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NFL Offseason Thread 2015 |OT| All of our teams suck!

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MechDX

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2015 NFL Teams strength of schedule:

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AFC South feasting on itself again
 
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Bread

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Konka said:
Bread. Calling french toast better than waffles isn't hating on it. There isn't much better than a good french toast in the world.
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I know that. In one post we have grova shitting on waffles, then another we have Chris putting all those >>>>s between buttered toast and pancakes. These fuck don't know what's good for them.
 
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MechDX

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NFL Fines Houston Texans For "Conduct Too Beneficial To The League"; McNair Apologizes For Not Doing Enough

Call it BehaveGate? The league office announced this morning that it has fined the Houston Texans $125 million for "conduct deemed too beneficial to the league." The team's long-running streak of zero player incidents and by-the-book front office practices has long flown in the face of the NFL's policy of drumming up attention-grabbing controversy -- a policy, the league says, that is essential for the longevity of the NFL by keeping it in the national spotlight.
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Reached for comment, McNair seemed to accept the NFL's decision.

"It's a wake-up call, to be honest," he lamented. "You think you're doing right by the league, drafting well-adjusted individuals that kids can look up to, upholding fair play in the spirit of competition, but it's apparently not what the league wants."

McNair went on to say that correcting the Texans' issues with the league starts with him. "You see the great things that Jim [Irsay, owner of the Colts,] is doing up there in Indy, and I wonder what I could be doing differently."McNair said he has always admired Irsay's drunken Twitter rambling from afar but never thought about how much it could benefit the team. "I mean for Christ's sake, the guy is a drunken buffoon," continued McNair. "And they got to go from [Peyton] Manning to [Andrew] Luck in the span of one year, so they must be doing something right."
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Clearly there seems to be a paradigm shift on the way to Houston. "We'll figure it out. It'll trickle down to Bill [O'Brien] and the players... particularly with J.J. [Watt]." The two time Defensive Player of the Year has quickly become the face of the franchise with his superhuman play on the field and his Nobel Peace Prize-deserving work off of it. "We need him to 'roid up and slap his sick grandma while attending a Klan rally as soon as possible."
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Goodell's NFL. Thanks Obama.
 
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Greg

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wienke said:
Red zone offense needs work but that's stating the obvious at this point and news to no one.

I read all those stats and it made this season feel like even more of a disaster. Best team in some areas since 2011 and 2007 even. Wasted opportunity.

It's going to be even worse next season when Peppers regresses in a big way because he's ancient.
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yeah, they blew a good chance, especially in terms of overall team health for once (Rodgers aside, even though that's a big aside)

loved the matchup against the Patriots, and they left a lot of points on the field in their first game

they're still in a great spot next season though if the line play carries over
 
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The_Darkest_Red

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This place called Pancake Pantry kind of changed my life when I ordered the "Sugar and Spice Pancakes":
Five light and tender pancakes made from a special cinnamon and spice batter. Sprinkled with powdered sugar and cinnamon. Served with applesauce, butter, and cinnamon cream syrup.
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Yes, that is butter.

Cinnamon cream syrup, guys. CINAMMON CREAM.
 
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MechDX

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Bread said:
This is the lamest article I've ever seen. It's like Mech fucked a newspaper clipping about Watt and this shit was born.
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Only on Breadstream.

Hey I cant help it if we don't sign tattooed up thugs, murderers and people who abandon their pregnant wives.
 
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squicken

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MechDX said:
2015 NFL Teams strength of schedule:

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AFC South feasting on itself again
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Texans will be an interesting team as far as bettors go. They were the most consistent team as far as FO DOVA goes; they beat who they should beat and lost to who they should have lost. But their Pythagorean Wins were 9.8, while FO DOVA says they should just have won 6.7. So a regression candidate or a team on the rise?
 
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bionic77

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Tom Penny said:
Those 3 breakfast options don't really matter though since a combo of good home fries, eggs, bacon or sausage etc..and toast is simply superior.



You won't be able to prove a thing !! All the events and names will merely be coincidence.
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If you are going to use my name, along with Tammys and Jordans to write some ill thought out porno book then you have to expect to be sued.

I will sue you which will result in your being poorer than Gata.

Tammy will cry and try to get you to pull the book. You might even get a pair of free purple Uggs in an attempt to buy your off.

And Jordan will send his goons to break all of your bones. This will also likely involve some head trauma which might leave you as the dumbest Pats here (which would be quite the feat considering the competition).
 
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Himynameischris

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The_Darkest_Red said:
:jnc

That meal must have had like 4000 calories.
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'Murica



I think some of you misunderstood my hate on pancakes, it's not like I wouldn't eat them. In fact I had a really good pancake sandwich from a local shop a few weeks ago. It was a giant pancake folded in half stuffed with egg/sausage covered in syrup and sprinkled with apple fries and powdered sugar/cinnamon.
 
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MechDX

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squicken said:
Texans will be an interesting team as far as bettors go. They were the most consistent team as far as FO DOVA goes; they beat who they should beat and lost to who they should have lost. But their Pythagorean Wins were 9.8, while FO DOVA says they should just have won 6.7. So a regression candidate or a team on the rise?
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I've seen quite a few "way too early" predictions saying they actually go backwards this year before O'Brien completely turns things around. I somewhat agree with that since I believe there will be a lot of roster churn the next couple months. BOB played through last season with the cards he was dealt. As a result of that ran a lot more ZBS than what I feel he actually wants to run.

Basically did a years worth of evaluating while remaining competitive and now he can start making the moves for the players he wants.
 
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Confrontation

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Instead of spending that 50mil on players, Browns should just give that money to the fans who have to suffer even when there's not even any football being played.
 
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Tom Penny

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bionic77 said:
If you are going to use my name, along with Tammys and Jordans to write some ill thought out porno book then you have to expect to be sued.

I will sue you which will result in your being poorer than Gata.

Tammy will cry and try to get you to pull the book. You might even get a pair of free purple Uggs in an attempt to buy your off.

And Jordan will send his goons to break all of your bones. This will also likely involve some head trauma which might leave you as the dumbest Pats here (which would be quite the feat considering the competition).
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I'm not too concerned. I'll worry about that after I finish writing The Legend of Larry and his Magic Johnson book.
 
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squicken

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J-Gar interviewing today to be Rams QB coach

MechDX said:
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Basically did a years worth of evaluating while remaining competitive and now he can start making the moves for the players he wants.
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The beginning of the league year will be fascinating. So many teams need QBs but there just aren't any. I'm curious which teams settle for which middling guy. Maybe the Pats sell high and trade Brady for Watt
 
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brentech

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Jason Wilde ‏@jasonjwilde 3m3 minutes ago
#Packers changes:
Clements: Assoc. head coach
Bennett: Off. Coord.
Van Pelt: WR/QBs coach
Zook: ST Coord.
Solari: Asst. OL
Simmons: Asst. ST
 
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MechDX

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squicken said:
J-Gar interviewing today to be Rams QB coach



The beginning of the league year will be fascinating. So many teams need QBs but there just aren't any. I'm curious which teams settle for which middling guy. Maybe the Pats sell high and trade Brady for Watt
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HA! No chance. I am starting to think though that a team like the Jets or Browns may throw dumb money at Mallett.
 
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Tom Penny

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Florio is obsessed with Deflategate confirmed

Mad at Letterman for not asking Belichick the hard questions on Late Night..

His efforts, however, weren’t focused at all on advancing the ball, moving the needle, or getting to the truth, with sarcasm or wit driving the bus. Letterman operated under the premise that the entire situation is a joke, that nothing improper happened, and that if it did it doesn’t matter because even though the difference between a properly inflated ball and a deflated ball is “palpable,” using deflated footballs “wouldn’t make any difference in a game.”

The NFL sees it differently. Whether it made a difference or not, proof that anyone from the Patriots tampered with the footballs could result in significant punishment. Letterman’s failure to understand that, or his conscious decision to disregard it, squandered a prime opportunity to get something fresh, tangible, and/or informative out of Belichick.
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Dega

Eeny Meenie Penis
MechDX said:
HA! No chance. I am starting to think though that a team like the Jets or Browns may throw dumb money at Mallett.
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I'm still hoping Peyton dislikes what kubes wants to do enough to want to be traded. Lol

Even for just a year with the Texans.
 
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MechDX

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Dega said:
I'm still hoping Peyton dislikes what kubes wants to do enough to want to be traded. Lol

Even for just a year with the Texans.
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Want zero part of Peyton at this point. I stated before, I was hoping the Giants would go into rebuild mode and deal off Eli
 
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