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NFL Offseason Thread 2013 - Here comes the wait
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Whisky River?
Alligatorjandro
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I'd buy a pizza place and hire you.
I would rob you blind, ok gata weekly revenue was actually only 8,500 meanwhile real was 29k.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
You know you're my Internet bro, if I have enough money, I'll buy you a sweet ass ride.
And a 10 bottles of Jack, but not when you're driving, because we're not NFL players.
lollll!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
thief
Buckethead
Banned
Didn't the SS give you the day off you fascist?
Dutch Gronk
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Don't you have a expressionistic poem to write in your local Star Bucks with a typewriter up your ass?
Alligatorjandro
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Don't Packer fans have an 83% percent chance of being Germans?
Buckethead
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It's like you have a camera in my soul.
Leon Searcy sharing a 1 million account with this random girl. They had a argument at some point before a vacation to Jamaica. He gets back checks his account only 400k. He asks her, she like well you said you were leaving so I opened an account for myself and put money in there. Unreal the dumb of athletes
goldlion054
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Buckethead
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If the Packers take Te'o, I'm becoming a Vikings fan.
Dutch Gronk
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He has some medical issues I believe. Something about his heart, which they found at the medical checks at the combine.
So no love of the game? Pass
You're so dumb this makes no sense. The only reason you get an elephant is to ride him around and show off his BAC ( Big a$$ chain). So you would have to get a bigger elephant so that elephant would ride him while you the smaller elephant, in essence the smaller elephant would feel like people. Some people can't even dream right but I guess being a Browns fan plays a part into it!
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I would train a gorilla to ride the elephant.
Fuck monkeys riding dogs, gorillas riding elephants at every halftime show ever.
Fuck monkeys riding dogs, gorillas riding elephants at every halftime show ever.
Health concerns I imagine
Dutch Gronk
Banned
jarvis got something pretty major too does he not? and he #2 in this mock
He has back issues correct? Spinal scoliosis or something. I believe that with Jarvis Jones, it's more a question of how long he can play as with Star, a question if he can play at all.
jarvis got something pretty major too does he not? and he #2 in this mock
He's got spinal stenosis which can render you useless at times. Better than a faulty left ventrical I suppose.
My friend's pops played in the NFL with a heart issue. He turned out okay.
Did they even know about it? I assume back his day they didnt go through this many tests
He and UH knew about it but didn't disclose it to NFL or USFL teams. Of course when he got a physical after he got drafted and docs found it. He had a bad aortic valve. Played 15 seasons.
He is a good fit for Green Bay. The girls are so fat and ugly in Sconiland that he will actually able to get a real girlfriend (instead of online dating dudes pretending to be women).
He is also slow and unathletic so he could easily step in for Hawk and you don't miss a beat.
The only questions left are will Packers nation miss you and is there room on the Vike Bike for one more?
seriously, this mock is void because of this single pick. Don't even have to look at the rest.
Last thing we need is another smaller sized ILB
also not exactly sure JOHNATHAN HANKINS is a first rounder. even at the end of the first, dude has to sack up and actually play more than every few downs. Saw only a few college games this year, but the OSU games I saw he seemed to disappear too often for someone of his size.
When he decided to play, he wreaked havoc though
I usually go there, this was at Coyote Joe's. CIAA meant Whiskey would've been packed.
Yeah I was in town for work and CIAA causes Charlotte to turn into crazy town.
Jets are still going to draft her. Got to make that splash!
with their 1st rounder
Misogynist.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
More like 95% but whatever.
Vikings fans are also 90% either Scandanavian or from Oklahoma.
Bears fans are 98% assholes.
Snitch
BlackGhost
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You mean seals, lots of seals
Vid not working on my end, is it broke for others as well?
DeaconKnowledge
Member
I was amused by his notes on the Giants as well when, the only olineman Reese took in the last six years in rounds 1-3 was Beatty.
If you look the mock is from the 20th
BlackGhost
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Looks like it was posted on the 20th, no way anyone has D Moore that high after that combine performance
HarryDemeanor
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Hmm weird. Still works for me.