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NFL Offseason Thread 2015 |OT| All of our teams suck!
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Grover Cleveland
Member
When "talking" consists of shitty trolls, salt from both sides, and the same terrible ass posts being parroted over and over?
You're damn right I'm mad.
But y'all have your fun. I'll just take a break for a few weeks so y'all can get this silliness out of your system.
I'll see you at the Combine
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Grovah nooooo!!!
Come back to me friend
I'll promise I'll limit my partying GRONK pics to 1 a day from now on.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Just saw this on PTI but holy shit at Nick Hardwick
This guy was a starting NFL center at the beginning of the season
This guy was a starting NFL center at the beginning of the season
Alligatorjandro
Banned
So what do we talk about now then
Yeah what the fuck!?Just saw this on PTI but holy shit at Nick Hardwick
This guy was a starting NFL center at the beginning of the season
They showed some pics of him during the season and he was HUGE. It's been a little over a month since he last played and it looks like he lost 100 pounds of muscle.
Edit: forgot he was out for the season, I guess it was 5 months and 85 pounds. Fucking hell!
Himynameischris
Member
Chris, the thread need this right now
I was being nice for those at work
ConradCervantes
Banned
Some idiot just got hauled out of the library in cuffs. When I went to the bathroom right afterwards, it stank like weed. That shit can't wait???
Not to rain on that parade but the multiple gronk experiment had been tried and failed. doesnt matter, gronks not very good anyways.
Just saw this on PTI but holy shit at Nick Hardwick
This guy was a starting NFL center at the beginning of the season
Crazy but not unprecedented. Look at Ed Cunningham, dude was an All-American center at UW and played 5 seasons in the NFL.
Ninja Scooter
Member
makes me wonder if losing the weight that fast is even healthy, or if carrying the weight in the first place was so unhealthy that all he had to do was stop eating/juicing and the weight just flew off.
I would imagine it's the latter.
I can't imagine what a typical lineman's diet and workout regimen looks like.
TO once did some interview where he showed his diet and training. Michael Phelps did the same. it was like a breakfast buffet all you themselves.
Himynameischris
Member
Ask Kas
ConradCervantes
Banned
Step 1: Be Albanian
Step 2: Engage in morally-bankrupt behavior
Step 3: Latch onto even the faintest of false hope
Step 4: ?????????
Step 5: Profit!
Breakfast..12,000 calorie a day intake for Phelps
three fried egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions, and mayo
one five-egg omelets
a bowl of grits
three slices of French toast with powdered sugar
three chocolate chip pancakes
two cups of coffee
I asked for a lineman's diet, not Jamarcus Russel's!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
We've moved on
Ninja Scooter
Member
another mediocre wide receiver
Alligatorjandro
Banned
There was Superbowl mentions in that article and we've moved on from Superbowl related things.
Sign me up!
I still remember him having that long kick return against the Dawgs
Coaching changes are offseason moves, little Gata.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Bevell stayed so it really didn't matter
Himynameischris
Member
:jnc
Is he gonna throw a tantrum because Goodell won't talk to him too?
Mike Glennon fanfiction, obv.
DrForester
Kills Photobucket
Will Malcolm Butler be able to recreate the magic from that superbowl that happened a few days ago? Remember how much of a difference he made over Arrington and Logan Ryan? What's next for Logan Ryan? He wasn't the one who intercepted the ball at the 1 yard line to seal the patriots 4th championship with brady. He was a big disappointment this year, and he struggled throughout the pats entire playoff run. What will happen with Dennard going forward? Will we resign vereen after that 11 catch performance a few days ago?
Preseason breh
Purple Cheeto
Member
There was some article linked in that Marvel Super Hero physique thread from GQ that had a bunch of trainers talking about the programs and diets that guys like Chris Pratt and Hemsworth are on to get their physiques.
And plenty of admittance that steroids in various forms are rampant in Hollywood.
It was interesting also how much they talked about "lean physiques" being in vogue now, as opposed to the 80s when it was all super jacked muscles. I wonder if sports culture has changed that in any way?
i just remembered im salty about the play + its a non patriots relation post so its like allowed and stuff.
All that matters is signing Revis and Mccourty which guarantees at least one more title. Then I can settle for getting to the SB only once every 3 years with Jimmy..
Ehh I think it could help having a serviceable nickleback. I was suprised in the end how Chung held up this season and in the game a few days ago. But Tharold Simon gave up 2 huge TDs in that same game . One of those came in the Final few minutes. The bigger concern is a legitimate pass rush. Chandler Jones is ok I guess, we'll have to see what he does next year with a healthy hip, although he's been hurt quite a bit in his young career, he also seems to get pushed around easily. They need some beef and push on the interior as well.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
msdstc, no need for a PM, you are taking this way too seriously. You posted in the SB thread last year, congratulations. This crow is so yummy. Happy?
Himynameischris
Member
Let's talk about our crappy team instead, what do you think we'll do with Clay? I heard we might offer him a contract similar to Pitta got last year.
Sherman played with a torn UCL, Kam with a torn MCL + bone bruise, and earl with a torn labrum
bob_arctor
Tough_Smooth
Bah. Another loss, only 6 points though. Had to pull my son, who was really scrubbing it up out there. Smh. This coaching shit's gonna put me in an early grave.