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I have a problem guys.

I'm waiting for IKEA to deliver my new desk and bed and stuff, but I just had a nice cup of coffee and now need to poop.

Do I take the risk and just go now, knowing they can show up at my door whilst I'm Larry'ing or do I wait, taking the risk that I have to wait for another hour before I can do my doodies?

Take a shit on your lawn, that way you can sign/pick up your package while shitting.

 

[Syrinx]

I have a problem guys.

I'm waiting for IKEA to deliver my new desk and bed and stuff, but I just had a nice cup of coffee and now need to poop.

Do I take the risk and just go now, knowing they can show up at my door whilst I'm Larry'ing or do I wait, taking the risk that I have to wait for another hour before I can do my doodies?

If they're gonna be there for any length of time, take the shit now.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Take a shit on your lawn, that way you can sign/pick up your package while shitting.

I only have a lawn at the back of the apartment. Not gonna solve my problem!

If they're gonna be there for any length of time, take the shit now.

They're gonna have to place my new bed in my room, and looking at it now, I have no clue how the fuck they are gonna do it with the angle they have to take to enter the place being pretty impossible. I'm just happy I don't have to do anything besides make them some coffee.

 

[Himynameischris]

I only have a lawn at the back of the apartment. Not gonna solve my problem!



They're gonna have to place my new bed in my room, and looking at it now, I have no clue how the fuck they are gonna do it with the angle they have to take to enter the place being pretty impossible. I'm just happy I don't have to do anything besides make them some coffee.

You can't just build your own Ikea bed?

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

I only have a lawn at the back of the apartment. Not gonna solve my problem!



They're gonna have to place my new bed in my room, and looking at it now, I have no clue how the fuck they are gonna do it with the angle they have to take to enter the place being pretty impossible. I'm just happy I don't have to do anything besides make them some coffee.

Wait... you mean it's not just going to be a small box containing parts?

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

You can't just build your own Ikea bed?

The lad can't even work out how to put a shirt on, I think flat pack furniture is asking a bit much of him.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Who here has a futon?

 

[Himynameischris]

Who here has a futon?

I'm too old to sleep on a futon, I'd never get up

The lad can't even work out how to put a shirt on, I think flat pack furniture is asking a bit much of him.

:jnc

 

[Dutch Gronk]

You can't just build your own Ikea bed?

It's a box spring bed, nothing to build. They just delivering that shit.

Wait... you mean it's not just going to be a small box containing parts?

It's a large ass fucking bed, desk and closet.

The lad can't even work out how to put a shirt on, I think flat pack furniture is asking a bit much of him.

#SHIRTLESS4LIFE

 

[sf2fanatic]

I take it Dutch needs some sleep. Getting all excited.

J/k

 

[Vivalaraza]

Is it true that we are gonna get Frank Gore?

Is he gonna be any good at his age?

Can't be worse than Trent!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Righty tighty, lefty loosy.

#NeverForget


Edit: Putting this shit together like a goddamn boss. Gonna start my own construction/ furniture making company. Gonna call it "Close enough"

 

[Coldnoodle]

 

[bionic77]

Who here has a futon?

I used to have one in law school.

They are the worst to sleep on.

Only fat girls, Pats fans and uggos should be made to sleep on them.

And I am old enough to remeber making furniture before ikea. IKEA sucks balls but they at least pushed eveyone to put a ton of pictures in directions. Before that there used to be almost no pictures and no one could understand the directions. Eventually you would feel so stupid because you could not understand the directions that you would just look at the box and try to make whatever was on it with the pieces given. Usually many parts were left over....

 

[jakncoke]

Fucking -20 again. morning you fuckos. I sure hate having to start later. Maybe i'll get hit by a car and can sue them and become oprah rich

 

[Tom Penny]

I used to have one in law school.

They are the worst to sleep on.

Only fat girls, Pats fans and uggos should be made to sleep on them.

And I am old enough to remeber making furniture before ikea. IKEA sucks balls but they at least pushed eveyone to put a ton of pictures in directions. Before that there used to be almost no pictures and no one could understand the directions. Eventually you would feel so stupid because you could not understand the directions that you would just look at the box and try to make whatever was on it with the pieces given. Usually many parts were left over....

Did you ever buy a new desk?

 

[abolisher6812]

How would the Eagles trade up for Mariotta?

Dude will go top 3 by the looks of it and the Eagles are picking 20th overall. They would need to mortgage away their first round picks of the next 5 years to trade up that high.

Unless Mariotta decides to take his dick out whilst running his 40, I just don't see it happening.

As a Jaguars fan, I would gladly take the Eagles first 3 picks this year, 1st and 3rd round picks the next 2 years for the third pick.

 

[MRSA]

I hate jak

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Woke up...

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Just go back to bed, Darkest

 

[ampere]

Woke up...

http://s18.postimg.org/dcyalxggp/weather.png[img]

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At a certain point the thing should just say "keep the heat on and don't leave the house"

 

[BlackGhost]

Woke up...

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Haha they cancelled my university because of the cold, but I don't even have friday classes smdh

 

[Milchjon]

Spoiler

That was pretty much me in my math test today. Holy shit that was impossible.

 

[WedgeX]

Sunhi's video in this thread...on page 4 I think...unspeakably good. And that thread is just...smh.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

This weather is fucking with my advertising. Make it stop.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Just go back to bed, Darkest

At a certain point the thing should just say "keep the heat on and don't leave the house"

Haha they cancelled my university because of the cold, but I don't even have friday classes smdh

Some dude at my work said it was -22 at his place this morning. Coldest I've ever seen it in the 5 years I've lived here. I don't really mind, it's kind of cool just to experience what this feels like, just as long as I don't have to be in it for more than a minute or two!

Spoiler

That was pretty much me in my math test today. Holy shit that was impossible.

You're back! Woooooo! What kind of math?

 

[BlackGhost]

Spoiler

That was pretty much me in my math test today. Holy shit that was impossible.

I took a written geographic information systems test last week that turned out to be really hard, I think the teacher could see my dried tears on the test.

 

[MechDX]

 

[Alligatorjandro]

What

 

[ampere]

What

People hoping to learn from the great defensive mind of our time

 

[Goro Majima]

Sunhi's video in this thread...on page 4 I think...unspeakably good. And that thread is just...smh.

It sounds like a living situation I imagine Jak living in.

Great stuff though.

 

[Goro Majima]

Spoiler

That was pretty much me in my math test today. Holy shit that was impossible.

I hear the wizard of oz theme song looking at this

 

[sf2fanatic]

went to work today in shorts. Loving this 60°+ weather

 

[Spinluck]

Woke up...

Lol fuck that.

Just stay in your bed Red, STAY IN YOUR BED.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

went to work today in shorts. Loving this 60°+ weather

Shirtless too?

 

[Himynameischris]

Damn this crazy weather

 

[Spinluck]

They see me rollin'

They hatin

Patrolling tryin' to catch me riding dirty

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Are fat men running 40s yet?

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Damn this crazy weather

Negative temperatures let you know you're alive! Or something.

But really it sucks balls. I'm jealous.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Shirtless too?

Not until 4:30 when I get off work.

Then it party Gronk style

 

[BlackGhost]

A Kanye and Drake colab album?
*swoon

 

[Himynameischris]

Negative temperatures let you know you're alive! Or something.

But really it sucks balls. I'm jealous.

:jnc I can't imagine how cold that must be, stay safe if you have to go outside!

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

:jnc I can't imagine how cold that must be, stay safe if you have to go outside!

Thanks, buddy. The worst part of this kind of weather is the electric bill...

 

[Goro Majima]

I'm wearing shorts and a tshirt in Houston. It's like 60 degrees outside but muggy.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Not until 4:30 when I get off work.

Then it party Gronk style

That's why you're my bro

 

[Alligatorjandro]

It's freezing here, like in the 30s.

But it'll be in the 70s this weekend.

 

[Goro Majima]

Thanks, buddy. The worst part of this kind of weather is the electric bill...

Yeah electric heaters aren't great but what more do you typically need in the south?

We had a gas furnace in wisconsin but I vaguely remember these heating oil trucks up in New England. I guess that's how they survive!

 

[BlackGhost]

I think draft season is the only time I actually check out NFL network

 

[sf2fanatic]

That's why you're my bro

Thank you friend

 

[Godslay]

Reading Raiders aren't as interested in Julius Thomas as once thought. Jags are front runners right now with Falcons showing interest.