Zvonimir Boban
Banned
Enough of this nonsense, Battlefield time
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NFL Offseason Thread 2015 |OT| All of our teams suck!
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Enough of this nonsense, Battlefield time
Creative?
You root for a bunch of cheating cunts. Somehow this makes you feel good inside when this collection of villains wins. Why is that? I don't fucking know. I don't know if your parents fed you lead for breakfast. I don't know if you lost in the genetic lottery and ended up with a surplus of cunt genes. These are questions that I don't have the answer to. Rando and RBH are the doctors here. Maybe they have the answer to these questions. Or maybe no one knows and it is is a philosophical debate.
But I am not trying to be creative.
Just the facts!
Confrontation
Member
Gratz Pats fans. Proficiat Dutch.
Fuck you, Kas.
Fuck you, Kas.
Cheating cunts is more accurate.
I think it is very presumptuous to ever assume the Pats are not cheating.
More accurate to say that they were not caught (yet).
Bravo to the cunts! You got away with it (maybe) again!
I think we all know who is upset besides Seahawks fans and it isn't Pats fans.
Disney time for me! Of course the beta has to happen when I'm with my family, I probably won't get any opportunities to play with you guys.
njean777
Member
Has it been confirmed that they cheated yet? Other than spy-gate? Or are you just doing the typical american thing and saying they are guilty until proven innocent?
Coldnoodle
Member
Pats fans are the worst.
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
While his opinions on the Dark Knight Rises may be symptomatic of early-onset dementia, Bionic is 100% correct in stating that the Pats are:
A) Cheats, and
B) Cunts
However, this is tearing the community apart so can we not move on and go back to things which bring us closer to one another like laughing at the Jets or wondering where Kas is?
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A) Cheats, and
B) Cunts
However, this is tearing the community apart so can we not move on and go back to things which bring us closer to one another like laughing at the Jets or wondering where Kas is?
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Every reasonable person knows they fucked with the balls.
Just like every reasonable person knows there were no WMDs in Iraq.
The Gatas and Dragons of the world need more evidence. Always more evidence. Somehow they root for cheating cunts but want to believe they are not cheating cunts. Must be a confusing way to live your life...
You're a Pats fan you fuckin degenerate.
Futurevoid
Member
At least it isn't as bad as the main Super Bowl thread. I couldn't make it through the last page of that.
I would be shocked if he didn't actually say that
"Suck my dick you fucks."
Hasn't that been the official motto of Pats fans since the win?
I had assumed you all got it from the master but is this just a spontaneous thing from all of Patsdom?
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Completely off topic but I saw this in another thread. I would love to see ez's reaction if he ever got a resume like this:
njean777
Member
Every reasonable person doesn't state whether they cheated or not because there is no clear evidence of it just yet. It is still all he said- she said. A reasonable person would keep their opinions to themselves until it is all cleared up and we have all the evidence in front of us.
A unhinged person shouts and claims to know the the truth when there is no clear evidence of the crime yet, and is doing what cops do and presumes everybody is guilty until proven innocent. You are being equated to a cop, how do you feel?
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
The way I see it, a rational person can either look at the Patriots organization and come to one of two conclusions:
1. Where there's smoke, there's fire
2. The Patriots are being unfairly targeted
The sheer number of scandals they have been involved in over the years doesn't leave a lot of room for middle ground.
1. Where there's smoke, there's fire
2. The Patriots are being unfairly targeted
The sheer number of scandals they have been involved in over the years doesn't leave a lot of room for middle ground.
DUFFMCWALIN
Member
Hi cajun. How is work?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Didn't a report come out saying that only one ball was 2 psi and the rest were just a few ticks?
BlackGhost
Banned
Everyone needs to calm down and get the themselves some popeyes today.
Heard there was a Lion at the Super Bowl and had a case of the vapors.
bob_arctor
Tough_Smooth
All of the country outside of NE chooses option 1 of course. Pats fans should just accept it. Don't seek approval you'll never, ever get. Don't be the Alex Rodriguez of fandom.
bob_arctor
Tough_Smooth
Goddamn.
Completely off topic but I saw this in another thread. I would love to see ez's reaction if he ever got a resume like this:
I refuse to believe someone would use this as a real resume.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
I would like to agree with you but it's an IT resume and that's the one career field that you could imagine something like that actually happening.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Malcom Butler, the man who picked off Russel Wilson to seal the Patriots 4th Super Bowl win, used to work at Popeyes before the Patriots signed him.
thanks!
not buying it
and I thought it was just on Letterman, but holy shit she's the worst at telling stories
Castlevania is the best
Coldnoodle
Member
Completely off topic but I saw this in another thread. I would love to see ez's reaction if he ever got a resume like this:
He would still give it more consideration than a Penn St. resume (and with good reason).
What if the applicant's name was Josephina rather than Joseph?
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
I haven't clicked on it in days, leaving the fort is hazardous to my mental well-being.
BlackGhost
Banned
Lol I thought she made that segment pretty awkward, they should ban Her.
Sir Gregory we share the same Bday week, Ohio must be weeping in joy this week.
Happy Birthday Greg, you have great taste in TV shows, games, coffee*, and women you decide to absolutely despise!
Grover Cleveland
Member
I'm seriously concerned about Kastrioti's whereabouts. Unless he's in rehab, in which case, good for him
He can't afford rehab.
Completely off topic but I saw this in another thread. I would love to see ez's reaction if he ever got a resume like this:
I'll give him this.
Its stands out from every other resume.
BaltimoreLarry
Member
******************2015 NFL OFFSEASON ARREST POOL******************
Rules are simple-
-Create a list of players from 10-1 of who you think are most likely to be arrested this offseason, with 10 being the most heavily weighted.
- If any of those players get arrested, you get the associated number of points. Ie, if you have Julian Edelman at 7, and he gets arrested for indecent exposure, you get 7 points.
- Most points at kick off of Week 1's first game is the winner.
Of Note.....
- Anyone eligible for the NFL draft is eligible for the arrest pool.
- If a player is arrested again for a different instance of any crime, they count again.
Deadline- There is none, but get your list in now so you have more days for mayhem.
Here is an example submission from Chuckddd
I'll keep track of things, just post your list and I'll compile everything.
Rules are simple-
-Create a list of players from 10-1 of who you think are most likely to be arrested this offseason, with 10 being the most heavily weighted.
- If any of those players get arrested, you get the associated number of points. Ie, if you have Julian Edelman at 7, and he gets arrested for indecent exposure, you get 7 points.
- Most points at kick off of Week 1's first game is the winner.
Of Note.....
- Anyone eligible for the NFL draft is eligible for the arrest pool.
- If a player is arrested again for a different instance of any crime, they count again.
Deadline- There is none, but get your list in now so you have more days for mayhem.
Here is an example submission from Chuckddd
I'll keep track of things, just post your list and I'll compile everything.