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NFL Offseason Thread 2015 |OT| All of our teams suck!

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JNA

Banned
msdstc said:
Good for you, you're at peace now :). Enjoy seeing Brady's face all over your favorite sport for the rest of your life.
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Eh, it won't last long. When it's all said and done, we will be seeing Rodgers and Munn's face all over his sport for the rest of our lives! :D
 
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chuckddd

Fear of a GAF Planet
Football is dead. Clear out your things and move to the baseball thread.



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Spinluck

Member
Narag said:
Fuck the pats
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I must inform you of the important new moves being made in Colts-GAF.

I have found Tebow and have gotten past my hatred of the Pats. Part of me wants to tell them all to suck my dick and good jump off a cliff but that is the old spiteful me. Hopefully this is not temporary and I have truly moved on and learned to love all people.

Squicken has not agreed to come back to Colts-GAF, and IcyRhythms will be gone till next years playoffs assuming we make it.

Mech still hates the Colts.

And we still suck.
 
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Bread

Banned
Spinluck said:
I must inform you of the important new moves being made in Colts-GAF.

I have found Tebow and have gotten past my hatred of the Pats. Part of me wants to tell them all to suck my dick and good jump off a cliff but that is the old spiteful me. Hopefully this is not temporary and I have truly moved on and learned to love all people.

Squicken has not agreed to come back to Colts-GAF, and IcyRhythms will be gone till next years playoffs assuming we make it.

Mech still hates the Colts.

And we still suck.
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man finding out that your dad watches porn really effected you, huh?

i wish icyrhythms were here to give us his super bowl breakdown and restore some sanity in this thread.
 
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msdstc

Incredibly Naive
JNA said:
Eh, it won't last long. When it's all said and done, we will be seeing Rodgers and Munn's face all over his sport for the rest of our lives! :D
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Rodgers has a shot of being in that conversation, they have to field good teams. I think McCarthy has held him back, but that's only from the limited amount I've seen them. I also think his more mobile style has subjected him to a lot of heavy hits and that's why he's been unfortunate with injuries. So far his career most closely resembles Steve Young. had to sit behind one who was once considered GOAT tier (Lol remember that?), got a late start, unbelievable talent, but didn't quite get as much glory as his numbers showed. That being said Rodgers is young and they were literally seconds away from having a shot at it this year, so his story is still being written.

I think Luck has a chance to be on Mt. Rushmore as well. That being said it's different eras, and for this era, Brady is the GOAT, and no matter how good others become it won't bring him down ;)

edit- oh and btw Munn>>>>>>>>>>Giselle, we can all agree on that right?
 
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MechDX

Member
Spinluck said:
I must inform you of the important new moves being made in Colts-GAF.

I have found Tebow and have gotten past my hatred of the Pats. Part of me wants to tell them all to suck my dick and good jump off a cliff but that is the old spiteful me. Hopefully this is not temporary and I have truly moved on and learned to love all people.

Squicken has not agreed to come back to Colts-GAF, and IcyRhythms will be gone till next years playoffs assuming we make it.

Mech still hates the Colts.

And we still suck.
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Off season truce? Bring back divisional solidarity for a few months.

We can both agree on one thing: fuck the AFC East and NFC South
 
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cdyhybrid

Member
msdstc said:
Boston can be a great place in summer, it's miserable pretty much the rest of the year :(. The fishing is amazing.
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If I'm leaving Seattle in the summer, it'll be for a place like Vegas or some remote tropical island. No way I'm going to miss any of the little sun we get here if I can help it.
 
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msdstc

Incredibly Naive
ConradCervantes said:
Munn takes it up the butt, which Aaron is already used to, whereas Giselle looks like she prefers lights off mish with no foreplay.
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Hmm I'm going to have to disagree with this. From what I hear those Brazilians are experts in that particular area. If anybody prefers lights off missionary it's Tom.
 
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Respect

Member
Sanjuro said:
Why is everyone mad on this wonderful day? Enjoy some coffee.
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tom%2Bbrady%2Bcelebrating%2BGIF.gif
 
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msdstc

Incredibly Naive
cdyhybrid said:
If I'm leaving Seattle in the summer, it'll be for a place like Vegas or some remote tropical island. No way I'm going to miss any of the little sun we get here if I can help it.
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Hell yeah I don't blame you at all. This place is NOT worth vacationing. It's a pretty place and I understand the appeal, but for all the hype Seattle gets about rainy and dreary weather we can be right there with you. In fact a few summers ago we had significantly more rain than Seattle did. It ended up raining 28 of 31 days in july 09.
 
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JNA

Banned
msdstc said:
edit- oh and btw Munn>>>>>>>>>>Giselle, we can all agree on that right?
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Is that even a debate? Munn is like a 9/10 at the very least and Gisele looks like a skeleton. Seriously Giselle really needs more meat on her.

Rodgers did damn good.
 
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Narag

Member
Spinluck said:
I must inform you of the important new moves being made in Colts-GAF.
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Ok.

Spinluck said:
I have found Tebow and have gotten past my hatred of the Pats. Part of me wants to tell them all to suck my dick and good jump off a cliff but that is the old spiteful me. Hopefully this is not temporary and I have truly moved on and learned to love all people.
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Fuck them forever. Best coach in the game who fields a full 53 man team still feels the need to cheat even though he can outcoach anyone else in the league, even with the burden of Josh McDaniels on his staff.

Spinluck said:
Squicken has not agreed to come back to Colts-GAF, and IcyRhythms will be gone till next years playoffs assuming we make it.
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squicken will come around once the Rams move to L.A. It's a shame about icy though, most clutch poster I'd ever seen.

Spinluck said:
Mech still hates the Colts.
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He secretly admires Indy but can't admit it publicly lest he be shamed by the other members of Texans-GAF. True story.

Spinluck said:
And we still suck.
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We still have a little Luck on our side though.
 
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Spinluck

Member
Bread said:
man finding out that your dad watches porn really effected you, huh?

i wish icyrhythms were here to give us his super bowl breakdown and restore some sanity in this thread.
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People can change.

Also. There is no concrete evidence it was my dad as my gf pointed out. He is inept when it comes to tech.

Possibilities:

1. He could have let someone borrow his phone and they left that in the browser.

2. He could have hit some malicious adware thingy that caused porn pop ups and searches to plague his phone.

3. Simply clicked something not knowing it was porn.
 
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ampere

Member
Seanspeed said:
That's where I'm at. This feels like closure and I'm so so so happy to get it. Pats can suck for the next couple years and I wont even be mad. I knew there'd be a day fairly soon where Brady and maybe even Bill leaves and Pats see noticeable decline, but I feel ready for it now.
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Feel the same way. Needed a win to close off the Brady era after the two Giants losses.

Obviously want the Pats to stay good, and we still should be a contender next year, but it is definitely coming when Brady/Belichick retire.

Maybe Belichick's son gives us a coaching dynasty ;p
 
Goro Majima

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
msdstc said:
Rodgers has a shot of being in that conversation, they have to field good teams. I think McCarthy has held him back, but that's only from the limited amount I've seen them. I also think his more mobile style has subjected him to a lot of heavy hits and that's why he's been unfortunate with injuries. So far his career most closely resembles Steve Young. had to sit behind one who was once considered GOAT tier (Lol remember that?), got a late start, unbelievable talent, but didn't quite get as much glory as his numbers showed. That being said Rodgers is young and they were literally seconds away from having a shot at it this year, so his story is still being written.

I think Luck has a chance to be on Mt. Rushmore as well. That being said it's different eras, and for this era, Brady is the GOAT, and no matter how good others become it won't bring him down ;)

edit- oh and btw Munn>>>>>>>>>>Giselle, we can all agree on that right?
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Eh, the Steve Young argument is about to be shattered because statistically Rodgers is essentially already Young's equal in terms of accomplishments and he just turned 31. Young's career didn't take off until he was around 30-31.
 
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msdstc

Incredibly Naive
JNA said:
Is that even a debate? Munn is like a 9/10 at the very least and Gisele looks like a skeleton. Seriously Giselle really needs more meat on her.

Rodgers did damn good.
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The only argument that can be made is status. Giselle is a powerhouse in the industry so it suits Brady in that regard. Personally I think he could do better. This isn't a "sharp knees" comment, this is simply the fact that I don't think her look is very appealing, and Brady is basically a God.

Fox318 said:
the man I hate on the show I love


Why can't the jets be good
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When did this happen?
 
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Grover Cleveland

Member
It's ridiculously windy today. Probably an aftereffect of the apocalypse last night.

Tangentially related: the campus gym is a yoga pants paradise. RBH, RellyRell, and Chris trejo (RIP) would be in heaven right now.
 
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Colasante

Member
Gronk is pretty much guaranteed to be the Madden cover athlete this year, right? I can't imagine anyone beating him in the voting after this season unless Browns fans do their thing and get Isaiah Crowell the cover or something.
 
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msdstc

Incredibly Naive
Colasante said:
Gronk is pretty much guaranteed to be the Madden cover athlete this year, right? I can't imagine anyone beating him in the voting after this season unless Browns fans do their thing and get Isaiah Crowell the cover or something.
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Oh god please don't do this. He's already fragile as it is. The curse struck this year at the worst possible time for Sherman.
 
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cdyhybrid

Member
Colasante said:
Gronk is pretty much guaranteed to be the Madden cover athlete this year, right? I can't imagine anyone beating him in the voting after this season unless Browns fans do their thing and get Isaiah Crowell the cover or something.
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Edelman had a much better game. He needs to teach Russell how to play with a concussion.

msdstc said:
Oh god please don't do this. He's already fragile as it is. The curse struck this year at the worst possible time for Sherman.
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Ignoring the fact that there's no such thing as curses, Sherman was fine this season. He got hurt, but it didn't affect his play.
 
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JNA

Banned
msdstc said:
The only argument that can be made is status. Giselle is a powerhouse in the industry so it suits Brady in that regard. Personally I think he could do better. This isn't a "sharp knees" comment, this is simply the fact that I don't think her look is very appealing, and Brady is basically a God.
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Don't worry, Munn's takeover of the world will be complete eventually.

She already has the gaming crowd (lol) on her side with her time on Attack of the Show, her time on the Daily Show, and her acting in more movies recently will eventually all come together. It is not a question of if, it's a matter of "when".

Restore the Munn 2015.
 
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msdstc

Incredibly Naive
cdyhybrid said:
Edelman had a much better game. He needs to teach Russell how to play with a concussion.



Ignoring the fact that there's no such thing as curses, Sherman was fine this season. He got hurt, but it didn't affect his play.
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Sheesh no fun allowed around you.
 
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cdyhybrid

Member
msdstc said:
Sheesh no fun allowed around you.
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Madden Curse is the dumbest NFL meme, IMO.

You (usually) get on the Madden cover by having a historically great season. Having two in a row is pretty hard, so natural regression to more reasonable numbers is almost a given. But no, it's because they were on a video game cover!

Also, there can be no fun or joy in this world as long as Darrell Bevell is still calling plays for the Seattle Seahawks.

I'd be much more inclined to believe that Olivia Munn is a succubus and drained the life essence from Rodgers' calf.
 
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msdstc

Incredibly Naive
cdyhybrid said:
Madden Curse is the dumbest NFL meme, IMO.

You (usually) get on the Madden cover by having a historically great season. Having two in a row is pretty hard, so natural regression to more reasonable numbers is almost a given. But no, it's because they were on a video game cover!

Also, there can be no fun or joy in this world as long as Darrell Bevell is still calling plays for the Seattle Seahawks.
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Well all joking/potential trolling aside, I obviously don't believe in an actual curse, so.. yay?
 
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