• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

NFL Offseason Thread 2015 |OT| All of our teams suck!

T

The_Darkest_Red

Member
Tele-marker: Hello sir, I'm with the Warranty Extension Company and I would like to help you extend your warranty on your 2011 Hyundai Elantra. Our records indicate that your factory warranty is close to expiring and you have not chosen to extend it.

Me: Oh, hi! Could you please tell me which factory warranty I got on my car?

Tele-marketer: My records indicate that you have the 3 year, 36,000 mile powertrain warranty.

Me: That's odd, I actually got the 10 year, 100,000 mile warranty. Sounds like your records are a load of horseshit.

Tele-marketer: Uh, uh.. umm...

Me: Stop calling me, go scam someone else.

Tele-marketer: Thank you for your time, sir!


This is pretty much a monthly ritual for me, I almost look forward to it a little. Sometimes I try to get a little more creative with how I poke holes in their bullshit. "What is your company's website? Where is your main office located?" Bunch of losers.
 
A

AbortedWalrusFetus

Member
The_Darkest_Red said:
Tele-marker: Hello sir, I'm with the Warranty Extension Company and I would like to help you extend your warranty on your 2011 Hyundai Elantra. Our records indicate that your factory warranty is close to expiring and you have not chosen to extend it.

Me: Oh, hi! Could you please tell me which factory warranty I got on my car?

Tele-marketer: My records indicate that you have the 3 year, 36,000 mile powertrain warranty.

Me: That's odd, I actually got the 10 year, 100,000 mile warranty. Sounds like your records are a load of horseshit.

Tele-marketer: Uh, uh.. umm...

Me: Stop calling me, go scam someone else.

Tele-marketer: Thank you for your time, sir!


This is pretty much a monthly ritual for me, I almost look forward to it a little. Sometimes I try to get a little more creative with how I poke holes in their bullshit. "What is your company's website? Where is your main office located?" Bunch of losers.
Click to expand...

Holy fuck this same thing happens to me with my 2013 Elantra like every few months. One time I asked them if they were officially affiliated with Hyundai for like 20 minutes straight.
 
G

Greg

Member
The_Darkest_Red said:
This is pretty much a monthly ritual for me, I almost look forward to it a little. Sometimes I try to get a little more creative with how I poke holes in their bullshit. "What is your company's website? Where is your main office located?" Bunch of losers.
Click to expand...
FIFA later?!

and I found that mic that came with the PS4 - it'll at least be something until I get my adapter
 
Z

zychi

Banned
The_Darkest_Red said:
Tele-marker: Hello sir, I'm with the Warranty Extension Company and I would like to help you extend your warranty on your 2011 Hyundai Elantra. Our records indicate that your factory warranty is close to expiring and you have not chosen to extend it.

Me: Oh, hi! Could you please tell me which factory warranty I got on my car?

Tele-marketer: My records indicate that you have the 3 year, 36,000 mile powertrain warranty.

Me: That's odd, I actually got the 10 year, 100,000 mile warranty. Sounds like your records are a load of horseshit.

Tele-marketer: Uh, uh.. umm...

Me: Stop calling me, go scam someone else.

Tele-marketer: Thank you for your time, sir!


This is pretty much a monthly ritual for me, I almost look forward to it a little. Sometimes I try to get a little more creative with how I poke holes in their bullshit. "What is your company's website? Where is your main office located?" Bunch of losers.
Click to expand...
Best thing to do at work when there's nothing to do. Kills time so easily.

Greg said:
FIFA later?!

and I found that mic that came with the PS4 - it'll at least be something until I get my adapter
Click to expand...

do you own headphones with a mic or any type of headset in them? like for an iphone or android device? should work on ps4 too.
 
T

The_Darkest_Red

Member
Greg said:
FIFA later?!

and I found that mic that came with the PS4 - it'll at least be something until I get my adapter
Click to expand...
I should be good for tonight but it'll probably be later like 9 or 10 if that works for you!

That mic is cheap but the quality is fine. I used it for a long time before I rage broke it playing Dutch in FIFA...
 
M

MechDX

Member
http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexan...th-log-cabin-in-middle-of-nowhere/#29459101=0

Since the Texans’ 2014 season ended, J.J. Watt has appeared on another national magazine cover, jumped over Jimmy Kimmel on national television and collected two turnovers in the Pro Bowl. This week, Watt has made the rounds in Glendale, Ariz., during the media buildup toward Super Bowl XLIX.

But in between Katy Perry photos and more Hollywood-like exposure, the star defensive end finally found the peace and quiet that often eluded him during his record-setting 2014 campaign. And Watt rewarded himself and honored his MVP-caliber year with a very Watt-like move: A new log cabin in the “middle of nowhere” Wisconsin.

“It’s really minimalistic,” Watt said. “The only thing I have to focus on is training and that’s the way I like it. There’s no frills, there’s nothing to distract you up here.”

His description of his new offseason home: “It’s just an empty space and a log cabin and snow.”

“As I get older and I start to mature, everything starts to fall into place,” Watt said. “You start to figure out who you are. You start to figure out your persona, your style and just how you want to live. I’m very comfortable with who I am.”
Click to expand...

JJ is still so awesome.

Drew Dougherty ‏@DoughertyDrew · 5m5 minutes ago
.@ChronBrianSmith Nice article about Watt's cabin. But here's the exclusive video of it: http://bit.ly/1yLGJA3
Click to expand...

bwhahahahaha
 
G

Greg

Member
zychi said:
do you own headphones with a mic or any type of headset in them? like for an iphone or android device? should work on ps4 too.
Click to expand...
I have a modmic attached to one of my pairs of headphones, but I need an adapter (CTIA) or else the controller won't pick it up

The_Darkest_Red said:
I should be good for tonight but it'll probably be later like 9 or 10 if that works for you!

That mic is cheap but the quality is fine. I used it for a long time before I rage broke it playing Dutch in FIFA...
Click to expand...
probably won't be available until some time after 10 anyways, so that works
 
M

MRSA

Banned
I met the hottest doc this morning. She's a nephrologist, how can I induce renal failure to get her to be my doc?
 
B

brentech

Member
NegligibleParallelCougar.gif


or just the reaction, focused on Marshawn

EmptySandyBumblebee.gif
 
T

The_Darkest_Red

Member
Greg said:
I have a modmic attached to one of my pairs of headphones, but I need an adapter (CTIA) or else the controller won't pick it up


probably won't be available until some time after 10 anyways, so that works
Click to expand...
Sounds good to me, man! I'll stay up as late as it takes for some quality FIFA action.
 
M

MRSA

Banned
Maybe it's because I'm exhausted from a 14 hour shift but I think I might prefer that doctor over Milana........yeah, no.
 
L

LevelNth

Banned
eznark said:
Not all cities need to buy the branding of college towns in order to get people excited. In some places, people just like football.
Click to expand...
It's going to be pretty funny to see how much they will have to pay A&M next year to renew the 'license' for this. Allen pretty much has no choice.
 
B

BannedEpisode

Member
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

2024 NFL Draft Day Thread |OT|
31
1K
AJUMP23 replied
AI: THE SOMNIUM FILES – nirvanA Initiative |OT| Exploring Uchikoshi's Somnium
|OT| 2 3
123
12K
reksveks replied
Forza Horizon 5 |OT| Are you a Mexican, or a Mexican't?
|OT| 42 43 44 45 46
2K
206K
MagnetoWasRight replied
Official GTA Trilogy feature list details all the Definitive Edition enhancements
2
57
7K
ACESHIGH replied
  • Locked
NFL 2017 Offseason thread |OT| - Servicing Us Boys
402 403 404 405 406
20K
617K
TheSkullPrince replied
Top Bottom