Dutch Gronk
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Is this where you advise him to go out on the streets of Baltimore at night and ask random people where he can buy stuff?
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NFL Offseason Thread 2013 - Here comes the wait
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Is this where you advise him to go out on the streets of Baltimore at night and ask random people where he can buy stuff?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
what could go wrong
Fucking Titans signed Rob Turner. 15 game starter for STL. Optimally he was backup, but filled in at C and G. Great swing guy and decent spot starter. Hate losing a guy like that b/c it's another hole to fill. SEA and SF are stacked at OL and the Rams don't even have all the starters locked in
Baltimore is too dangerous for the van music store. That's more of a crack type town.
Oh for the love... Man I really want this insane overhype to continue so bad, Cosell is jumping so hard on the wagon in an attempt to be first it's awesome.
I dunno if I'd say we're stacked. Obviously C and LT are locked down for probably the next 10 years or so, but everything else ranges from good enough to question mark (RG).
If Harbs were the visionary and personnel guru that Pete and John are, he'd have Cosell slurping him too! Don't hate the player, hate the game.
But you have an entrenched starter that you want to upgrade. STL literally has no one at LG or slot WR. Like an empty slot on the depth chart. Turner was so useful b/c he backed up guard and center. He got abused when he started at guard, but that was in the context of playing around other bad players. Optimally, as a spot starter, you work around that. Wasn't bad as a center
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
cosell hates the niners and always has. harbs own cheatin' pete.... owned him in college and still owns him in the NFL.
i like how cheatin' pete is this incredible genius even though he has 3 winning seasons in his coaching career and has never advanced past the divisional round. probably the most overrated coach in history
NFL-Gaf Mock Draft 2013
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1. Chiefs - Luke Joeckel
2. Jaguars - Tamanon
3. Raiders - ChanHuk, Mackenzie 92
4. Eagles - Yankeehater, JABEE
5. Lions - WedgeX, Goldlion054, Kastrioti, Plinko
6. Browns - BlackGhost, Wes, theBatman
7. Cardinals - Squall ASF
8. Bills - LJ11
9. Jets - Fox318
10. Titans - Fidelis Hodie
11. Chargers - Nightz
12. Dolphins - The_Darkest_Red
13. Buccaneers - Colonel Nasty
14. Panthers - Bowser
15. Saints - cajunator
16. Rams - squicken, B for Bendetta
17. Steelers - DeaconKnowledge, chuckddd, Angmarsking701, 789shadow
18. Cowboys - cashman
19. Giants - Futurevoid, BigAT, Striker
20. Bears - cuevas, phd., Vio-lence
21. Bengals - eznark
22. Rams (from Redskins) - squicken, B for Bendetta
23. Vikings - BannedEpisode
24. Colts - SpinDasher
25. Vikings - from Seattle - BannedEpisode
26. Packers - eznark, TheLegendary
27. Texans - MechDX
28. Broncos - Godslay, Hunter S Thompson
29. Patriots - Dutch Patriot
30. Falcons - Talon
31. 49ers - FrenchMovieTheme
32. Ravens - BaltimoreLarry, Nakazato
Missing reps for the bolded teams. Please. Let's get fans to represent before we move to alternates.
Rules for NFL Mock Draft 2013 (If i'm forgetting anything or you have questions, feel free to point them out.):
Fans of the team pick for their own team. If we don't get enough of those, then we pick other people to fill the slots.
Rules are just like last year - It should be considered a consensus pick - team members should collaborate to choose someone instead of one just blurting out their pick. I'll be less patient in waiting; say, four hours selection time per team. You don't make the time, you get skipped. No trades - we're not doing a full 7 round mock so there's nothing of value to trade. Just pick who you believe your team will pick in your spot.
Collaboration is encouraged. We're trying for an open dialog this year so debating in the thread is encouraged, however if your team is the secretive type feel free to take it to PMs.
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1. Chiefs - Luke Joeckel
2. Jaguars - Tamanon
3. Raiders - ChanHuk, Mackenzie 92
4. Eagles - Yankeehater, JABEE
5. Lions - WedgeX, Goldlion054, Kastrioti, Plinko
6. Browns - BlackGhost, Wes, theBatman
7. Cardinals - Squall ASF
8. Bills - LJ11
9. Jets - Fox318
10. Titans - Fidelis Hodie
11. Chargers - Nightz
12. Dolphins - The_Darkest_Red
13. Buccaneers - Colonel Nasty
14. Panthers - Bowser
15. Saints - cajunator
16. Rams - squicken, B for Bendetta
17. Steelers - DeaconKnowledge, chuckddd, Angmarsking701, 789shadow
18. Cowboys - cashman
19. Giants - Futurevoid, BigAT, Striker
20. Bears - cuevas, phd., Vio-lence
21. Bengals - eznark
22. Rams (from Redskins) - squicken, B for Bendetta
23. Vikings - BannedEpisode
24. Colts - SpinDasher
25. Vikings - from Seattle - BannedEpisode
26. Packers - eznark, TheLegendary
27. Texans - MechDX
28. Broncos - Godslay, Hunter S Thompson
29. Patriots - Dutch Patriot
30. Falcons - Talon
31. 49ers - FrenchMovieTheme
32. Ravens - BaltimoreLarry, Nakazato
Missing reps for the bolded teams. Please. Let's get fans to represent before we move to alternates.
Rules for NFL Mock Draft 2013 (If i'm forgetting anything or you have questions, feel free to point them out.):
Fans of the team pick for their own team. If we don't get enough of those, then we pick other people to fill the slots.
Rules are just like last year - It should be considered a consensus pick - team members should collaborate to choose someone instead of one just blurting out their pick. I'll be less patient in waiting; say, four hours selection time per team. You don't make the time, you get skipped. No trades - we're not doing a full 7 round mock so there's nothing of value to trade. Just pick who you believe your team will pick in your spot.
Collaboration is encouraged. We're trying for an open dialog this year so debating in the thread is encouraged, however if your team is the secretive type feel free to take it to PMs.
But your team lost to the team coached by the most overrated coach in history by 3 scores.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
every dog has his day! cheatin' pete is 1-3 against harbs in the pros!
I put that there as a joke. It's really fv's pick.
The guy picking for the Jets.
Games involving Tarvaris Jackson shouldn't count, IMO.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
before harbaugh arrived you'd have probably said tjack was better than alex smith. but under harbaughs tutelage, alex flourished. cheatin' pete just has excuse after excuse for his failures. "bu bu bu bu bu bu but its not my fault! its the players!"
Reposting GIF of peel back block that got outlawed today. RB rule will be voted on tomorrow. Both Harbs and Pete were against it b/c it would be hard to officiate
http://www.abload.de/img/cut-dahlollyhrzy.gif
http://www.abload.de/img/cut-dahlollyhrzy.gif
Harbs is a good coach but he's a terrible person. Pete is a great coach and a great person. The Niners are cursed because they give the football gods the bird with the way Harbs treated Alex!
Agree with Harbs and Pete!
Dunno how big of an impact the blocking change will have.
The dhalololol cracked me up good though.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
lulz
and if the football gods understand anything its that the best man should play. kap proved he wasn't only the best QB on his team, but the best QB in his conference. the only QB better in the league is weeden. case CLOSED
p.s.
lol didn't notice the dahl thing. not that i support his signing (i think it's a waste of money), but it's pretty easy to pick out a handful of plays someone had in a season where they completely sucked. show some of his good plays squicken! don't be so negative on him! you said he is a good guy. don't you want him to experience the playoffs again? he has no chance to do that in st louis but in san fran he is guaranteed
Duxxy3
Member
Surprised they are doing anything to help out defenses.
Dahl actually did some radio interview where he said they were dumb for knocking out Alex. But I really think, at least vs STL, they would have been better off with Alex.
BlackGhost
Banned
Manuels a interesting guy and I wouldn't mind the Browns drafting him if he's still avaiable in the 3rd, looks more likely well take a flyer on a Qb at somepoint. That many id be happy with besides him and Matt Scott.
On a side note I saw that we interviewed Landry Jones at his pro day, my heart almost sank
Might as well close up shop if you don't feel it.
Not really any decent WRs left. Gonna have to find an outside guy in the draft
Literally every play against the Rams that went for more than 40 yards involves Dahl missing a tackle of taking a bad angle. He probably has some good plays, but his bad plays were atrocious. All you need to see is in that gif. He is stiff and cannot change directions. If he takes a false step he is toast
Verizon can eat a bag of dicks. Because I have no real reason to get a featured phone and have a phone bill over 50 a month. I have been using a ghetto flip phone that i payed 10 bucks for and buying 15 dollar cards each month to keep my account. I used my phone so little that I have gotten(had) like 50 dollars on it, Well i forget to add this month because work been hammering me so my account expired. They took all my money, i figured adding a 15 would activate and give me my 50 back, nope. Fuck them. will use some other cheap service/raginrant
B For Bendetta
Member
Dahl sucks. I'm gonna pick on him all season. He better not get injured.
:jnc, get a smartphone you.
djplaeskool
Member
I use my phone tops once a week if that, seems like a giant waste of money. Its not even bout being poor. I could easily afford a 70-100 dollar bill it just doesnt make sense money wise. Same reason I havent went beyond basic cable because I know i'd never use it. I havent turned on my tv since like the super bowl.
Duuuude, Mobile GAF all day errrday.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
he was right in that interview. rams did a disservice to the entire NFL by unleashing a wild kap on the league. and it's going to get worse before it gets better!
When would this be useful to me though, when im home i laptop, when im out im doing things that i dont have need for a mobile internet, aka work, shopping, movies, driving
That's something a non-smartphone user would say. You can GAF during all those.
Trust me, I'm an expert.
I believe any of the available ones would be a step up from our current roster. The Patriots cannot draft wide receivers.
huh
Get him gata!
How the fuck do you even take a shit?
http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2013/best-and-worst-run-stop-rates-2012
Fucking JJ Watt. Jeezus freaking Christ! Guy just keeps impressing.
Fucking JJ Watt. Jeezus freaking Christ! Guy just keeps impressing.
work in a factory so no phone, movies i wanna pay attention to the movie seeing they rape you, shopping.. i guess you got me there, driving i dont want to be a statistic im already a bad enough driver as is dont need a phone internet distracting me
Laptop brother!
Laptop while you take a shit? Note to self.....never buy a laptop from jakncoke.
Think of where all those used cellphones and ipads have been in the world.
Is using a laptop while shitting really that uncommon?