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[rando14]

He can't afford rehab.

Maybe he's moved on from Workers comp to SSDI checks. A good, wholesome, stable source of income!!

 

[Goro Majima]

I'm seriously concerned about Kastrioti's whereabouts. Unless he's in rehab, in which case, good for him

It's too cold outside to post on GAF.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

******************2015 NFL OFFSEASON ARREST POOL******************

Rules are simple-

-Create a list of players from 10-1 of who you think are most likely to be arrested this offseason, with 10 being the most heavily weighted.

- If any of those players get arrested, you get the associated number of points. Ie, if you have Julian Edelman at 7, and he gets arrested for indecent exposure, you get 7 points.

- Most points at kick off of Week 1's first game is the winner.

Of Note.....

- Anyone eligible for the NFL draft is eligible for the arrest pool.

- If a player is arrested again for a different instance of any crime, they count again.

Deadline- There is none, but get your list in now so you have more days for mayhem.

Here is an example submission from Chuckddd




I'll keep track of things, just post your list and I'll compile everything.

Cool idea, gonna work on a list.

 

[eznark]

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/nfl/arrests/

For your research

 

[bionic77]

All of the country outside of NE chooses option 1 of course. Pats fans should just accept it. Don't seek approval you'll never, ever get. Don't be the Alex Rodriguez of fandom.

This is a reasonable fucking post.

There is one other options for Pats fans though other than to just own it. You can also try and dissociate yourself from a bunch of cheating cunts. But thats a judgment call. A lot of them probably don't have much in their lives and will take whatever wins and illegitimate trophies they can get!

 

[Godslay]

Castlevania is the best

I agree.

My favorite series, with SotN and III being my favorites.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=984674

Just a matter of time before Bionic's wife does the same

 

[Bread]

10. James Harrison
9. Steve Smith
8. Wes Welker
7. Michael Bennett
6. Lagarrette Blount
5. Johnathan Pigskin
4. Matt Prater
3. Doug Baldwin
2. Antonio Cromartie
1. Ryan Mallett

Let's go Deebo!

 

[Goro Majima]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=984674

Just a matter of time before Bionic's wife does the same

Does bionic post at home as much? I occasionally see him post after 9pm but I think most of his posting is done at work which is probably a refuge for him where he can pretend like he has self esteem.

 

[Fantomex]

Greg I maded you dis

 

[MechDX]

10. James Harrison
9. Steve Smith
8. Wes Welker
7. Michael Bennett
6. Lagarrette Blount
5. Johnathan Pigskin
4. Matt Prater
3. Doug Baldwin
2. Antonio Cromartie
1. Ryan Mallett

Let's go Deebo!

Motherfucker. You are now officially dead to me.

 

[Bread]

Motherfucker. You are now officially dead to me.

I put him last to give you the benefit of the doubt though!

 

[Himynameischris]

I need lots of coffee, lots and lots

 

[Nori Chan]

Really late, but congrats to all the patriots gaf on the super bowl. That does mean you too gator.

now if only spoiled princess would let me on his dad's yacht

 

[Dutch Gronk]

10. James Harrison
9. Steve Smith
8. Wes Welker
7. Michael Bennett
6. Lagarrette Blount
5. Johnathan Pigskin
4. Matt Prater
3. Doug Baldwin
2. Antonio Cromartie
1. Ryan Mallett

Let's go Deebo!

For what would Wes be arrested ?

 

[Man God]

Jimmy G should be number one on that list for stealing hearts.

 

[jbug617]

For what would Wes be arrested ?

Distraught over the Pats win? Concussions messed up his brains?

 

[LyleLanley]

For what would Wes be arrested ?

Probably for stealing money again.

 

[Bread]

For what would Wes be arrested ?

Selling molly to teenagers

 

[MechDX]

John McClain @McClain_on_NFL
· 44m 44 minutes ago
Texans hired Pat O'Hara as an offensive assistant coach and elevated Anthony Pleasant to a defensive coach.

Who is Pat O'Hara? Former arena league QB and part time actor:

He was Red's QB in the Waterboy! Must have hired him to work with Tom "Nick Cage" Savage.

 

[rando14]

Greg I also designed a Bday cake for you!!

 

[Himynameischris]

Greg Happy Birthday! I'm drinking cofy in your honor!

 

[BlackGhost]

Rusty the Raccoon Died reading Blarrys post.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Rusty the Raccoon Died reading Blarrys post.

RIP

 

[bionic77]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=984674

Just a matter of time before Bionic's wife does the same

If my wife posted on here it was because she just decided to divorce me and burn everything to ground.

She would then proceed to ruin my good name and post about how much I love the Pats, Jordan, Al Queda, etc (in decreasing order of evil).

Hopefully I never cheat or get caught cheating to cause such a horrible turn of events!

And I am pretty sure that dudes wife didn't actually post that. I could be wrong too, but I am always pretty skeptical of the internet.

 

[jbug617]

Why is it going to snow again this week?

 

[zychi]

So the arrest pool is basically

Ravens players
Raider players
Browns players
and Dez Bryant

Not much of a pool

 

[Goro Majima]

RIP bionic's wallet if he gets a divorce.

I'm guessing his wife is a housewife which is instant alimony to pay for her future lifestyle of getting pounded by other dudes post divorce.

Buying those purses and designer furniture doesn't seem so expensive in that context!

 

[rando14]

Holly shit, that Randy quiad video... !!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

So I'm flipping through the radio and come across Rush Limbaugh and he says racism is the reason they didn't run it. Because Wilson is a "clean cut and more wholesome black guy".

 

[cdyhybrid]

#FireTheBevell2015

 

[manfestival]

these arrest pools are seriously lacking bucs players

 

[MechDX]

#BelieveInBOB2015

 

[Fox318]

#FireIdzikAgain2015

 

[eznark]

#FireGuyAndReplaceWithAnyone

 

[Kave_Man]

So I'm flipping through the radio and come across Rush Limbaugh and he says racism is the reason they didn't run it. Because Wilson is a "clean cut and more wholesome black guy".

I think that has been my favourite conspiracy theory from this so far.

 

[cdyhybrid]

#FireGuyAndReplaceWithAnyone

#ProtectTheBadger

 

[Draxal]

Beliema as Seattle's new OC. Believe.

 

[zychi]

I think that has been my favourite conspiracy theory from this so far.

I think Marshawn is the offensive MVP even if Russ throws that TD. He got them down there on his catch, and was the reason Brady wasn't on the field as much the second half.

 

[Kave_Man]

#nothingwillchange

 

[MechDX]

Atlanta Falcons ‏@Atlanta_Falcons · 17m17 minutes ago
Arthur Blank says Dan Quinn will have final say in the Falcons 53-man roster. #Quinning

Falcons. SMH

 

[BlackGhost]

#ManzielStrong

 

[effzee]

Was this from the halftime show? How did I miss it?

 

[cdyhybrid]

Beliema as Seattle's new OC. Believe.

Does he tend to run the ball when you have the best RB in the football and you have second and goal on the 1 to win the Super Bowl?

If so, sign me up.

 

[zychi]

Was this from the halftime show? How did I miss it?

I don't think it is. I feel like I saw this a few months ago.

 

[Tom Penny]

So I'm flipping through the radio and come across Rush Limbaugh and he says racism is the reason they didn't run it. Because Wilson is a "clean cut and more wholesome black guy".

Sound about right. They were basically telling Lynch they don't need him.

 

[Greg]

Lol I thought she made that segment pretty awkward, they should ban Her.

Sir Gregory we share the same Bday week, Ohio must be weeping in joy this week.

Happy Birthday Greg, you have great taste in TV shows, games, coffee*, and women you decide to absolutely despise!

Happy birthday Greg!! Also future happy birthday to Black Ghost

Greg I maded you dis

Greg I also designed a Bday cake for you!!

:')

 

[Arc]

these arrest pools are seriously lacking bucs players

And Bengels players. They are OG arrest team.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Drinking coffee in honor of Greg's day of birth.

 

[LevelNth]

Does he tend to run the ball when you have the best RB in the football and you have second and goal on the 1 to win the Super Bowl?

If so, sign me up.

You do realize that just like when the Niners effed up the playcalling at the end of Super Bowl XLVII, it ultimately fell on Harbaugh for making such dumb calls, no matter how much everyone hated Greg Roman.

Where's the hate on Pete? He heard the call and said 'yup, let's do it'.