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[XiaNaphryz]

My daughter is 4 and and has been reading for awhile now. I wonder when she is going to advance past Gata in school (not going to let her skip ahead so that will probably delay things by a few years)?

My daughter is 5 and she corrected my wife on her grammar when my wife was trying to scold her a few nights ago. It was hilariously awesome.

 

[Goro Majima]

god DAMMIT wienke you fucked up

Guys....I'm pretty sure it's Monday....

What was Monday again? We make fun of Gata on Mondays right?

Leave it to a Pats fan to screw it all up...

Fuck you. That's the most disrespectful thing anyone has said to me in this thread. I'd rather be called an animu compared to that you son of a bitch!

To be fair he did say he was going to start posting animu gifs if we didn't shut up about Baseball.

I did so you all are doing good work for me anyway. Fuck baseball.

 

[Narag]

I'm sure there are gifs of moe girls shooting fully automatic weapons and struggling to control them or something weird like that.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

To be fair he did say he was going to start posting animu gifs if we didn't shut up about Baseball.

I'm sure there are gifs of moe girls shooting fully automatic weapons and struggling to control them or something weird like that.

 

[Officerrob]

sounds like raiders are close with crab.

pretty meh on him, but whatever

Yep, sure looks that way:

Michael Crabtree @KingCrab15 · 46m 46 minutes ago
Bay Area...

 

[Bread]

No

 

[Narag]

No

Gata is playing his fiddle while nflgaf burns

 

[Confrontation]

Yo, can we ban that fucking shit from this thread please.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Yo, can we ban that fucking shit from this thread please.

Why you trying to be so insular?

 

[Kastrioti]

Look at that chiseled jaw and chin.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I love anime, and even I'm here like Donald Glover walking into the apartment with pizza and seeing everything on fire right now. What happened??

 

[Confrontation]

Why you trying to be so insular?

I'm the voice of the people, brah.

 

[Arc]

That chick has an epic sun glasses tan.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata is playing his fiddle while nflgaf burns

I didn't even do anything to start this

 

[XiaNaphryz]

I'm the voice of the people, brah.

Trying to get the place NBA'd just because of the Browns uniform issues isn't cool!

 

[jakncoke]

milch owes me beer. says 12 beer i bought was a lot, im barely buzzed. he should be fined

 

[Goro Majima]

Look at that chiseled jaw and chin.

"Now I can get fat like my husband"

 

[Confrontation]

Trying to get the place NBA'd just because of the Browns uniform issues isn't cool!

Issues? Just wait in 2 weeks, we will be bringing out the hottest shit since the 80' Rams.

 

[jakncoke]

Issues? Just wait in 2 weeks, we will be bringing out the hottest shit since the 80' Rams.

How much meth and acid you taking

 

[Confrontation]

How much meth and acid you taking

I think you have me mixed up with my fellow Euro, Konka.

 

[Narag]

I didn't even do anything to start this

did you do anything to stop it though?

 

[BlackGhost]

Daryl Ruiter ‏ @ RuiterWrongFAN 31m 31 minutes ago
# Browns new helmet will be matte orange with modified brown & white oreo stripe + brown facemask

My one wish was matte orange helmets :""")
The rest of the uniforms can be offensive as fuck

 

[jakncoke]

I think you have me mixed up with my fellow Euro, Konka.

Ye. konka is a whore

 

[Milchjon]

I go each Summer to Fürth, that's pretty far out East. People are still nice there.

Well, that's Franconia. My mom's from that region. Maybe the best region in Germany. I was mostly referring to the former GDR states.

Also, jak, all this means is you have an alarmingly high threshold. 12 beers on a Monday is no joke...

 

[Officerrob]

Houston's all about the mediocre QB's:

Ian Rapoport @RapSheet · 57s 57 seconds ago
A bit unexpected: #UCLA QB Brett Hundley was spotted in Houston, set for a pre-draft visit with the #Texans tomorrow, I’m told.

 

[rando14]

My one wish was matte orange helmets :""")
The rest of the uniforms can be offensive as fuck

Life is so good, BG!! :')

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL5uQfKPSBg

 

[Elfforkusu]

I did so you all are doing good work for me anyway. Fuck baseball.

I'm fine with postseason baseball. But the length of the regular season... smh.

 

[Malalaw]

Oh man that song. Wonder Years!!

 

[Confrontation]

Well, that's Franconia. My mom's from that region. Maybe the best region in Germany. I was mostly referring to the former GDR states.

Well they did get robbed of the greatness that is Communism.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

:jnc at Deadspin's article about Fat Matt's wedding

http://deadspin.com/matt-stafford-traveled-through-time-to-2005-and-got-mar-1696037758

 

[cajunator]

But youre friendly so that counts for a lot lil animu

<3

You guys are my Gaf safehouse. Its a scary meth filled world in OT and gaming.

 

[jakncoke]

<3

You guys are my Gaf safehouse. Its a scary meth filled world in OT and gaming.

Made me lol way more than it should

 

[XiaNaphryz]

But the length of the regular season... smh.

Reminds me of this recent article:

http://www.sportsonearth.com/articl...15-sabermetrics-still-cant-trump-pure-emotion

The thing about having one game never really matter that much is that you get all of the upside of a victory, really, without any of the downside of the loss.

...

Understanding that just one game is a tiny cog in a larger machine doesn't take away the fun of winning, because that's going to be there no matter what; it just eases the sting of losing. Understanding that no one game makes that much of a difference allows you to just bask in the enjoyment of the thing. It lets you have fun.

This is something unique to baseball. Every NFL loss is like losing 10 baseball games in a row; every NBA and NHL loss is like losing two. The length of the season -- whether it's 162 games or, maybe one day (again), 154 games -- bakes in both disappointment and euphoria. The Arizona Diamondbacks lost 98 games last year, an absolutely miserable season, but if you were at Chase Field on April 30, when the D-Backs were behind 4-1 but scored one in the eighth, two in the ninth and won on a Miguel Montero walkoff in the 10th &#8230; you had a terrific time. You jumped and hollered and hugged whoever was next to you, even though your team was 9-22 and had just lost four in a row.

Look at them:

They're so happy! They're spraying Montero with water as he slides into home plate! The Diamondbacks were 9-22!

That's what baseball does. It is capable of providing you with pure, mainlined mirth, regardless of context, on any given day. Collectively, it can mean more, and all moments are, yes, just data points, but that doesn't mean those little moments and those data points matter any less while they're happening.

 

[MRSA]

Coldplay got his wish. Bungles signed D. Moore

 

[bionic77]

My daughter is 5 and she corrected my wife on her grammar when my wife was trying to scold her a few nights ago. It was hilariously awesome.

Girls are the worst.

My daughter is trying to drive us crazy. Once she gets bored it seems like she is looking to fuck shit up. We have to get a hold of her or she will be the mean girls sequel by herself.

My son is chill as fuck and always listens to us. Never starts any shit.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Reminds me of this recent article:

http://www.sportsonearth.com/articl...15-sabermetrics-still-cant-trump-pure-emotion

I understand that there are benefits! I just don't enjoy them at all.

Wake me up in October!

 

[BannedEpisode]

Dude waiting for the bus next to me wearing a twill blazer, dark blue jeans, and busted new balances.

Oh he's wearing a pioneer press badge.

 

[Milchjon]

Girls are the worst.

My daughter is trying to drive us crazy. Once she gets bored it seems like she is looking to fuck shit up. We have to get a hold of her or she will be the mean girls sequel by herself.

My son is chill as fuck and always listens to us. Never starts any shit.

Sexist pig.

 

[Greg]

Dude waiting for the bus next to me wearing a twill blazer, dark blue jeans, and busted new balances.

Oh he's wearing a pioneer press badge.

he's on his blog like:

"Dude waiting for the bus next to me is a Vikings fan"

 

[Goro Majima]

he's on his blog like:

"Dude waiting for the bus next to me is a Vikings fan"

And the comments section is like:

"Those fans still exist?"

":jnc"

"Ask him if he likes boating?"

 

[cdyhybrid]

Spencer Haywood made the HOF.

#SaveOurSonics

 

[cajunator]

So the La Clippers are good now and the Lakers are shit?

 

[WesternHeretic]

So the La Clippers are good now and the Lakers are shit?

No.

Lakers are shit and Clippers are less shitty.

 

[cajunator]

No.

Lakers are shit and Clippers are less shitty.

ah

 

[bionic77]

No.

Lakers are shit and Clippers are less shitty.

The Clippers are good.

So he was right.

They just are not good enough to win anything other than a playoff spot.

That team is getting broken up after this season because they are not winning it all.

Spurs/Golden State is going to be pretty epic though.

The East smells like a giant turd. I can't remember the last time the conference had more than 3 decent teams. It is so bad that the Lakers could contend for a 6th seed there if they were healthy. Probably would be fighting for the 8th spot as currently constructed...

 

[BannedEpisode]

he's on his blog like:

"Dude waiting for the bus next to me is a Vikings fan"

And the comments section is like:

"Those fans still exist?"

":jnc"

"Ask him if he likes boating?"

 

[Greg]

:jnc

 

[Malalaw]

http://www.homesecurityshield.org/news/most-dangerous-cities-in-the-usa/2/


We made it! #19...jeesh.

 

[Officerrob]

So Aaron Hernandez's entire defense was his two friends were smoking PCP?

 

[Dega]

http://www.homesecurityshield.org/news/most-dangerous-cities-in-the-usa/2/


We made it! #19...jeesh.

Congrats

Would you rob me if I moved there just so I wont feel left out?