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[Vanillalite]

I take back my complaints from yesterday. After listening to the presser on YT it appears the way the Falcons will be structured is fine.

Dimitroff is handling free agents. Pioli is handling the draft. Quinn is handling the final roster.

I have no issue.

 

[eznark]

Just like your terrible posting.

You're saying I'm the Bill Belichick of neogaf?

 

[Goro Majima]

Disrespectful.

First and only ignore in however many years!

And it was only because it was physically obnoxious.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You're saying I'm the Bill Belichick of neogaf?

Your the Belichick without the talent.

 

[eznark]

Your the Belichick without the talent.

Also I don't have sex with my daughter.

 

[ampere]

I don't even know if Jimmy can be taught this...

http://instagram.com/p/yqXadvnzsb/?modal=true&utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=video

Wow that was sick.

Brady can pump people up. And he's damn right

 

[BigAT]

When you have some one on ignore can't you see when other people quote the person? Or no

You can, but even if only half of his posts go unquoted it's still worth it.

 

[eznark]

All those Packer fans screaming for Shawn Slocum's head are going to feel like real assholes soon when we get Zook'd.

God fucking damn it.

 

[Tom Penny]

I'm just waiting for them to confirm only the Colts ball they returned was magically way under for some unknown mysterious reason...

 

[brentech]

Whether it helps you or not, completing the act of cheating along with the intention to cheat is still cheating.

I don't care if you're talking about football or a kid on a test with the answers on his shoes.

I'll mostly hold judgement, but the evidence itself is pretty damning.
A test conducted by the possible cheater and known cheater holds as much water as a glass with a hole in the bottom.

 

[ampere]

https://twitter.com/CockyTomBrady/status/562813479913263106

MAN

MAN

So perfect.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'm just waiting for them to confirm only the Colts ball they returned was magically way under for some unknown mysterious reason...

hmmm

 

[Konka]

First and only ignore in however many years!

And it was only because it was physically obnoxious.

You probably deserved it.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

What do people think about the falcons pumping in crowd noise.

 

[ampere]

What do people think about the falcons pumping in crowd noise.

Weird really. Wonder if it's true, dunno what advantage you'd even really get out of that if it was noisier for your offense too

 

[LevelNth]

What do people think about the falcons pumping in crowd noise.

Same as the Seahawks. If you can get away with it, why wouldn't you do it.

 

[WanderingWind]

Weird really. Wonder if it's true, dunno what advantage you'd even really get out of that if it was noisier for your offense too

Sigh.

 

[ActStriker]

Weird really. Wonder if it's true, dunno what advantage you'd even really get out of that if it was noisier for your offense too

um

 

[LyleLanley]

What do people think about the falcons pumping in crowd noise.

The whole thing is stupid, what's the difference between pumping in noise and physically designing your stadium to make it louder like Seattles stadium?

 

[eznark]

What do people think about the falcons pumping in crowd noise.

Vikings have been doing it for three decades and the NFL never did anything. I say ban both franchises for life.

 

[Tom Penny]

What do people think about the falcons pumping in crowd noise.

I think they are copying the Colts..

 

[Bowser]

Weird really. Wonder if it's true, dunno what advantage you'd even really get out of that if it was noisier for your offense too

...

the speakers wouldn't be on when their offense is on the field.

smh

 

[brentech]

Really weird that they may have started it after 2012, when the NFL started allowing the big screens/pa announcers to tell the fans when to get loud and all that.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

In just saying where's the outrage over that

Also,

 

[Dutch Gronk]

In just saying where's the outrage over that

Also,

He can do better.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Weird really. Wonder if it's true, dunno what advantage you'd even really get out of that if it was noisier for your offense too

lol

 

[LyleLanley]

I'm shocked that we're not getting more hot takes accusing the Pats of cheating since Butler seemed to know what play was being called on The Pick.

 

[eznark]

Small man into fat chicks. What a cliche

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Small man into fat chicks. What a cliche

Hey, the best white wide receiver in the league can bang any sloot he wants.

 

[Respect]

He can do better.

Probably didn't even invite gronk...

 

[eznark]

Hey, the best white wide receiver in the league can bang any sloot he wants.

Agreed. And you won't see Jordy with any wildebeasts because he has so many options.

Midget slot possession guys though have to take what they can get.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I'm shocked that we're not getting more hot takes accusing the Pats of cheating since Butler seemed to know what play was being called on The Pick.

This is the best, when Pats fans try to paint their dirty ass franchise with a history of cheating and scandals as a victim.

I have to say, this whole experience has been fascinating from a psychological standpoint. A true window into the twisted thought processes necessary for Pats fans to justify pulling for a "dynasty" of perpetual cheaters.

 

[ampere]

Yeah OK I sounded like an idiot there. I was glancing over the below article and saw the 'silent count at home' bit and didn't realize it was because of the away team's fans. Thought it had to do with the artificial noise

Ironically, during last season the Falcons had to use silent counts because of crowd noise from the visiting teams’ fans who overtook the Georgia Dome.

Thousands of Falcons fans fled the Dome once the Bears took a two-touchdown lead on Oct. 12, 2014. The large contingent of Bears fans stayed and were so noisy it was difficult for the Falcons’ offensive players to communicate before the snap.

“Believe it or not for a home game, we had to go to a silent count because there was enough noise in the dome,” former Falcons offensive coordinator Dirk Koetter said. “Noise always echoes both for us and against us. That’s only the second time since I’ve been here that we had to go to a silent count at home.”

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Probably didn't even invite gronk...

I would have.



Also, Darius Butler his twitter is golden.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Agreed. And you won't see Jordy with any wildebeasts because he has so many options.

Midget slot possession guys though have to take what they can get.

That midget caught the game winner. To need to show some respect.

 

[ActStriker]

so um, D'Qwell Jackson just got arrested for punching a pizza guy.

Anyone have him in the pool?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/02/04/report-dqwell-jackson-arrested-for-assault/

 

[Futurevoid]

So who had D'Qwell Jackson in the arrest pool?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/02/04/report-dqwell-jackson-arrested-for-assault/

The player who reportedly sparked the #DeflateGate investigation by intercepting a Tom Brady pass 16 days ago has landed in an off-field controversy. Via ABC7 in Washington, Colts linebacker D’Qwell Jackson has been arrested for punching a pizza delivery person twice in the head during an argument over a parking spot.

Apart from facing legal scrutiny, Jackson will be subject to punishment under the new personal conduct policy, which contemplates paid leave for certain types of violent crime. Jackson could be barred from Colts practice and games until any ensuing prosecution is resolved.

EDIT: Heh beaten.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

so um, D'Qwell Jackson just got arrested for punching a pizza guy.

Anyone have him in the pool?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/02/04/report-dqwell-jackson-arrested-for-assault/

Ball don't lie

 

[ampere]

Over a parking spot? Come on

 

[Tom Penny]

That midget caught the game winner. To need to show some respect.

As was written by the Madden simulation. Dat realism.

 

[Fox318]

Somebody should have just put D. Jackson.

That should cover a few players.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

This is the best, when Pats fans try to paint their dirty ass franchise with a history of cheating and scandals as a victim.

I have to say, this whole experience has been fascinating from a psychological standpoint. A true window into the twisted thought processes necessary for Pats fans to justify pulling for a "dynasty" of perpetual cheaters.

We all know the Dolphins are the real victims here.

 

[Tom Penny]

Over a parking spot? Come on

Joe Pesci knows it wasn't over a parking spot..

 

[Konka]

We all know the Dolphins are the real victims here.

Never been a scandal in Mia.....

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Over a parking spot? Come on

The pizza guy probably deflated his tires to an illegally low level.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Never been a scandal in Mia.....

What the fuck does that have to do with cheating?

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

******************2015 NFL OFFSEASON ARREST POOL******************

Lists are flying in! Here are the current contenders in the Arrest Pool 2015:

Rando
10. Jimmy Haslam
9. John Manziel
8. Josh Gordon
7. LeGarrette Blount
6. Isaiah Crowell
5. Trent Richardson
4. Donte Whitner
3. Barkevious Mingo
2. Brandon Merriweather
1. Peyton Manning

Chuckddd
10 - Suggs
9 - Ngata
8 - Canty
7 - D Smith
6 - J Smith
5 - Webb
4 - Elam
3 - Dumbervil
2 - S Smith Sr
1 - Josh Brown

Bread
10. James Harrison
9. Steve Smith
8. Wes Welker
7. Michael Bennett
6. Lagarrette Blount
5. Johnathan Pigskin
4. Matt Prater
3. Doug Baldwin
2. Antonio Cromartie
1. Ryan Mallett

MetalFearSolid
10. Manziel ( probably assaulting another fan)
9. Gronk (DUI) Gronks partying
8. Geno Smith(DUI) too much partying with ROC Nation members at Jay Z's clubs
7. Jameis Winston (stealing shrimp this time around)
6. Aldon Smith(possession of weapon again)
5. Mike Evans ( assault on fan)
4. Dez Bryant(DUI)
3. Von Miller (drug possession) please no Von!
2. Trent Richardson ( not sure)
1. Josh Gordon if he doesn't get the year ban

Grover Cleveland
10- Johnny Manziel
9- Aldon Smith
8- Terrell Suggs
7- Eric Wright
6- Elvis Dumervil
5- Josh Gordon
4- Justin Blackmon
3- James Harrison
2- Jameis Winston
1- Ryan Mallett

JABEE
10. Johnny Manziel
9. Jameis Winston
8. Justin Blackmon
7. Aldon Smith
6. Josh Gordon
5. Greg Hardy
4. Adrian Peterson
3. Dez Bryant
2. Wes Welker
1. Terrell Suggs

Squicken
10. Riley Cooper
9. Dez
8. Gordon
7. Blackmon
6. Praeter
5. D Murray
4. Mallett
3. Honey Badger
2. Janoris Jenkins
1. Jameis Winston

And my official submission

BaltimoreLarry
10. Jim Irsay
9. Rob Gronkowski
8. Johnny Manziel
7. Dorial Green-Beckham
6. Daryl Washington
5. Jameis Winston
4. Vontaze Burfict
3. Aldon Smith
2. Will Hill
1. Nigel Bradham

If I missed your list, let me know. There's still plenty of time to get your entries in. Join the fun!

Rules are simple-

-Create a list of players from 10-1 of who you think are most likely to be arrested this offseason, with 10 being the most heavily weighted.

- If any of those players get arrested, you get the associated number of points. Ie, if you have Julian Edelman at 7, and he gets arrested for indecent exposure, you get 7 points.

- Most points at kick off of Week 1's first game is the winner.

Of Note.....

- Anyone eligible for the NFL draft is eligible for the arrest pool.

- If a player is arrested again for a different instance of any crime, they count again.

Deadline- There is none, but get your list in now so you have more days for mayhem.

 

[eznark]

These lists are so fucking racist

 

[ampere]

What's with Mallet on multiple lists, some sort of in joke?

 

[BigAT]

Doug Baldwin fined for FMT-Gate:

Mike Garafolo ‏@MikeGarafolo
Seahawks WR Doug Baldwin fined $11,025 for obscene gesture after his touchdown in the Super Bowl, per source. That's the minimum.