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NFL Offseason Thread |OT3| Mock draft Central sponsored by the Shirtless League

Oh man, Michael Vick is going to be two blocks from my house this weekend at an opening party for his wife's hair extension shop.

The real question is do I have the balls as an upper class white male to walk into a hair extension store in North Philly to meet Michael Vick.
 

ampere

Member
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...mpelling-evidence-against-hernandez/#comments


Damn. One would think Hernandez's lawyers would have thought about this beforehand

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Yea... wow.
 

MechDX

Member
Reading Ware and Von Millers early comments about running Wade's defense is giving me flashbacks. It all great that first year. Swarming defense, QB's running for their life, etc.....then in year two someone like Brady dinks and dunks their man defense to shreds and Wade just stands there with a confused look on his face. "If only their was a defensive scheme where I can just have the defenders wait in an area for the receiver to enter."
 

Bread

Banned
To be fair to the burrito place, I only have myself to blame for this. I had forgotten I was in Florida; a state of heathens and gatas alike, a state where one cannot just assume that the people around have evolved to the point where rice has been deemed unnecessary. When I leave this place in 3 weeks, I will look back and spit on the ground of Jacksonville. Florida can rot for all I care.
 

Konka

Banned
To be fair to the burrito place, I only have myself to blame for this. I had forgotten I was in Florida; a state of heathens and gatas alike, a state where one cannot just assume that the people around have evolved to the point where rice has been deemed unnecessary. When I leave this place in 3 weeks, I will look back and spit on the ground of Jacksonville. Florida can rot for all I care.

Because, as everyone knows, Boston is the burrito mecca of the world.
 

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
To be fair to the burrito place, I only have myself to blame for this. I had forgotten I was in Florida; a state of heathens and gatas alike, a state where one cannot just assume that the people around have evolved to the point where rice has been deemed unnecessary. When I leave this place in 3 weeks, I will look back and spit on the ground of Jacksonville. Florida can rot for all I care.

Wow you are literally within walking distance of Gata's swamp.

RIP bead
 
To be fair to the burrito place, I only have myself to blame for this. I had forgotten I was in Florida; a state of heathens and gatas alike, a state where one cannot just assume that the people around have evolved to the point where rice has been deemed unnecessary. When I leave this place in 3 weeks, I will look back and spit on the ground of Jacksonville. Florida can rot for all I care.

You being in Florida explains everything.
 

BigAT

Member
A friend of mine has a legitimate, crippling fear of mustard. Not as in he doesn't like it on food he eats, I mean he has a true phobia of mustard itself. He almost started crying once when someone threw a (completely sealed) mustard packet in his general direction. He didn't talk to me for three months after I sprayed him with a bottle of mustard once.
 

MechDX

Member
A friend of mine has a legitimate, crippling fear of mustard. Not as in he doesn't like it on food he eats, I mean he has a true phobia of mustard itself. He almost started crying once when someone threw a (completely sealed) mustard packet in his general direction. He didn't talk to me for three months after I sprayed him with a bottle of mustard once.

jnc
 

MRSA

Banned
A friend of mine has a legitimate, crippling fear of mustard. Not as in he doesn't like it on food he eats, I mean he has a true phobia of mustard itself. He almost started crying once when someone threw a (completely sealed) mustard packet in his general direction. He didn't talk to me for three months after I sprayed him with a bottle of mustard once.

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Respect

Member
Reading Ware and Von Millers early comments about running Wade's defense is giving me flashbacks. It all great that first year. Swarming defense, QB's running for their life, etc.....then in year two someone like Brady dinks and dunks their man defense to shreds and Wade just stands there with a confused look on his face. "If only their was a defensive scheme where I can just have the defenders wait in an area for the receiver to enter."

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He looks like one of my uncles...
 

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
A friend of mine has a legitimate, crippling fear of mustard. Not as in he doesn't like it on food he eats, I mean he has a true phobia of mustard itself. He almost started crying once when someone threw a (completely sealed) mustard packet in his general direction. He didn't talk to me for three months after I sprayed him with a bottle of mustard once.

How does that happen? How does somebody even learn a phobia like that?
 

gutshot

Member
Shit, you guys, I unknowingly clicked on that Russian teenage girls twerking vid and now I'm probably gonna get fired and/or arrested. Where's modbot to lock that shit down?
 
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