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[eznark]

Not my kid, the fuck do I care?

 

[SummitAve]

But what do we as a society do for people like that?

I am a filthy liberal so I am in favor of helping them all out. But the question is what can we do for them and what will the cost be?

Hard manual labor. Plenty of infrastructure out there needing obsessive levels of attention and focus. Won't have time to to worry about some Miku nonsense when you've got a 10 hour shift of digging ahead of you.

 

[darkside31337]

Is that just for the case in Arizona. He has 3 more charges in different states. How does that work?

Sounds like it was an agreement between all 4 states.

Completely unreal how a man can rape women across 4 states and will be out in less than a decade. Sounds like they are concurrent sentences too so it won't even actually be 9 years. Just wow.

 

[bionic77]

I'm no apple fan but that 5k screen on the iMac is amazing.

UI elements are perfectly scaled.

It really is the best.

 

[MechDX]

ESPN Stats & Info @ESPNStatsInfo
· 19m 19 minutes ago
The Raiders should draft Marcus Mariota to replace Derek Carr if he’s available at No. 4 overall. Here’s why: http://es.pn/1CQVkTc

Cant read the whole article since it is "insider only" but the title alone has me scratching my head.

 

[JABEE]

I'm no apple fan but that 5k screen on the iMac is amazing.

UI elements are perfectly scaled.

I'm waiting for the spec upgrade in the fall.

How does it perform right now?

 

[bionic77]

Hard manual labor. Plenty of infrastructure out there needing obsessive levels of attention and focus. Won't have time to to worry about some Miku nonsense when you've got a 10 hour shift of digging ahead of you.

So the solution is slavery?

Eznark was right all along...

 

[CB3]

Its super crazy to me that ESPN Insider is still a thing.

 

[MRSA]

Cant read the whole article since it is "insider only" but the title alone has me scratching my head.

What's this garbage? Remember the last time the Raiders drafted a Samoan QB? They'd only do it to piss off Chip.

 

[MechDX]

Its super crazy to me that ESPN Insider is still a thing.

Im interested in knowing why he feels this way in a weird way

 

[eznark]

Hard manual labor. Plenty of infrastructure out there needing obsessive levels of attention and focus. Won't have time to to worry about some Miku nonsense when you've got a 10 hour shift of digging ahead of you.

There is a certain justice in getting the anime obsessed weirdos to lay fiber for the productive class. Christ tell them it's a tentacle and they'll probably do it for free.

 

[Fox318]

It really is the best.

After seeing that screen its made me want a new laptop.

 

[JABEE]

It really is the best.

Did you buy one?

 

[SummitAve]

So the solution is slavery?

Eznark was right all along...

They won't be slaves. We'll pay them in GameStop preorders, and provide incentive based goals for the actual preorder bonuses.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

bionic is a liberal?

That goes against old man protocol

 

[Fox318]

I know we are all getting on that kid but isn't it just performance anxiety? I'm sure weight lifters and athletes have similar issues and stress when not hitting goal days.

Now why he chose to make an anime dancing game his Iditarod is stupid. Especially since he enjoyed it before somebody changed his perspective.

 

[chuckddd]

Cant read the whole article since it is "insider only" but the title alone has me scratching my head.

A deeper dive into Carr's numbers suggest his 2014 season left a lot to be desired, however. Carr finished the season with a 38.4 Total QBR, which ranked 28th out of 33 qualified quarterbacks. His QBR didn't rank favorably among other recent rookies, either. Of the 27 rookies to qualify since 2006 -- as far back as Total QBR data goes -- Carr's QBR ranks 15th, sandwiched between EJ Manuel (38.4) and Geno Smith (35.9).

Carr's QBR suffered because of minimal gains made on his passes. He averaged a mere 5.46 yards per attempt last season, which was not only worst in the NFL last season, it was one of the worst all time.

In the history of the NFL, only three quarterbacks have thrown at least 500 passes in a season and averaged fewer than 5.50 yards per attempt: Carr, Joey Harrington and Chris Weinke. Harrington and Weinke both did so within the first two years of their careers, and neither lasted long in the NFL.

Carr's inability to hit the deep ball contributed to his low yards per attempt. Carr completed a league-worst 22.4 percent of his passes thrown at least 20 yards downfield last season, and it's not as though his receivers were to blame. The Raiders lacked big-name receivers in 2013 as well, but the team ranked 12th overall completing deep passes (38.1 percent).

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[Bread]

The last year's 11" MBA is $799, EDU discount of $50; try and get them to stack the USPS mover's coupon brings it down to $675. They might or might not let you stack on the 10% discount, you can usually get around this by buying like a Mighty Mouse on the same transation and just return the mouse afterwards.

Also if you don't need a new laptop, the nerds have told me that the next generation of processors should curb stomp the current ones in all categories (processor, graphics, and batterylife) so my 2011 MBP is holding out till next year at least.

should i get last year's 13" mba

 

[Fox318]

bionic is a liberal?

That goes against old man protocol

you haven't met any old union men.

Honestly there is a sweet spot in the middle.

 

[MechDX]

.

Thanks.

ESPN can fuck off with that QBR bullshit. Who the hell did Carr have to throw to?

http://www.fresnobee.com/2015/01/01/4310817/nfl-valley-report-derek-carr-thrives.html

Oakland’s 3-13 record was third-worst in the NFL, but the Raiders’ rookie from Fresno State was middle of the pack among NFL quarterbacks. He finished the season 19th in passing yards with 3,270 and had 21 touchdowns against 12 interceptions. He completed 348 of 599 (58.1%) and had a passer rating of 76.6.

Good start, right? Well, consider this: Peyton Manning finished his rookie campaign with the Indianapolis Colts with a passer rating of 71.1.

 

[Spinluck]

I am not old enough to remember, but how did Clinton and that girl get caught? I remember hearing about it as a kid but I didn't know what a blowjob was until like 7th grade.

Going into that thread is kind of annoying. Like I am sad that she got embarrassed and got all that slut shaming thrown her way.. But why does GAF act like she clearly hasn't pushed to make bank off of the incident.

Is that really such a bad opinion to have?

 

[Bread]

I hope they kill the priest

smh gata

repent

 

[Fox318]

Thanks.

ESPN can fuck off with that QBR bullshit. Who the hell did Carr have to throw to?

http://www.fresnobee.com/2015/01/01/4310817/nfl-valley-report-derek-carr-thrives.html

he had watt

 

[Himynameischris]

.

So they use their bullshit QBR?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

smh gata

repent

Fuck him

Weasel bastard

 

[MechDX]

he had watt

Wut?

 

[Spinluck]

should i get last year's 13" mba

2014 MBP are beast.

I want to get the new Surface Pro this year.

 

[Himynameischris]

I am not old enough to remember, but how did Clinton and that girl get caught? I remember hearing about it as a kid but I didn't know what a blowjob was until like 7th grade.

Going into that thread is kind of annoying. Like I am sad that she got embarrassed and got all that slut shaming thrown her way.. But why does GAF act like she clearly hasn't pushed to make bank off of the incident.

Is that really such a bad opinion to have?

The gata family ratted him out of course

 

[rando14]

2014 MBP are beast.

I want to get the new Surface Pro this year.

Did somebody say Surface Pro????

"So on this play, I'm going to throw it on the one-yard line, should be an easy TD!!"

 

[Fox318]

Wut?

you didn't hear about the trade?

Watt to Oakland?

 

[Sanjuro]

should i get last year's 13" mba

I'd go with the Retina personally unless you could get the Air cheaper.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Did somebody say Surface Pro????

"So on this play, I'm going to throw it on the one-yard line, should be an easy TD!!"

Lol you're all right with me rando

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The gata family ratted him out of course

I would call the police on you and tell them you have a gun and a stolen white woman

 

[zychi]

Thanks.

ESPN can fuck off with that QBR bullshit. Who the hell did Carr have to throw to?

http://www.fresnobee.com/2015/01/01/4310817/nfl-valley-report-derek-carr-thrives.html

I'm glad to see people are coming around and realizing ESPN and most of their "stats" are shit. QBR allows ESPN to change the narrative who is good and who isn't.

 

[Bread]

2014 MBP are beast.

I want to get the new Surface Pro this year.

I'd go with the Retina personally unless you could get the Air cheaper.

Looks like the MBP is about $100 more, that's probably worth it.

 

[cdyhybrid]

And this is where Bevell called the play we call "Kiss My Ass, Marshawn"

Spoiler

Russ sure is handsome though /swoon

 

[MechDX]

you didn't hear about the trade?

Watt to Oakland?

As long as we get a Herschel Walker type trade in return I'm good.

 

[Sanjuro]

Looks like the MBP is about $100 more, that's probably worth it.

Not that one. The one I'm referring to is the one I have, it's probably a tad north of $1000 unless you can get yourself a slick deal.

 

[Fox318]

Surface pro seems really cool.

 

[eznark]

Surface pro seems really cool.

Definitely getting a SP4 this summer. Stoked!

 

[MRSA]

should i get last year's 13" mba

Bead I just told your dumbass to go to Best Buy to get one if you're going that route.

Waiting to see what they do with the SP4, if they're going the route of the Core M processor then Microsoft can fuck off with that shit.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Did somebody say Surface Pro????

"So on this play, I'm going to throw it on the one-yard line, should be an easy TD!!"

This is not funny but I laughed.

 

[cdyhybrid]

2014 MBP are beast.

I want to get the new Surface Pro this year.

Surface pro seems really cool.

Definitely getting a SP4 this summer. Stoked!

Russell is the best salesman.

If only he would try to sell Pete on firing Bevell.

 

[Himynameischris]

Did somebody say Surface Pro????

"So on this play, I'm going to throw it on the one-yard line, should be an easy TD!!"

Don't do this to yourself rando!!

I would call the police on you and tell them you have a gun and a stolen white woman

I'm an upstanding citizen, go ahead and try! Also this is racist but I don't expect better from you

 

[ampere]

Sounds like it was an agreement between all 4 states.

Completely unreal how a man can rape women across 4 states and will be out in less than a decade. Sounds like they are concurrent sentences too so it won't even actually be 9 years. Just wow.

If that's his sentence no wonder he plead guilty... geez good lawyer indeed.

Did somebody say Surface Pro????

http://www.wp7connect.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/hihi-e1399302191542.jpg[IMG]

"So on this play, I'm going to throw it on the one-yard line, should be an easy TD!!"[/QUOTE]

"Hi my name is Malcolm. This is my truck!"
[QUOTE][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cnhuzqp.jpg

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Darren sharper only gets 9 years? Must be nice to be rich

 

[eznark]

Darren sharper only gets 9 years? Must be nice to be rich

Still needs three other judges to sign off on the deal, far from over.

 

[Spinluck]

Definitely getting a SP4 this summer. Stoked!

Can you buy one for me?

 

[MechDX]

Adam Caplan ‏@caplannfl · 2m2 minutes ago
They struck out with Clay; not much left at TE in free agency--Source: #Browns consider TE Rob Housler an option http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/164822/source-browns-consider-te-rob-housler-an-option …

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet · 2m2 minutes ago
Ex-Jaguars & West Texas A&M WR Nathan Slaughter has agreed to terms with #Cardinals, source said. 1st veteran combine player to get a job.

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[rando14]

Buy a Surface Pro for me too Eznark!! In exchange I'll even pretend to be your son, since I'm like 99.9% sure you're ashamed of your real kids anyways, I can only be an upgrade!!

.

:jnc this made me laugh for some reason

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