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NFL Offseason Thread 2013 - Here comes the wait

BigAT

Member
I don't use the word "hero" very often, but Tom Brady is the greatest hero in American history.

Not just a great leader and an incredible quarterback, but is there a more selfless, generous player in the NFL today? Who else would share so much and not leave just money on the table, but also Super Bowl Championships as well?

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I don't use the word "hero" very often, but Tom Brady is the greatest hero in American history.

Not just a great leader and an incredible quarterback, but is there a more selfless, generous player in the NFL today? Who else would share so much and not leave just money on the table, but also Super Bowl Championships as well?

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You just hurt Dutch more than any symbol of evil and/or genocide ever could.
 

Dragon

Banned
I don't use the word "hero" very often, but Tom Brady is the greatest hero in American history.

Not just a great leader and an incredible quarterback, but is there a more selfless, generous player in the NFL today? Who else would share so much and not leave just money on the table, but also Super Bowl Championships as well?

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VpyxqRM.jpg

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eznark

Banned
You'd think someone as full of himself as Mr. Football Professor Squicken would know the difference between guaranteed money and NFL money.

If the money is all guaranteed then Brady is getting Brees money.
 

BigAT

Member
Sorry For Partying:

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
From me and @FieldYates: Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski underwent surgery last week for an infection in same forearm he re-broke against Houston
 
Tubgirl killed the curiosity out of me.

My friend tricked me into seeing it and then I was very cautious in what I looked at on the internet. I think I used to download porn on Kazaa like 10+ years ago and a lot of assholes would also mislabel shit. So when you downloaded a movie entitled Jenna Jameson's hottest lesbian scenes it would turn out to be some weird anime where a dragon and alien with 10 tentacles would take turns doubleteaming some virgin nun or something.

Man all of this shit is showing how old I am. I bet a lot of these kids don't even know what the fuck Kazaa is.

Haha I remember those days. Was Kazaa really so long ago? I remember Morpheus and Napster before that.


I'm ready to fast forward to FA to see how the draft might shape up. If KC really decides to get Joeckel and so let Albert walk...dream scenario time! If we free up the money and signed him, LT woes are gone and we could actually use our 7 pick on something else which together would be amazing. I'd love to be able to take a flyer on Geno in this scenario or otherwise Warmack. I expect KC will still take Geno but the Albert situation will let us know for sure in March.

Realistic scenario: I expect Joeckel and Geno to be gone in which case I want Warmack. I don't buy into the no guards in the top 10 bullshit, RG is the biggest hole on our OL, even worse than LT and if a guy looks like a future pro bowler, you take him. If Fischer looks like the real deal, I'm fine with him too but I'm still wary of how late his hype generated and only after two other OTs projected ahead of him stayed in school. He did great at the Pro Bowl but no one was talking about him during the season.
 
You guys are mean and perverted.

When eznark made the cuckhold jokes I just thought that was a fancy or sconi way of saying that I was a pussy who was bossed around by his wife too much. Well I was driving back from Philly and listening to the Joe Rogan podcast with some porn guys Dave Choe and Yoshi Obayashi and I just heard what it actually means.

WTF!

I thought we were bros guys?

I stick to the vintage porn stuff so I am a dinosaur in terms of porn but that was a low blow eznark.

This is what happens when you spend too much time with your handheld, bionic.
 
Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo

For my Giants followers, I wouldn't sweat Will Beatty's free agency. Lots of time to resolve what I'm hearing are minor issues.
Great news. The silence was worrying considering we're getting closer to free agency and Beatty is a piece we need to do our damndest to keep.
 
If he drafts him I swear I will squicken faster than Freeman gets to Taco Bell for new menu items!
I would like to see this.
that neck looks abnormal
The neck of a man!

What a horrible 40 for damontre Moore, in the 4.9s! Plus his bench of like 12!!! Smh dudes a bum and just dropped plenty of spots.

I think Ziggy Ansah is my Version of Dutch and B. Werner. He's from Ghana and my whole family is from there and I've been there a couple of times and the browns could draft him. Man crush created.

Also Margus Hunt had some great all around numbers too.
 
I would like to see this.

The neck of a man!

What a horrible 40 for damontre Moore, in the 4.9s! Plus his bench of like 12!!! Smh dudes a bum and just dropped plenty of spots.

I think Ziggy Ansah is my Version of Dutch and B. Werner. He's from Ghana and my whole family is from there and I've been there a couple of times and the browns could draft him. Man crush created.

Also Margus Hunt had some great all around numbers too.

Dammit I wanted Ansah before he got famous.Whats Ghana like?
 
I want to see some of these mocks after the combine, should be some interesting changes, besides Ziggy idk if theirs alot of players I would want to take at 6th. He might not even be their at 6, I'd I'd like trading down
Dammit I wanted Ansah before he got famous.Whats Ghana like?
I don't want to write a novel, so I'll just say hot my friend very hot.
 

Kastrioti

Persecution Complex
Ansah is athletic as fuck, but he reminds me of Vernon Ghoulston (DE Jets) or Amobi Okeye (DT Texans) in the sense that all the hype is because of their 40 time, bench press but not enough hype about their actual play on the field.

Don't get me wrong,athleticism is crucial and important, but if you naturally can't play football all the coaching in the world won't turn a trackstar into a stud NFL DE. You either have the natural instinct or you don't, it can't be taught.

Best DE in the draft is, IMO, Dion Jordan. He has the type of speed off the edge combined with natural ability to read plays before they happen. Dion combined with Suh/Fairley/Corey Williams would mean death for opposing QBs.
 

cdyhybrid

Member
Jordan looked pretty good in his drills, although he was running with bigger guys almost across the board. Mayock called him a raw Aldon Smith.
 
Margus Hunt should get some considerations at Lb too, I think he ran in the 4.6s also
Funny, this is the first time Ive heard/read this outside of Ohio irl people. When I moved here, Ohio young men use it all the time.
Ham has been a steady part of my deep vocabulary
 

jakncoke

Banned
ugh wide awake when i need to be sleeping. wtf was the purpose of adding caffeine to extra strength aspirin. never came across a brand that did that till i got some from work to help my toothache
 

chuckddd

Fear of a GAF Planet
ugh wide awake when i need to be sleeping. wtf was the purpose of adding caffeine to extra strength aspirin. never came across a brand that did that till i got some from work to help my toothache

It helps with swelling by thinning the blood.
 
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