolle money, I don't believe he'll be a bargain signing.

 

[JABEE]

You guys are mean and perverted.

When eznark made the cuckhold jokes I just thought that was a fancy or sconi way of saying that I was a pussy who was bossed around by his wife too much. Well I was driving back from Philly and listening to the Joe Rogan podcast with some porn guys Dave Choe and Yoshi Obayashi and I just heard what it actually means.

WTF!

I thought we were bros guys?

I stick to the vintage porn stuff so I am a dinosaur in terms of porn but that was a low blow eznark.

:jnc

It's nice to be back after a week of not really posting in here.

 

[bionic77]

I'm from the same generation and unforunately it's hard not to run into all that wild shit when you are just out and about searching. Also sometimes curiousity gets the best of you. :-/

Tubgirl killed the curiosity out of me.

My friend tricked me into seeing it and then I was very cautious in what I looked at on the internet. I think I used to download porn on Kazaa like 10+ years ago and a lot of assholes would also mislabel shit. So when you downloaded a movie entitled Jenna Jameson's hottest lesbian scenes it would turn out to be some weird anime where a dragon and alien with 10 tentacles would take turns doubleteaming some virgin nun or something.

Man all of this shit is showing how old I am. I bet a lot of these kids don't even know what the fuck Kazaa is.

 

[CB3]

If you're indeed going 3-4, you're going to need linebackers desperately. Could see them being in the market for Kenny Phillips as well. Safety is another need for the Eagles and the club hasn't done a great job of drafting them...

Linebacker is a need besides kendricks and Ryan's. Brandon Graham can be shifted to pass rushing OLB.

Nate Allen is a good safety but has injury issues.
there are going to be a few needs in draft and free agency

 

[Futurevoid]

Tom Brady signs three year extension.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/nfl/news/20130225/tom-brady-new-england-patriots-contract/

Amazingly, according to the source, the deal is for an eye-poppingly conservative $27 million, which is less than half his worth by any measure.

The extension will pay Brady a $3 milion signing bonus immediately, in addition to salaries of $7 million in 2015, $8 million in 2016 and $9 million in 2017. Brady told Sports Illustrated five years ago he wanted to play until he was 40, at least, and this will accomplish that. He turns 40 on Aug. 3, 2017.

The upshot of the deal is to give the Patriots massive cap relief in a flat-cap era. He was due to count on the New England salary cap $43.6 million in 2013 and 2014. Now, his cap numbers will add up to $28.6 million in the next two years, a savings of $15 million in cap dollars at a time the Patriots have free agents they want to sign to help keep the team atop the AFC East, which they have dominated since Brady took over at quarterback in 2001.

After the Patriots move money around to lessen the blow of Brady's money in a flat-cap era -- the NFL's salary cap is expected to be virtually the same in the next two years as it was last season, about $121 million a year -- here will be Brady's cap numbers over the next five seasons, according to a source with knowledge of the contract:

2013: $13.8 million.
2014: $14.8 million.
2015: $13 million.
2016: $14 million.
2017: $15 million.

The Patriots can do this by guaranteeing his salaries for the next three and giving him much of the money in a chunk of a bonus right now. That, the source with knowledge of the contract said, is what the Patriots intend to do. And history points to Brady doing the same thing eight offseasons ago.

 

[squicken]

Brady just gets more awesome every year. Winning is all that matters to him, unlike Peyton

 

[ActStriker]

Tom Brady signs three year extension.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/nfl/news/20130225/tom-brady-new-england-patriots-contract/

I like this.

 

[cashman]

Tubgirl killed the curiosity out of me.

My friend tricked me into seeing it and then I was very cautious in what I looked at on the internet. I think I used to download porn on Kazaa like 10+ years ago and a lot of assholes would also mislabel shit. So when you downloaded a movie entitled Jenna Jameson's hottest lesbian scenes it would turn out to be some weird anime where a dragon and alien with 10 tentacles would take turns doubleteaming some virgin nun or something.

Man all of this shit is showing how old I am. I bet a lot of these kids don't even know what the fuck Kazaa is.

Is that like limewire or something?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Brady taking less so Welker can get more?

 

[Draxal]

Tubgirl killed the curiosity out of me.

My friend tricked me into seeing it and then I was very cautious in what I looked at on the internet. I think I used to download porn on Kazaa like 10+ years ago and a lot of assholes would also mislabel shit. So when you downloaded a movie entitled Jenna Jameson's hottest lesbian scenes it would turn out to be some weird anime where a dragon and alien with 10 tentacles would take turns doubleteaming some virgin nun or something.

Man all of this shit is showing how old I am. I bet a lot of these kids don't even know what the fuck Kazaa is.

Man, I miss DC ++ back in the day.

 

[jakncoke]

Mathieu with 3 reps.

lol what a weak chocha

 

[jbug617]

Brady taking less so Welker can get more?

Brady was set to make 22 million this year and it dropped to 13 million.

 

[Bowser]

Brady just gets more awesome every year. Winning is all that matters to him, unlike Peyton

Sounds more like a guy that really wants to get that post-Spygate ring to me. Take less so he can get more talent around him and prove cameras wasn't why he won 3 rings.

 

[squicken]

this is a public relations coup for Lord Brady. It makes him look modest, while quarterbacks looking to break the bank look greedy and not interested in winning above all else

 

[chuckddd]

Whatever. Everyone knows that Brady's husband is the bread winner in that family.

 

[GraveRobberX]

So hows everyone doing?

ESPN has Mel Kiper appearing very often now, so looks like NFL Combine/Draft incoming

 

[effzee]

Yeah. I'm pretty familiar with the general contracts and cap situation of the Eagles because of the CCM stuff in madden. That's a decent amount of salary shed. Nnamdi is the only one with a huge contract right now and as you said, that will be changing one way or another soon.

I'll be interested to see how they approach free agency. I haven't taken a long look at the upcoming free agent list.

There isn't much on the market and especially not for a team looking to rebuild from top to bottom. Still with restructuring Vick, releasing Patterson and Jenkins, and possibly Nnamdi next we have tons of room. If there is someone out there who they want they can get them. Also room to re up some guys possibly.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

this is a public relations coup for Lord Brady. It makes him look modest, while quarterbacks looking to break the bank look greedy and not interested in winning above all else

Brady's been known to do this isnt he?Didnt he take less money so they could sign Moss?

 

[cdyhybrid]

Everyone knows who wears the pants and earns the bread in that household anyway.

I'd be very surprised if Tavon Austin got out of the first.

 

[bionic77]

Brady just gets more awesome every year. Winning is all that matters to him, unlike Peyton

He is no Flacco and the contract and recent playoff record proves it.

You shouldn't get paid until you can prove it in the playoffs. Vinatieri and the camera guy were the key tp that teams success. Brady and the Pats know it and he is paid accordingly.

Is that like limewire or something?

Yeah it was the OG LimeWire. Sooooo many viruses. After awhile downloading from Kazaa became more dangerous than fucking a stripper without a condom.

 

[effzee]

Linebacker is a need besides kendricks and Ryan's. Brandon Graham can be shifted to pass rushing OLB.

Nate Allen is a good safety but has injury issues.
there are going to be a few needs in draft and free agency

Say no to Nate Allen. Dude is hot garbage

 

[Bread]

Brady was set to make 22 million this year and it dropped to 13 million.

WOW. It's shit like this that makes him the GOAT, he's the ultimate team player. I'm going to cry when he retires.

Also, this better mean we are either re-signing Wes or picking up Bowe or Wallace. I'd rather have Bowe, but any of the 3 will do.

 

[Futurevoid]

this is a public relations coup for Lord Brady. It makes him look modest, while quarterbacks looking to break the bank look greedy and not interested in winning above all else

It's going to fuck with Romo and Flacco's negotiations I'd imagine. Won't do them any favors. Brady just settled for some 27 million over three years. Flacco would get 20.4 million in 2013 if he gets the "exclusive franchise tag" according to Vacchiano.

Brady already has his wife's money.

Fixed.

 

[JABEE]

this is a public relations coup for Lord Brady. It makes him look modest, while quarterbacks looking to break the bank look greedy and not interested in winning above all else

Brady already has his money. Screwing over the next generation would be a Tom Brady move.

 

[bionic77]

If Brady was interested in winning wouldn't he actually try and win some more in the playoffs instead of taking the placeholder qb discount?

I am a little confused how taking less money is a positive thing. Doesn't that mean that the team and the player are in agreement that he is not really worth much? Also aren't the Pats always under the cap? How does this help them sign more players? Is this just a way to funnel more money into the Kraft empire so they can sell us more garbage cheese products?

 

[B For Bendetta]

Brady is so desperate to get that post spygate super bowl win and validate the fraudulent ones and it will never happen

 

[squicken]

Brady already has his money. Screwing over the next generation would be a Tom Brady move.

Betcha Ravens fans wish Flacco would take less so they could keep Ellerbe/Kruger

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Brady already has his money. Screwing over the next generation would be a Tom Brady move.

Good.Fuck other QBs.

 

[Futurevoid]

Also aren't the Pats always under the cap?

They're about 15 million under the cap right now.

Estimates as of last week (credit to Optimus-NY from BBI):

 

[LyleLanley]

So Welker has to be coming back now right?

 

[Buckethead]

I need this back in my life

If Ted doesn't pull the trigger he is a gd* moran**.

* "gd" means "god damn"

** I know "moron" isn't spelled that way. I'm being ironic.

Thought I would explain things to the plebes.

 

[bionic77]

So Welker has to be coming back now right?

I bet they don't.

This isn't the first time this has happened.