njean777
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Hey now why you gotta bring the Eagles into this?
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NFL Offseason Thread 2015 |OT| All of our teams suck!
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Hey now why you gotta bring the Eagles into this?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
How can you can yourself an American and your not even a Patriot.
A Patriot and a patriot are not the same thing. They're mutually exclusive, in fact.
You are gross.
Fuck this place.
Someone ban me and end my misery.
It was all a lie! We aren't brothers. You guys are just douchebags!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
#blessedLook at this guy.
Elfforkusu
Member
There is adversity, and then there is something else. The Seahawks had to die. There was no other acceptable result. That is all.
Now the world has fallen into fire, and a hero will rise from the ashes. Rodgers? Luck? Who can say. Who can say!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
This is neat
Grover Cleveland
Member
So bionic is going crazy, Packers-GAF and Eagles-GAF are fighting randomly, FMT is depressed, Kas is still missing.
I hope you're happy cat. This is what you wanted right?
Just for supporting the Pats, I'm stripping the thread from you. DM is the new king of this thread.
I hope you're happy cat. This is what you wanted right?
Just for supporting the Pats, I'm stripping the thread from you. DM is the new king of this thread.
Elfforkusu
Member
My lasting memory of that game is Favre throwing that god-awful INT (surprise!) to hand the Eagles the win.
We have quite the tradition of heartbreaking failure! Way more painful than irrelevance, by the way
We have quite the tradition of heartbreaking failure! Way more painful than irrelevance, by the way
You deserve every second of it for rooting for the Pats.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
There is only one that save you poor, traitorous fiends that let darkness seep into our world. You have denied his prophet. But no longer shall you be able. Forsake your old idols. Weep as you gaze upon his glory next season.
Elfforkusu
Member
Never should've come to that!
I did not forsake the light until the light had forsaken me!
Also I didn't even watch the game! I'm still hoping for the result to be expunged from the record books due to cheating. Fingers crossed!
BlackGhost
Banned
Cdy would be so proud, all these mocks giving Cleveland Danny Shelton :")
He made it buddy.
Started from the bottom and he still bouta be there
He made it buddy.
Started from the bottom and he still bouta be there
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
i am the opposite of depressed my man!
but that will go away once i start thinking about the niners situation again. give me a week to enjoy myself!
The light never forsakes those who belong before it. Those who turn away cannot feel the warmth of gentle pleasure. All that is left is the cold embrace of sharp defeat. It should be no surprise that He saw the dishonesty in your heart!
Not even close. Gata just doesn't know any better. Imagine Kas if the Lions were actually good. He made everyone hate Saints fans by association alone.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
You've all brought this on yourselves.
I'm still happy.
Elfforkusu
Member
My heart was strong when my team died at Eli's hands. Not once but twice! I rallied behind his virgin gooberness, because it was clearly the right thing to do.
But this last blow was far too much. It takes a better man than I to forgive it!
Isn't that kinda like Lunchbox? Man I wish I posted here in 2009...
You have no right!
This is the offseason thread. It won't be long before you are cast back into the depths like the Baelrog!
Gandalf Kave cast this demon back to the Superbowl thread where he can be the puppet master of degenerates and orc kind.
Lunchbox was like Favre, the kind of guy you loved to hate but was sad when he was gone.
King of cheaters, King of d bags or both?
Either way I expect a long reign for you bro!
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Fuck all your teams and your memorable moments
Ravens got 2 rings in 15 years and the most memorable moment I've seen is still the fucking Cundiff wide kick
Ravens got 2 rings in 15 years and the most memorable moment I've seen is still the fucking Cundiff wide kick
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Sorry bro. I have The Ring.
Gully State
Member
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/2/2/7965085/a-super-bowl-letter-from-jim-harbaugh
Dear Coach Carroll,
As I watched the end of last night's Super Bowl, I felt I needed to reach out to you one last time, since we won't be coaching opposite one another next year. We've had our differences, I know. You kept me from getting back to the Super Bowl and beating John Fox, the broken solar calculator with teeth. And I hung 55 on you in the Coliseum to help send you to the Emerald Bowl against Boston College. (Hey, at least you beat them. That's not a guarantee these days at USC.) But I don't want to reopen old wounds. I just want to share a story I hope you'll find inspirational going forward.
Have I ever told you about the Christmas rope?
See, on Christmas morning, Mom would bundle John and me up in coats and hats and galoshes. She'd give us each a small cup of cocoa and send us out to the driveway, where Dad was waiting. He'd put the two of us back to back, and then he'd bind us together around the waist with a thick length of rope he only used for this occasion. Then we'd wait and sip our cocoa while he ducked into the garage to bring out two presents: the thing I wanted most that year, and the thing John wanted most that year.
See, Dad didn't want to spoil us, but he believed in precision. So when I say he brought out what I wanted most, I mean exactly that - if it was a bike, it was just the color and style you wanted and already had a little license plate that said "JIMMY" on the back.
Anyways, he'd take the two presents and put mine a yard away from me and John's a yard away from him. Mom took our cocoa mugs away, and then Dad blew the whistle. And we'd start pulling, because the Christmas rope only had one rule: first one to get to his present got to keep it.
Now, you're probably thinking, why not agree ahead of time to alternate winners or ask for presents you could both enjoy? What you don't understand is that, after a couple of years, it stops being about the presents at all. You just want to see the sorrow in your brother's face as you take that damn yard from him. The Virgin Mary herself could have shown up with Baby Jesus and asked nicely for a yard and I'd still tell her to put on the rope and earn it.
Was this a cruel way for a father to approach the holidays? Maybe. But I sure as shit wouldn't just give away my last yard on some dumbfuck slant route, you tai chi dipshit.
Merry Christmas.
Missing you already,
Coach Jim Harbaugh
P.S. At least you didn't lose to Tavita Pritchard again.
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Pats win counts as much as a North Korean election.
Yeah technically you are the champs and the great leader won 110% of the vote but no one in the free world respects cheaters.
Your currency ain't welcome here compadre!
There is no strength to find today for all hope is lost. What is written will stay written and corrupt another generation of our kin. You will be judged by a much higher power than I!
Be careful with the Lord of the Rings jokes! Some kid got suspended for apparently using the ring to cast a magical spell on a classmate!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
You need to bow down and kiss the ring you old ass biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
He's corrupt with power. We need a savior.
The question is, are you Sauron or Gollum?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
When you have that power, what does it matter
Concrete Charlie.
Much like with the south and your shitstain of a state and black presidents I likewise don't acknowledge cheaters.
I am not about tainted wins or taints of any kind for that matter.
Go talk to FMT if that is your thing you filthy degenerate.
Kurt Angle
Member
Hmmm I don't know who you're talking about