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NFL Offseason Thread 2015 |OT| All of our teams suck!
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manfestival
Member
This man knows whats up. Rally my brothers, the bucs shall be victorious in the coming year!
tiggerkiddo
Member
So apparently some of the Broncos were overlooking the Colts...oh and some were scared of NE apparently.
What a silly season, hopefully next one washes the bad taste out of my mouth
What a silly season, hopefully next one washes the bad taste out of my mouth
TheJollyCorner
Member
Three very real possibilities:
-Minneapolis natives don't want to go outside, so they spammed votes.
-University of Louisville fans are nuts (with all due respect).
-Teddy is just awesome. Women want to be with him and men want to be him.
First all of, since when was talking about you a banable offense?this isn't about the pats or seahawks anymore. it is about this piece of shit:
look at this disgusting motherfucker. he took the only good thing about our franchise and flushed it down the toilet because harbs got his panties in a bunch and he could save a few bucks. i don't give a fuck anymore. i am actually envious of the raiders franchise right now. let that last sentence settle in for you a bit!
#FuckJedYork
#FuckTrentBaalke
#JusDontGiveAFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
You are now the rock star you always dreamed of being FMT.
And sorry about York. I always told you he was a worthless bum. You wouldn't listen during the good times though! But the guy is a true fucktard.
BaltimoreLarry
Member
As a father of two girls, this terrifies me.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Why because he's black smh
BaltimoreLarry
Member
Not surprised you'd go there, child.
yankeehater
Member
Me to. I want to get out of Vegas so bad because of my daughter. This hell is no place to raise a child.
If you learn the secret to raising a girl that is not a brain dead fuckslut please PM me!
Your girls are older than mine so I will be all ears!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Sick burn bro
Force them to be nuns
manfestival
Member
I just started using spotify today. What took me so long? This service is amazing. I forgot about tmobiles free music thing too. My drive home is gonna be really nice today.
BeautifulMemory
Member
Fuck York!!!
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Bro I stuck up for you after that post!
And fuck york. Fucking loser stumbled into the coach of a generation and then fired him because he was too hard to work with. I suspect he was hard to work with for York because harbs will do whatever it takes to win and the yorks only care about 3 things: $$$
they?
Thanks!
I didn't really lurk much if at all after the ban hit.
I always thought you could say anything if it was smart or at least funny (or true if the first two failed).
The rules have changed!
Train the giraffe to keep an eye on her.
Your job is to keep them from the stripper pole.
manfestival
Member
GAF..... GAF has changed..
I posted the picture because of that.
Hmm yes this is a good idea!!
The only other surefire anti-slut therapy I can think of is being a straight Grade A Uggo, but I've seen Blarry and he's not fugly so I would throw that idea out!!
In the good old days you could stick some super thick glasses and big braces on your daughter but nowadays you can bypass those with contacts and Invasaline (sp)!! It's gotta be tough being a dad now
WesternHeretic
Member
So my cousin might become a urologist. He told me they make about 400k a year, but the down side is you look at dicks all day.
I need to come up with a good dick joke!
I need to come up with a good dick joke!
Dude urology is one of the most baller medical specialties, congrats to your boy!!
Judging by their clothing girls are being trained to be hungry dick sluts starting from age 9 and up.
Can't believe their parents let them wear those short ass skirts and shorts. Its is really fucked up.
What happened to kids wearing ugly fucking kids clothes? Weird colors, baggy and with pictures of cartoons and other shit. Thats what we did when I was growing up!
So Bieber has my hairstlye
that I've been neglecting to get cut. Time to change up my style :/
He's looking like Stephen Amell's Arrow when he's still dopy on the island.
yankeehater
Member
Oh that is already happening. She loves holding the different controllers that we own. I have no doubt that she will be a huge gamer growing up with me and her mother.
Alard is a free spirt, I dont trust him at all to watch her.
WesternHeretic
Member
I know, but I still need a dick joke!
I approve of this post
8 X 11 Printer Paper
Member
Give it time, the best dick jokes are made from experience and patience.
When are you gonna give your girls cell phones?? I am pretty terrified thinking about young kids with cell phones these days, a whole lot of nasty can be sent through snapchats!!
*pukes
Sounds like someone is jealous!
Also, I fucking hate how greedy most doctors are. It is not becoming of the profession. They really need to give PR lessons to young doctors in med school. First lesson, stop talking about money all the time!
Granted this is really unfair and that is pretty much how everyone else acts, but we should expect more from our doctors!
WesternHeretic
Member
Well being a urologist is pretty satisfying if you think about it. Think about someone who has pain peeing, do you know how much that would suck? For you to be able to fix that is pretty damn awesome. Or things like testicular torsion (can't make BABIES!). Much harder than to heal a broken arm or dislocated shoulder.
And from what I've seen most people who try to become doctors for the money never make it that far. You have to love it, to make it that far.
Only one girl.
The plan is currently try our best and pray!
But it is going to be hard once her friends (future sluts in training) start wearing slut shorts and getting cell phones!
Hmm is this only amongst doctors because it seems like it's amongst most young professionals altogether: lawyers, doctors, I bankers, etc.
Hell I have multiple Petroleum engineering buddies who brag on Facebook about their new houses and fancy cars, while I'm sitting here in the library like a total chump learning about gastrointestinal protozoa
This... this pleases me.
:lol
Except that is NOT how doctors talk about specialties.
Its more like: "dude did you know fucking urologists making half a million a year? And all you need to do is squeeze some fat dudes balls and prescribe some penicillin! Thats the speciality I want!"
Like I said this is not different from anyone else but it sounds bad coming from doctors.
WesternHeretic
Member
Well I mean if they make it that far I give them the right to talk however they want. I edit my post above saying that most people that I know that is "all about the money" never make it that far. Drop out in pre med, or even in med schools (which I find sad because you work so hard to even get to that point). The only people I know who are know full fledged doctors are the one that really love it.
No most people are greedy cunts.Hmm is this only amongst doctors because it seems like it's amongst most young professionals altogether: lawyers, doctors, I bankers, etc.
Hell I have multiple Petroleum engineering buddies who brag on Facebook about their new houses and fancy cars, while I'm sitting here in the library like a total chump learning about gastrointestinal protozoa
To me it just sounds bad coming from doctors.
Totally unfair but thats how I see it.
We don't expect shit from our lawyers, bankers or engineers. They can all be greedy cunts. But I and most people like to imagine that doctors are more noble. You guys need to keep up that appearance! I want the old, grey haired dude who acts like he is your kindly old uncle and knows everything! Not the douchey 35 year old who wears a ferarri jacket!
WesternHeretic
Member
Why not lawyers, bankers, and engineers? Lawyers need to be noble! I mean you guys really contribute to who lives, dies, or is lock up in jail. LIKE HELLO!!!! And engineers uhmm... you know mechanical engineers that work on parts for cars and planes? I like those things to remain functioning! Or civil engineers that works on bridges, and roads! I would like for things to you know... not collapse. Then bankers... how about you guys not kill the entire economy of the god damn planet? I would like for those guys to do the job they do because they actually enjoy it ya know! Please don't half ass our planes, cards, bridges an roads >.<
There are definitely those types!! And let's be real, if someone gets a 280 on their USMLE, suddenly they're going to be EXTREMELY interested in in dermatology!! (And why not lol, derm is about as good as it gets: high pay, low hours, and you can be your own boss...)
But like WH said, there are so many damn hoops to jump through to be a doctor that a pretty big chunk of those who don't care about medicine get weeded out naturally through the system. Obviously a decent amount of jerks make it through but, hey that's just the way it goes!! The allure of money changes people
All I can say is, if anyone on NFL gaf needs a prostate exam, I just learned how to do one earlier this week!! The ball is in your court my friends!!
I am almost 40 so I need my prostate checked out pretty soon.
But if you are the one to do it I don't think I could ever look you in the eye ever again after that!